And They’re Holding Hands

May 1, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Here’s ScarJo and the sun-damaged German Shepherd that is Sean Penn leaving a White House Correspondents’ Dinner after-party while giving the international signal for: “Yeah, our nipples will be in each other’s mouths later.” To think, about this time last year ScarJo was holding the peen of walking 8-pack Ryan Reynolds and now she’s stepping out with Jeff Spicoli. Either ScarJo is only using Sean Penn to get to her real wet dream star Hugo Chavez or Penn has a peen so thick that he could plug up any size hole in a leaky raft. Not sure, but one thing I am sure about is that the rumor that she’s knocked up is only going to get stronger thanks to this picture.

But I for one believe ScarJo when she says she’s not giving birth to a gigantic wrinkly tit baby that smells like cigarette smoke anytime soon. You too would be bloated as all hell if you were humping on Sean Penn.

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, Scarlett Johansson, Sean Penn

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