Guess Who Is Still A Mess?
Oh, Andy Dick. Can't just go to a restaurant, sip on his soda water through a straw and sit politely with his thirst for drunken foolery tucked safely away. Nope. Andy continued to fight his demons (Note: "fight his demons" is the bad sheep second cousin of "over the moon") by trying to drown them out with alcohol and scare them away by causing a scene in a public place. Another week, another story about Andy Dick ruining somebody's meal.
Radar says that the police were called to a restaurant in Temecula, CA last night after Andy conducted himself in a disorderly way while under the influence of booze. I'm sure Andy pissed in the corner, stuck his dick in somebody's burrito and did a shot off of a stranger's head without asking. The usual!
Andy was charged with misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct with alcohol and dried out in the tank before he was released on $500 bail.
On a positive note, Andy's mug shot is the best I've seen him look in a long time. It must be the silver fuzzy butt chin that's drawing me in. You know I get weak for silver fuzzy butts (see: Mah Boo).
And the next time Andy wants to have a good time, he should just hook up with these old dudes instead of terrorizing a restaurant with his acts of drunken assholery.
This is totally what will happen you if hide your Ecstasy pills in your daddy's Viagra bottle.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
It has carressed them! It's hit it!
briquette machine
briquteeing press
coal briquetting machine
ball briquetting machine
charcoal briquetting machine
he needs someone to lock him up on full moons and he'd be cool. the guy doesn't lie about having some issues and he's probably one of the most open people around. He's one of the funniest. I love his show Andy Dick's Assistant especially. Anyway, I think he's great and I hope he's feeling better. People should know if they are in public and see Andy Dick that some shit could go down. They should give him some elbow room and let his people deal with it.
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" stuck his dick in somebody's burrito and did a shot off of a stranger's head without asking."
hhaaaaaaaaahaaaaa Real or imagined, that is Andy Dick! Feel bad for the guy for some reason. I really need to shake off this "feel bad for these fuckers" business I got inside.
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"'They See Me Rollin', They Hatin' chariot is born!" -MK
Jerseygirl: Sorry for that mess. It sounds traumatic. I gave your review a yes for helpful and said not helpful for the positive reviews.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
I wanna know the nationalities of the dancers since my Mexican people have already shamed us w/the following video of dancing under the influence fuckery:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xl4WN4La18
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What. The. Fuck?
This is a 20-year age enhanced photo, RiGHT? Omg, he looks like a skinny, deranged Santa. The crazy has caught up with Dick.
To jerseygirl17 -- sorry for your situation. i'll bump your review if I can find it. Nasty assholes should def be outed.
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as a borderline old broad who does not dye her prematurely gray hair, i totally dig his hair.
he's dumb to color it. but he's dumb for a lot of things.
poor bastard.
how does the poor bastard pay his bills?
Naw, they look wasted, I'm familiar with folk dancing, and they might be doing some, but they're screwing around drunktards. To say they are just average foreign men having a good time is like saying Borat was a true Khazar. More like they might be attempting some folk dancing drunk and it comes off as doing the farting chicken.
Submitted by contrario on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 12:12pm.
About the men in the video: to American eyes with zero knowledge of foreign customs, except for Rio's Carnival, these men could understandably give the impression of being "under the influence".
In reality they look like Turks just gathering and enjoying themselves with some kind of folkloric dance.
I never thought I'd say this, but this is the first time he's looked remotely attractive. I must be more ossified than hard up since I *now* understand how he can pull all this hot younger female *and* male strange.
A. Dick ain't foolin' nobody!
He got as pretty as he could for this photo so he could be someone's top bitch in the ditch.
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Watching people having fun and enjoying life makes me feel good. Thanks MK.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 11:45am.
OK, I'll repost in OP, but here's the favor -
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Ok, so I rated the negative review as helpful and rated it hated it. I think that's the best I can do here...I'm really sorry people have to suck like that and the well-intentioned have to pay. (((HUGS)))
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.
Submitted by contrario: About the men in the video: to American eyes with zero knowledge of foreign customs, except for Rio's Carnival, these men could understandably give the impression of being "under the influence". In reality they look like Turks just gathering and enjoying themselves with some kind of folkloric dance.
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Agreed, 'cept they're dancing to Papi Chulo, sounds like Reggaeton, so I'm guessing they are Hispanic of some sort. Wish my gramps had been this much fun w/o beer involved :-D
BTW, Jerseygirl, I tried to bump your review, I didn't see the numbers jump though so I'll try again later. I'm really sorry about the sitch, and I hope no damage is done by the in-laws. Ya'll other posters have to find the reviews under google MAPS, it's under "Cynthia".
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
This is the first time I've ever seen Andy Dick's hair actually look good.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
between lower lip and upper eyelid, and minus wonky eye, he resembles De Niro a little. without forehead and chin.
i liked the dancing best of all. especially the guy who's main move was "my heel is caught on a stray thread in my pants."
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@magpie - a little over the top, but as long as you can't get in trouble for it . . . Appreciate it.
@EEG (HUGS)
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off and running, folks!... what?!.. SOMEBODY'S gotta sell dope to schoolchildren, and Andy's in the pokey!
have a happy, all!!
OT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUsY-FfjGZo
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Spicey! I said the same thing re him looking like AC
(HUGS) to EEG!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Holding you to it pimp! (you don't have to buy me tits and I won't sell the fridge)
Was just thinking, wouldn't it be great if MK's blog had audio? I never get any work done because I'm always on DListed, but if I could *listen* to all the comments instead of reading them, I'd be super-productive!
