Open Post: Hosted By Fantasia

May 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, the air in New Orleans was filled with toe corn dust and the thick mist of sweat that Fantasia births out when she squats to hit a high note. Fanny stomped her weathered feets and nearly blew the Calico cat wig off of her head while performing at the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival.

When Fanny kicks off her shoes and gets down like she’s about to give birth to a Sunday roast dinner with all the fixings, you back up, throw your hands up and prepare yourself. Fanny also kept it extra messy by accentuating her double cut thighs (which she’s growing to play Mahalia Jackson in a biopic) with a leopard print onesie that should only be worn by toddler drag queens and Jackie Collins’ pool cleaning staff.

That being said, it was nice of Fantasia to sum up your feelings about this look in one facial expression so you don’t have to!

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