Guess Who Is Still A Mess?

May 3, 2011 / Posted by:

Oh, Andy Dick. Can’t just go to a restaurant, sip on his soda water through a straw and sit politely with his thirst for drunken foolery tucked safely away. Nope. Andy continued to fight his demons (Note: “fight his demons” is the bad sheep second cousin of “over the moon”) by trying to drown them out with alcohol and scare them away by causing a scene in a public place. Another week, another story about Andy Dick ruining somebody’s meal.

Radar says that the police were called to a restaurant in Temecula, CA last night after Andy conducted himself in a disorderly way while under the influence of booze. I’m sure Andy pissed in the corner, stuck his dick in somebody’s burrito and did a shot off of a stranger’s head without asking. The usual!

Andy was charged with misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct with alcohol and dried out in the tank before he was released on $500 bail.

On a positive note, Andy’s mug shot is the best I’ve seen him look in a long time. It must be the silver fuzzy butt chin that’s drawing me in. You know I get weak for silver fuzzy butts (see: Mah Boo).

And the next time Andy wants to have a good time, he should just hook up with these old dudes instead of terrorizing a restaurant with his acts of drunken assholery.

This is totally what will happen you if hide your Ecstasy pills in your daddy’s Viagra bottle.

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