Afternoon Crumbs

May 4, 2011 / Posted by:

Shia LaBeouf kisses his girlfriend while his girlfriend holds her breath so she won’t have to inhale his musky ass stank. True love really does bring out our hidden talents! – Just Jared

Prince Hot Ginge pulls a wiggly worm out of his pocket. Not that kind of wiggly worm, you suck fucks (said to myself)!! Children were present! – Lainey Gossip

Ariel better dip her head in black hair dye and chop it into a bob since all these tricks are thieving her style – Hollywood Tuna

An artichoke to Katy Perry: “The fuck?!”The Superficial

Meanwhile, the dog is thinking to himself, “I can’t wait for this ho to pass out so I can chew his lips off.”Towleroad

A dog killed Osama (cut to a trained team of cats storming Gaddafi’s pedicure studio ) – Boston Barstool Sports

Of course The Situation is getting a show – ICYDK

That Winter Bone’s girl in ASOS Magazine – The Berry

Cameron Diaz says marriage is dying like the feeling in her face from so much Botox – Celebitchy

Did somebody use one of those fatface iPhone apps on JLo’s face for this picture? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The powers of Photoshop and Cameron Diaz’s signature ho poses come together for Maxim – Popoholic

How dare that trollop Chelsy Davy show her homewrecking face after this weekend! – Popsugar

I’ll take that car as is, thankyouverymuch – Celebslam

How to stop cats from pissing on your car – The Daily What

Two fat lobsters go to a steakhouse… – Hollywood Rag

Poke at me when you’ve got 20 Dazzler tattoos – Cityrag

Kristen Stewart’s dog might have more ragehate for the paps than Kristen Stewart does – I’m Not Obsessed

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