Tuesday, May 3rd 2011

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 2nd!

The annual Keebler Elves Solar Eclipse gang bang is no joke. - TheBreakdown

Runners-up:

In a last bid to stay relevant, the Travelocity gnome poses for Playgirl. - starvis

Human yard decorations are all the rage, you should see my Heather Mills lawn flamingo. - Provolone

I will still probably get massages. I may even still get the occasional "Happy Ending." But as God is my witness this is the LAST time I ever get the "Tijuana Troll and Testicle Treatment!" - citizenstrange

Original source: Greg Endries/My Dirty Lens via Poorly Dressed

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by herbertcv on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 5:32am.

It’s exhausting to find knowledgeable people on this matter, but you sound like you realize what you’re talking about! Thanks
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 2:39pm.

Congrats to all the winners!.
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Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 11:18am.

Is that Andy Cohen in the next She by Sheree catwalk presentation?

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 9:36am.

TheBreakdown:

But of course! Just lemme go shave first:)

♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 9:33am.

angel_i:

Thanks!

Can I get a lap dance?! :)

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 9:28am.

LOL! I love that Breaky's caption is just so ...Breaky. Funny guys. Congrats winners!

♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.

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Submitted by Vern on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 8:25am.

These captions were uncommonly good!!

LMAO Breaky!

*chanting as always*

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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 8:19am.

Congrats, Tristan..True Hot Slut of us all.
WTG, Starvis, Provy and CitizenStrange :D

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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 8:08am.

Funny! Good job to Breakdown.

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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....

Submitted by TimC on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 7:05am.

Congrats. And except for some extra gut an moobs, this guy is definitely working for me. Love those legs.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 6:59am.

cuntgratz, Breakdown.
and all the finalists...really funny shit.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 6:43am.

OMG, I won!

I would like to thank all the little people!

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Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 6:14am.

These are all great captions! Congrats!

I know I'm vulgar, but would you have me any other way? - Elizabeth Taylor

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 6:13am.

Nice work horz.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:30am.
OMG RAUL, youre becoming another "schlong" with your sweet sexy words... http://thechive.com/2011/04/21/daily-afternoon-randomness-48-photos-10/2...

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 6:09am.

Congrats, winners!!! funny shit!!
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Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 6:02am.

Provolone! You bad!!

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Submitted by Soupy on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 5:53am.

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my gnome.

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Submitted by DesignerofLaw on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 5:27am.

Even Swift wouldn't help Andy Cohen out of this one.

Submitted by 4ever21 on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 1:16am.

Charlie Sheens new business adventure!
A line of adult toys: Introducing the 1st product.

- Jack'off Lantern -

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Submitted by snoopydooper on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 12:00am.

Unbeknownst to Percy, his suit would be the longshot at the Mary Kate and Ashley sidepeice auditions. They can't be seen with a guy who has bigger moobs than theirs.

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Submitted by b.squared on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 10:57pm.

That's the last time he'll ever book through Travelocity.

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Submitted by tiny monkey on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 10:21pm.

Oh shit. Zachary Quinto's in the backyard again.

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Submitted by tiny monkey on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 10:21pm.

Oh shit. Zachary Quinto's in the backyard again.

Submitted by hoozer on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 9:49pm.

Prerequisite for sleeping with Taylor Swift. Now you know why they keep breaking up with her.

Submitted by hoozer on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 9:45pm.

Proving himself as intelligent as she is talented, Miley's boyfriend tries to hide when Billy Ray comes home.

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Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 9:45pm.

Potential gnome Jerome is highly anxious following his failed "pencil test".

Submitted by hoozer on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 9:37pm.

Given his history I can understand how Michael Phelps ended up in a field with gnomes and a lantern on his balls, but what in the hell did he take to cause the boobage?

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Submitted by herroyalflyness on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 9:25pm.

Proof that the sequel for Elf won't be able to live up to the original.

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Submitted by herroyalflyness on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 9:18pm.

Bro White and the Seven Dwarfs

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Submitted by herroyalflyness on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 9:18pm.

Say hello to my leetle friend...

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:39pm.

Fruit of the Bloom

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:37pm.

The Situation? Meet The Lighthouse. Cuz I steer bitches to my Jersey Shore Every. Damn. Night.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:35pm.

Only once did MK dare to venture into the Dlisted Forums.
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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:30pm.

Mystery solved of how Hayden Pantiesnotthere and her boyfriend do it.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:29pm.

Hayden Pantiesnotthere and her boyfriend throw a lawn party.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:26pm.

Is the Aurora Borealis or A Whore With Boner-Out Lights?

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:20pm.

Zachary Quinto has the JLo Glow.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:10pm.

There's silver fox at the end of the gay rainbow!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:09pm.

the moment that Dopey realized that he really needed Doc to be part of the dwarves.

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:07pm.

Turn on your peen light

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Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:07pm.

My dildo has a hangover.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:05pm.

FIRE DOWN BELOW!!! NO REALLY - FIRE DOWN BELOW!!!

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:06pm.

Dance by the light of the peen.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:03pm.

Even gnomes shun fur boots.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:01pm.

One ball if by land,two if by sea.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 7:59pm.

These Harry Potter movies are getting stranger.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 7:53pm.

I see George Michael is trolling the parks again.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 7:50pm.

Beam me up, Zachary.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 7:48pm.

Gnome nuts

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