Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 1, 2011 / Posted by:

Mia the 1-year-old Belgian Malinois who is probably smarter than all of us combined. And if she’s not smarter than all of us combined, she’s definitely smarter than my chihuahua who is known for trying to run through sliding glass doors….several times…in a row.

When a serious fire blew through a house in Greenville County, South Carolina (probably caused by Mia’s ass falling asleep while smoking a cigarette), Mia the dog ran down into the basement and hid in a water-filled bathtub for almost 6 hours! That’s some I Shouldn’t Be Alive shit!

Mia had to open four doors to get down there. Firefighters say that the water they were spraying at the house trickled down into the basement and filled the bathtub down there. When they brought Mia out, she was wet and covered with soot. You know, sort of like me after staring at manufactured pictures of Prince Hot Ginge in his patriotic long panties.

Mia’s family was out to dinner at the time and even though their house is pretty much a pile of memories and ash now, they are glad their dog friend survived. “That was a pretty special moment for us, because she’s definitely part of the family,” said Mia’s owner.

Firefighters think the fire started in the attic, but they are still investigating to find the real cause. Cut to Mia throwing aBitches GOT GOT” wink at the camera as her owners call up the insurance company to collect a check. Could a cat ever pull an insurance scheme like that?

Source: Wyff4 via Fark

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