Afternoon Crumbs
Shia LaBeouf kisses his girlfriend while his girlfriend holds her breath so she won’t have to inhale his musky ass stank. True love really does bring out our hidden talents! – Just Jared
Prince Hot Ginge pulls a wiggly worm out of his pocket. Not that kind of wiggly worm, you suck fucks (said to myself)!! Children were present! – Lainey Gossip
Ariel better dip her head in black hair dye and chop it into a bob since all these tricks are thieving her style – Hollywood Tuna
An artichoke to Katy Perry: “The fuck?!” – The Superficial
Meanwhile, the dog is thinking to himself, “I can’t wait for this ho to pass out so I can chew his lips off.” – Towleroad
A dog killed Osama (cut to a trained team of cats storming Gaddafi’s pedicure studio ) – Boston Barstool Sports
Of course The Situation is getting a show – ICYDK
That Winter Bone’s girl in ASOS Magazine – The Berry
Cameron Diaz says marriage is dying like the feeling in her face from so much Botox – Celebitchy
Did somebody use one of those fatface iPhone apps on JLo’s face for this picture? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
The powers of Photoshop and Cameron Diaz’s signature ho poses come together for Maxim – Popoholic
How dare that trollop Chelsy Davy show her homewrecking face after this weekend! – Popsugar
I’ll take that car as is, thankyouverymuch – Celebslam
How to stop cats from pissing on your car – The Daily What
Two fat lobsters go to a steakhouse… – Hollywood Rag
Poke at me when you’ve got 20 Dazzler tattoos – Cityrag
Kristen Stewart’s dog might have more ragehate for the paps than Kristen Stewart does – I’m Not Obsessed