Marie Osmond Pulled An Elizabeth Taylor Today

29 years after Marie Osmond and Stephen Craig summoned a mob of Mormon side-eyes by getting divorced, they have decided to give that shit another go. Marie and Stephen starred in an reboot of their first wedding by getting married for the second time at the Las Vegas Mormon Temple (please tell me it has video poker in the lobby) this morning. Since Marie's face today looks nothing like it did 40 years ago thanks to porcelain facials, she wanted Stephen to recognize her so she wore the same hot dress she wore to their original wedding in 1982.

Marie and Stephen chose to do Marriage: The Sequel today, because it's the born day of her late mother and late son Michael. Marie released this statement after getting married FOR REAL this time.

"I am so happy and look forward to sharing my life with Stephen, who is an amazing man as well as a great father to my children."

I will only approve of this Mormon union if the maid of honor at the wedding was Baby Mary Hart:

Porcelain fumes are a helluva drug.

via People

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by chica robotica on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 12:31pm.

Topanga - no, that was the 2nd husband. I saw that Oprah. That was the guy that she raised her children with, the guy they hate apparently. This guy was her very first husband.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 12:28pm.

With that header, I thought MK was about to tell me Marie Osmond was dead. LOL I had my "why God whys" ready to go.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

Submitted by NC-Ladee on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 12:27pm.

Re-boot of their wedding. MK - I love you. You have such a flare with words.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 12:26pm.

Dolls scare me.

She scares me.

Why marry the same dude again?

Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 12:23pm.

Hold the F- up, is the same guy that she claimed on Oprah, was "abusive" to her and was "not a very nice man" AND who her and her kids openly said was not invited to her late sons funeral due to his ways. What is going on here?

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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"

-Mean Girl,Regina George

Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 12:22pm.

This is mild. This bitch is Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs. Eventually, it's going to come out that she keeps corpses in her basement.
Creepy.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 12:22pm.

That dress is so fug. But it does look like something Nicki would have worn on Big Love so I guess that's what they were going for, Mormon Bride.

Submitted by Newportjoey on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 12:22pm.

Well, they WERE a cult long before Scientology.
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"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 12:20pm.

She must be fishing for a reality show.
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twerk those stumps!

Submitted by chica robotica on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 12:19pm.

I thought this guy was the one that cheated on her but the other husband was the one who beat and abused her? Good luck, Marie. She has the worst taste in men... for someone who says her brothers are the best men on earth, she doesn't seem to be able to recognize the good guys... hope this one has changed.