*wonders what sucky's voice would sound like*
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BITCH BE GUILTY!
i've been looking at the picture of Andy and all i could come up with was this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnO9Jyz82Ps
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Just sad. *no other comment*
LOLOLLLLL 7 months, hooker!!!
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
ESE, well what can I say??? <3
Jacko, countdown till your barfday. Yeah, and I will stay true and honest....
♥ESE♥ You know me too well. Hope life's been treating you well. Always good to see you down in these lower chats :D
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Arrgh.
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BITCH BE GUILTY!
Ah, yes, no good deed goes unpunished. :^D
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BITCH BE GUILTY!
*passes Uvy the Purell & some tissues*
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 12:24pm.
Nitty!!!... well, isn't this just a surprise!
i'm running into all the posters i love!
funny, you would show up in a place that the main topic is a guy named "Dick"! LOL!
OT: i think i already did, but... just for good measure, and for EEG.... i don't care.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 12:01pm.
Months and counting till I make Jacko an honest man (did you hear the thump when he fell?)
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lmao!!! what is it, five years or something? I can't remember our arrangement lol
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 11:59am.
*drags my sick ass in and coughs on everybody*
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Uvy, Droncit for your ass worms and Robitussin for your cough, now you can quit draggin your ass and coughin.
*wanders over to join ESE in the shower*
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
His name says it all... he's just gotta change the first name to Ima.
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One of my favorite movies of all time Mi Vida Loca saying:
"Take all of your happy little shit and go."
MK 4/21/11 National High Five Day
Its a thread about Andy fucingdick, the diversion was welcome. My prayers are with your family.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 11:59am.
*drags my sick ass in and coughs on everybody*
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for the love of panda bears, Uvy!... *runs to containment shower*... cover your mouth!!
OT: this guy is gonna die... he wants it that way
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Thanks, everyone. I really appreciate it and I'm sorry for hijacking the thread.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 11:16am.
@sucky: Here you go: http://www.ladyobama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/andy-dick-uncensored...
WARNING: It's offensive. It's watermarked with Perez.
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Thank you for this! It looks like balls to me though, good pair though! Good pair!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
@ESE - We have no intention of disturbing the baby or his new parents. We're heartbroken and hurt, but we realize legally there's nothing we can do. I just want to get the word out. The reviews aren't even the important part (can't get the link on my phone), but please everyone spread the word about the agency.
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JG what Yang said.
jerseygirl - I googled A Loving Choice Adoption, then clicked on maps, and the Shrewsbury NJ address was the first one up (the other was in IN, so I asssumed, lol). Really sorry for your situation.
OnT: I loved the old guys in the video doing cartwheels, or attempting it. They sure are happy.
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About the men in the video: to American eyes with zero knowledge of foreign customs, except for Rio's Carnival, these men could understandably give the impression of being "under the influence".
In reality they look like Turks just gathering and enjoying themselves with some kind of folkloric dance.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 11:56am.
my advice(not much for advice 'cause i'm a mess!) is.... lawyer now.. lawyer tomorrow.. lawyer forever.... and try not to involve the kid in the mess.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@howdareyou - can't open the link, but if it's in Shrewsbury, NJ, that's the one.
@Lucifer - the birth father (BIL) met with them twice before the final papers were signed. My FIL went with him, and FIL can be very charismatic. BIL probably laid the guilt trip on them. All parties told my Sis up til the day the papers were signed that both parties would not get visitation. Sis did not want visitation.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 11:45am.
Is 'dance like nobody's watching' really such good advice?
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LMAO. Sure it is...I like a person who can cut a rug and not give a shit. My only concern is: Is this what y'all do in the woods when you are supposed to be fishin', huntin', manly stuff *grunts* etc...?! Really, guys? Are you practicing white man moves? And that damn mud stain on your britches did not come from "falling into a creek after a giant squirrel attacked you...from outta nowhere"?! Are you telling me you got that stain from break-fukken-dancing in your good damn khakis?! I see.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 12:01pm.
Months and counting till I make Jacko an honest man (did you hear the thump when he fell?)
But I will forever and ever call out ESE...
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well, as long as i'm in there somewhere, i can feel that i'm part of the fumbling, unsure, disappointing magic! HA!
OT: i liked Andy on "Newsradio"... well, i liked him playing off of Phil Hartman.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I think it is high time for some consequences for Mr. Dick. IRL he'd have had to pay some kind of a price for this behavior, long before it ever got to this point.
May I suggest a severe beating every time he gets drunk and/or high? With this one, strong measures are likely the only ones that will work.
he looks like Anderson Cooper's drunken and haggard older brother.
Plus Dick and Lohan should hook up...that would be some hot mess made in Z-list heaven...well if he is really straight (which I always doubted).
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JerseyGirl- can't find a review link, well lots of them but not one with your review.
I live in Temecula.....WHY the fuck does Andy Dick keep coming down here to get drunk?
what is so special about Temecula??? does he like the freaking chicken wings or something???
I wanna know what restaurant he was busted at? :ast time it was Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta (one town north of temecula)
Next time "Dick: somes down our way, I'm rounding him up & dropping him off at a dairy farm in Menifee or Winchester so they cows can poop on him and trample him in the mud...that should cure him of his unsavory love of the Temecula Valley area!