Rick Springfield Got Arrested Last Night

May 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Last night in Malibu, Rick Springfield wish he had Jessie’s Girl to bail his boozed up ass after he was arrested for handling his blue Corvette while being in a state of DRUNK. As drunk bitches everywhere slurred out their version of “One Reason (It’s All I Need)” in the basement of a karaoke bar, Rick failed sobriety test after sobriety test. Lt. Chew of the LAPD tells Radar what went down.

“Springfield was stopped due to a traffic violation and was subjected to a sobriety test. He failed and was then arrested and taken to Malibu Sheriff’s station where he tested for alcohol levels. He reportedly blew at .10 and then a .08.”

Rick was charged and later released.

The LAPD says they put Rick in handcuffs for drunk driving, but I have a feeling they really brought him in for looking like a come-to-life van portrait of a female-to-male transsexual who works part-time as a Jesus/Teri Hatcher impersonator. Beauty like that must be captured by a mug shot camera.

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