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Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 8:41pm.
GOD FUCKING FORBID women be FERTILE well into their 40's or 50's. *eyeroll to beat all eyerolls*

My husband is fixed. I have no skin in this game but the younger women dissin' older fertile women is HILARIOUS. Get over it. Geez.
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You haven't even seen it in person!

I work part-time with kids in a school and the younger mothers have problems with the older mothers! Major attitude! It's funny because there are more older mothers than younger ones. I can hardly wait until mine are school age. Daddy will be taking them to school.

When they found out I was pregnant at 40 (bad enough I was getting married at 40), you would have thought I grew two heads! One chick, about 30, said right in my face,"how much did you spend on invitro?" I said, "0" and she gave me a dirty look. If they had fertility problems (a lot of young women do), they act as if you are a leper.

It seems to be a big divide amongst mothers and I don't see why it should be. It is a personal decision to have children or to not have children.

What is with all the multiple births happening in Hollywood these days? The numbers are WAY over statistically normal. And all the twins are fraternal which smacks of in vitro. Doesn't anyone get pregnant the old fashioned way any more?

GOD FUCKING FORBID women be FERTILE well into their 40's or 50's. *eyeroll to beat all eyerolls*

My husband is fixed. I have no skin in this game but the younger women dissin' older fertile women is HILARIOUS. Get over it. Geez.

Regarding Mariah's personality, of which I of course know very little, I will say that she is one of the few celebrities who have never really 'annoyed' me. She's a Diva, plain and simple... not just in the pampered sense, but in the traditional sense of the word... a great singer with a larger-than-life voice and a personality to match. That's her role, her schtick, and she does it well; plays it to the hilt. She doesn't hide it in any way, and I have to respect her for that. Plus, she has the talent and passion for music to back it up. So I'm with EvilCupcake: I ain't mad at her.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 8:11am.

Regarding late-in-life fertility... It's my theory that before going into decline, a woman's reproductive systems goes into a hyper-fertile state, desperately trying to give a last hurrah, its last chance to do what it's supposed to do. They say the year before a tree dies, it flowers like never before. That's what I think. You can call it BS, but I am allowed to think it.
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I think you're right. I have a cousin who had a baby at 23. She broke up with the father and married another guy. They were married for many years, and she never got pregnant. They got divorced, she got together with someone else, and BAM! Preggo again 41! I also know a lady who had 4 kids, and I think the youngest was like 24. She had an oopsie at age 45 or so. Lastly, I have another friend who has 11 kids (2 adopted). The oldest is 30, the baby (not adopted) is 5 or 6. My friend is in her mid-fifties, and she had the last baby at 49.
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ML, I love stories like this - I've heard quite a few myself. They give me a glimmer of hope. Hekki, I hope to God that you're right. That's my only hope at this point. (sigh...)

How long before the inevitable pictures with bloated ogre Mooriah and her still fetal looking spawn on the cover of Peepoo magazine? Ugh...

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Also, in defense of Mariah, I have seen a couple of princessy women get all down to earth and become loving hands-on mothers once they have given birth. Cracks me up (in a good way).

People are you all smoking crack? I think they lied about the birth date--she had them on Friday, but didn't want their news to get lost amid royal wedding hubbub...and then to add to the fact it was their anniversary date, it was only an incentive.

Trust. I am witch!

literarylioness, me too! I was born in November of 1970. :)

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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
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Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 1:40am.
My doc has another patient who is 57 and having twins-naturally! The woman thought it was prolonged menapause.

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Your doctor is either lying or pulling your leg.
This event would have been so extremely rare that it would not have been kept a secret.
Until 2007, the world record was 55 years, and no-one have ever given birth to naturally conceived twins over the age of 51.

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That is not true! Adrien Barbeau had her twins at 51 to 52. You can Google it. I don't think my doc is lying because I have heard other stories from nurses and my mid-wife told me about a 54 year old. Just because someone does not go for publicity (world records) does not mean it does not happen. I know there is a lot of medical stuff, especially regarding fertility that does not get reported.

Your post shows why women keep stopping their birth control after 40 though.

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Submitted by literarylioness on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:05pm.
Moo Moo is not the only one! JBlow use to lie and say she was born in 1970 as well. Even though all her classmates said she was born in '69, but she would say 1970 UNTIL she got caught in that shootout at the nightclub with Puffy and had to give the cops her real birth date. What I don't understand is why a year makes that much of a difference.

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I think it' because they seem years younger if they can claim a 70's birth year, opposed to a 60's birth year.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:14pm.

Submitted by literarylioness on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:05pm.
Moo Moo is not the only one! JBlow use to lie and say she was born in 1970 as well. Even though all her classmates said she was born in '69, but she would say 1970 UNTIL she got caught in that shootout at the nightclub with Puffy and had to give the cops her real birth date. What I don't understand is why a year makes that much of a difference.

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I think it' because they seem years younger if they can claim a 70's birth year, opposed to a 60's birth year.

Thank the fuck god this motherfucking pregnancy is fucking over. Jesus. I mean I've seen some insufferably excruciating narcisstic over-the-top- bullshit celebrity pregnancies, but just damn with these people.

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So, the babies were born on her wedding anniversary?

Stupid cunt.

