Monday, May 2nd 2011
And This Has Given Me Nu Life
A little white boy wheezing out his take on DC Talk's "Nu Thang" while doing the best of 80s moves in Zubaz pants is enough to make you spritz yourself with aerosol holy water and thank God for doing his nu thing so this kid can rap about it. But the Aqua Net angel wearing an acid wash Gunne Sax dress with a white lace bib is definitely my NU JESUS!
Source: Christian Nightmares via Four Four
ain't got nothin' on Christian Side Hug
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw
Jesus H. Christ on a moped, somebody take the parents of this kid out back and shoot them! There is no bigger sin than making your kid make a complete laughingstock out of himself and then posting it online so he can never live it down. I think this kid will be hooked on something before he even turns 16 once he realizes the damage has been done.
"A brand new thang to your Raggedy walk" LMAO!
Fckin Tight! (DEEP BREATHS KID)
Jesus Harvey Kryst!
I think I had those same Jams and hightops on last night at the local grab a granny.
I was lookin good I must say, flattop and all!
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Is that Tim Tebow? LOL
If I say I believe will you please stop singing?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
That's it. I'm becoming a Christian.
The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down!!!!
It's about fucking time God does a nu thang...all this war, tornado and tsunami shit is a real downer.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
Looks like a younger, less hot Jensen Ackles. Oh here go hell come
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
I'm a Christian but Good Lord, why oh why do so many have to be so embarrassing??? You don't see Buddists faux rapping/dancing about Buddah in goofy pants. Come on Christians, tone it down already.
BTW, I wanted a pair of those Zubaz pants soooooo bad and my mom said no. I thank God for that woman. Sometimes.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
The lady in the begining, or "MC" if you will, is the real star of this video. From the frosted perm, to the 1800's dress, she got it going on!
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Rockin the Christian airhump right out of the gate. Bold move.
omggggggggggggggggg
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Vanilla Christ is funky fresh!
this is an example of why i believe that "God" doesn't exist, and if he/she/it does.... they have A LOT of explaining to do!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
OK - first I had to crawl up off the floor after watching that. The timing was excellent. I had just finishing designing a program for a friends funeral Wednesday so I was hit with the sads. That shyt was soooo hilarious it got my smiles back.
As far as critiquing the video - where do you start?!? I'll just say again, thanks for the laughs and leave it at that.
MK - WTF do you find these jewels?!?
Submitted by Sexy Pants on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 8:01pm.
MK...did your abuelita release this home movie of you on YouTube?
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No! This one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9m7Wq_FKt0
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.
You know that kid got beat up every day at school.
MK...did your abuelita release this home movie of you on YouTube?
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Really, in the near future most of the population will be directly related to KFed, Lil' Wayne or a Duggar. We're doomed. -MK
Checked out that Christian Nightmares site, and I can't believe MK missed Zachary Quinto's long lost, hairier brothers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGC3gjssN6w&feature=player_embedded#at=82
Nice to see he has a sense of humor about the whole thing, even if others don't, here's his comment:
"Wow, it's funny to see how many people are hating on me for being an eager 10 year old rapping to one of my favorite bands at the time, DC Talk. As a 29 year old, I can help but laugh my butt off and what's funny is I still know every word to this song. Keep the comments flowing. - Michael Clancy"
This video is why I'm so grateful my family was too lazy to ever pick up the camcorder and record some of our most embarrassing moments.
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Welcome to a world where the people teaching our youth are making 1/20th of what the whores tainting our youth are making. YAY!!!! - MK 4/9/11
Is it wrong that I want to punch him in the face?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:23pm.
I like the parts where I can hear him take deep breaths, it's really erotic.
lol!
Yeah, no. Still refusing to push play.
He'll soon enough find himself cruising airport restrooms in Boise.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:41pm.
mike, HOLD ME
Your "playing hard to get" needs work.
Sorry. I thought I was watching a scene from "Modern Family" featuring the Luke character.
First, somebody call CPS!
Second, somebody get me a pistol!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by electrique on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:00pm.
One of their albums went platinum...
but...I'd still fuck the Christian out of all three of them. I'm a sucker for guys in the 90s. Even the ones that take on a slightly affected "from the hood accent," even when they admit they're from the suburbs.
drowning at birth is underrated
mike, HOLD ME
Submitted by Sams Mom on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:31pm.
Apparently the adult this kid grew up to be has balls as he's owned making the video. (see link)
And what a horribly written sentence......
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I beg your pardon but that sentence is BEAUTIFUL! (read: fucking hilarious!)
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.
That Christian Nightmares site is truly one of the scariest sites I've ever seen.
Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:29pm.
I'm fapping to this!
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Have a seat over there.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
The Gunne Sax grandma at the beginning scares me. I bet she smells like Youth Dew and cough drops, with a touch of mothball.
http://girlunemployed.blogspot.com
Submitted by electrique on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:00pm.
I was waiting for you to post this! This has been my shit all weekend.
Btw, this is the Christian rap group that inspired this wonderful fuckery:
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2011/04/divine-wackness-with-dc-tal...
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Christian. Rap. Group. I had to read that twice, I couldn't believe it.
Here's the FULL video, in all of its crappy dancing, early 90's hideous hairstyles glory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAP1qd0KecI
And BY THE WAY, those mofos won a goddamn Grammy. Proof #100009 that award shows don't mean shit.
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"I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence."
-- Doug McLeod
Apparently the adult this kid grew up to be has balls as he's owned making the video. (see link)
And what a horribly written sentence......
http://www.youtube.com/user/lawforthemasses
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
I'm fapping to this!
no wonder i don't want to go to church...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:11pm.
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I think you mean wig wig wiggity wack. Sorry I coudln't help it.
I like the parts where I can hear him take deep breaths, it's really erotic.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:11pm.
For a minute there I thought the kid was saying "God is a donut" then I realized it was "God is doin' it". I liked donut better.
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LMMFAO! It reminds me of a little boy's prayer in "Liam" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0255321/):
"In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Toast".
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"I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence."
-- Doug McLeod
Hardest gangsta in Celebration, FL
Home skillet needs to cut back the Newport 100s to a pack a day--he's out of breath after like 10 seconds of Running Man.
still beats Miley Cyrus below.
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That's child abuse to me. I hope he grew to be a decent, thinking human being, instead of an anti-choice, homophobic, brainwashed mess.
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"I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence."
-- Doug McLeod
Are those Jordans or Reebok pumps?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-