Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 4, 2011 / Posted by:

The Kissing Box! Welcome to the future of first base cyber sexing! Japanese scientists and engineers have already made it so that you only have to leave your house to lick nipples with your Craigslist whore in the bathroom of a diner that doesn’t ask any questions, but now they’re making it so you don’t even have to do that! You know when the bartender at T.G.I. Friday’s gives White Oprah’s first drink of the morning and she’s so happy to see it that she starts making out with its straw? The Kissing Box is just like that! It’s a box with a tiny straw attached that replicates your tongue movements for the box your Craigslist whore has in their mouth. Nerdlove is a beautiful and intimate thing!

I just hope that they’re also making tiny straw condoms to go with this, because well, we all know that tongue fucking is just a warm up for the real game. The dark and dirty places The Kissing Box will go! Only an E.R. nurse and your roommate (after asking, “Why does my Kissing Box taste like cheese sweat?“) will know!

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