Afternoon Crumbs

May 3, 2011 / Posted by:

If the Louisiana trailer park flower named Brit Brit Spears was invited to the MET Costume Gala, this is exactly what she would’ve worn and she would’ve definitely been my best dressed – The Superficial

To say Kiki Dunst’s dress looks like a memaw’s floor moppin’ dress is offensive to floor moppin’ memaws – Lainey Gossip

Karissa Shannon already has the perfect outfit when she has to peddle her pussy on the train tracks for cigarette money in a couple of years – Hollywood Tuna

How can there be a 2011 Tony Award ceremony without a DanRad nomination?! Voldemort totally stuffed the box! – Towleroad

Emma Watson’s stylist wins her the best dressed woman award – The Berry

Either Kat Dennings is smuggling two white baby heads in her dress or that’s a for real push-up bra (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Vanilla Gorilla needs to give the Heil Hitler salute right up his own ass – Celebitchy

This is normal for Chloe Sevigny Just Jared

Ke$ha (behind Evan Rachel Wood) dressed up last night – ICYDK

Hipsters do not chant or cheer on the L train – NYC Barstool Sports

WHY? is right – Popoholic

With an outfit like that, Kingston Rossdale really should’ve been in the cast of H.R. PufnstufPopsugar

A scene from West Virginia’s biggest “Osama Be Dead” parade – The Daily What

I just love a good tell-all from a tranny hooker – Crunk + Disorderly

The President’s Speech the movie – Hollywood Rag

Meanwhile, those are some fugly busted kitchen countertops – I’m Not Obsessed

Make way for duckling – Cityrag

Oh, one of Parasite Hilton’s crotch crustaceans just crawled up her cleavage to say hiCelebslam

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