The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 2nd!

May 3, 2011 / Posted by:

The annual Keebler Elves Solar Eclipse gang bang is no joke. – TheBreakdown

Runners-up:

In a last bid to stay relevant, the Travelocity gnome poses for Playgirl. – starvis

Human yard decorations are all the rage, you should see my Heather Mills lawn flamingo. – Provolone

I will still probably get massages. I may even still get the occasional “Happy Ending.” But as God is my witness this is the LAST time I ever get the “Tijuana Troll and Testicle Treatment!” – citizenstrange

Original source: Greg Endries/My Dirty Lens via Poorly Dressed

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