Afternoon Crumbs
Keith Urban’s mop, Tiger Woods’ shirt and John Mayer’s smirk fight to be the winner of Douche Battle Royale – Lainey Gossip
America almost lost our very own Kate Middleton – The Superficial
Is it just the picture or is Kellan Lutz employing Mimi’s ab airbrusher? – Towleroad
Does Maria Menounos know that a hooded douche is blowing Summer’s Eve kisses her way? – Hollywood Tuna
Cerrar la boca, bitch! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Former stripper (Carol) Channing Tatum (O’Neal) will put his stripper skills to use in a stripper movie – Celebitchy
Jeremy Renner might be humping on a piece who looks like a cross between Ashley Greene and Rose McGowan – Just Jared
If decapitated pieces are your thing, here you go – The Berry
And a pen full of pigs just sprouted wings – The Daily What
You can have Mila Kunis, I’ll take the photo bomber who gives good face in the back – Popoholic
Any news isn’t official until it’s gotten the Taiwanese CGI treatment – Boston Barstool Sports
JLo looks hot, but I think that has everything to do with the disco ball jumpsuit on her body – Popsugar
Shayne Lamas or the Harlan’s cashier who sold me a case of Shiner beer this weekend? – ICYDK
Brooke Mueller can finally clear her account with her back alley crack dealer – I’m Not Obsessed
Diane Kruger wearing a dress she obviously picked up at Blanche Deveraux’s yard wale – Hollywood Rag
Katy Perry going to third base with the lady on her dress – Cityrag
BREAKING: Sanjaya took a pair of scissors to his panty-moistening mane – SOW