Afternoon Crumbs

May 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Keith Urban’s mop, Tiger Woods’ shirt and John Mayer’s smirk fight to be the winner of Douche Battle Royale – Lainey Gossip

America almost lost our very own Kate MiddletonThe Superficial

Is it just the picture or is Kellan Lutz employing Mimi’s ab airbrusher? – Towleroad

Does Maria Menounos know that a hooded douche is blowing Summer’s Eve kisses her way? – Hollywood Tuna

Cerrar la boca, bitch! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Former stripper (Carol) Channing Tatum (O’Neal) will put his stripper skills to use in a stripper movie – Celebitchy

Jeremy Renner might be humping on a piece who looks like a cross between Ashley Greene and Rose McGowanJust Jared

If decapitated pieces are your thing, here you go – The Berry

And a pen full of pigs just sprouted wings – The Daily What

You can have Mila Kunis, I’ll take the photo bomber who gives good face in the back – Popoholic

Any news isn’t official until it’s gotten the Taiwanese CGI treatment – Boston Barstool Sports

JLo looks hot, but I think that has everything to do with the disco ball jumpsuit on her body – Popsugar

Shayne Lamas or the Harlan’s cashier who sold me a case of Shiner beer this weekend? – ICYDK

Brooke Mueller can finally clear her account with her back alley crack dealer – I’m Not Obsessed

Diane Kruger wearing a dress she obviously picked up at Blanche Deveraux’s yard wale – Hollywood Rag

Katy Perry going to third base with the lady on her dress – Cityrag

BREAKING: Sanjaya took a pair of scissors to his panty-moistening mane – SOW

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