With a Coke in hand, Lindsay Lohan showed up to orientation at the Downtown Women’s Center, where she’s doing some of her community service, in L.A. yesterday wearing what most graveyard-shift rest stop hookers call “professional attire.”
LiLo served her community just by showing up with her nipples out! Those women in the shelter personally got to meet the busiest nipples in the business. Those nipples have cut lines of the bad shit with the best of ‘em! Colin Farrell (and Gerard Butler and Aaron Carter and Harry Morton and SamRo and the bagger at the Vons on Hollywood Blvd) have done shots of bottom shelf tequila off those nipples! If those nipples weren’t fucked up all the time, the stories they could tell you! So we should consider LiLo’s community service as served!
And I’m sure White Oprah is already stumbling up to the podium to say that her innocent child isn’t wearing a bra because she selflessly donated it to a homeless woman with needy nipples.