Well, Congrats Mooriah. Not only share we a Birthday, but the fact that our kids were born on our Anniversaries ... CREEPY!!
Anyway, i think she ll be a good Mom. You ll be surprised how quickly an egomaniacal Aries drops that shit once they have kids.....

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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 8:11am.

Regarding late-in-life fertility... It's my theory that before going into decline, a woman's reproductive systems goes into a hyper-fertile state, desperately trying to give a last hurrah, its last chance to do what it's supposed to do. They say the year before a tree dies, it flowers like never before. That's what I think. You can call it BS, but I am allowed to think it.
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I think you're right. I have a cousin who had a baby at 23. She broke up with the father and married another guy. They were married for many years, and she never got pregnant. They got divorced, she got together with someone else, and BAM! Preggo again 41! I also know a lady who had 4 kids, and I think the youngest was like 24. She had an oopsie at age 45 or so. Lastly, I have another friend who has 11 kids (2 adopted). The oldest is 30, the baby (not adopted) is 5 or 6. My friend is in her mid-fifties, and she had the last baby at 49.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 8:11am.

Regarding late-in-life fertility... It's my theory that before going into decline, a woman's reproductive systems goes into a hyper-fertile state, desperately trying to give a last hurrah, its last chance to do what it's supposed to do. They say the year before a tree dies, it flowers like never before. That's what I think. You can call it BS, but I am allowed to think it.
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I think you're right. I have a cousin who had a baby at 23. She broke up with the father and married another guy. They were married for many years, and she never got pregnant. They got divorced, she got together with someone else, and BAM! Preggo again 41! I also know a lady who had 4 kids, and I think the youngest was like 24. She had an oopsie at age 45 or so. Lastly, I have another friend who has 11 kids (2 adopted). The oldest is 30, the baby (not adopted) is 5 or 6. My friend is in her mid-fifties, and she had the last baby at 49.

Congratulations to Mariah and Nick. You just know that the names and the upcoming family portraits are going to be ridiculous. MK, your whole post had me in stitches.

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It's not that serious.

So this delivery is the first trickle of amniotic fluid we'll drown in this year? *gets out scuba gear*

@Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 7:21am.

So true, plus, Mariah actually has the talent to back up her Divatude. No doubt her twins are going to be loved, protected, showered with anything their little rainbow heart's desire and pampered beyond belief. Lucky little shits!

Submitted by watermethodgirl on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 8:05am.

I wasn't picking on you specifically, it was just a general statement on the overall comments of the thread.

I apologize if it sounded like I was being bitchy, because that wasn't my intent. I just find her to be a celeb that is the least offensive of some that are on this site.

Regarding late-in-life fertility... It's my theory that before going into decline, a woman's reproductive systems goes into a hyper-fertile state, desperately trying to give a last hurrah, its last chance to do what it's supposed to do. They say the year before a tree dies, it flowers like never before. That's what I think. You can call it BS, but I am allowed to think it.

I also think if you have been pregnant before, it's much easier to get knocked up when you're old. Your body is like "Oh, this again. I remember this..."

My last pregnancy was a total whoops at age 38. I can go into all the reasons it was a total shock but I won't. Obviously I have never had a fertility issue, but you always hear about how difficult it is for a woman to conceive naturally after age 35.

E.C., some people just don't get me! Maybe because I am German. I was joking! She is a lunatic, but in a entertaining way. She doesn't do anyone harm! And I fear for her babies just as much as I fear for Moxie Crimefighter, Pilot Inspector, Apple and alikes just because of their absurd names. Aside from the names, I think she will be a good mother and she and Cannon always look very happy together! I am very happy that she and her babies are happy and healthy and I do wish them all the best!

I LOVE this: "they were listening to Carey's "We Belong Together" after the children were born."
A HOT MESS...
I would bet $10000000000000 she names one Butterfly Carey. (Like Butterfly McQueen "Oh Miss Scarlette!! I dont know Nuthin 'bout birthin no babies!!"

"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"

Once again I am perplexed as to why people call her crazy and have so much disdain for this woman.

So she likes Hello Kitty. My 45 yr old friend loves Hello Kitty. So she is a sometimes bitchy diva. I would be too if I could be. She has worked hard for her money, and while her music certainly isn't my cup 'o' tea, she has a decent voice, and is an accomplished singer, far above what is out there today.

I mean people fearing for her children's safety is ridiculous, IMO.

As far as what assistants, and people who have met her, say about her behavior, are you all so sure that in your lifetime people have not talked trash on you out of jealousy or personality conflicts. You can't be loved by everyone, and hearsay doesn't necessarily make things so.

Mind you, I am not a fan, and her nude preggo pics grossed me out, but I guess she and her husband are happy, and I feel no need to dog someone over becoming a mother.

I fear for dem babies! MK might be right with the name suggestions. Anyone who forces her little ones to listen to her tacky ass song as soon as they slip out of her, is a complete lunatic.
I am all for BABYDOLL BLISS BUTTERFLY CAREY-CANNON for the girl and HERO HEARTBREAKER HONEY(aka CRYBABY) CAREY-CANNON for the boy!

Stan Hooper: I'm happy for her as well but if all the stories her assistant told me are true, she won't be that hands-on. Nonetheless, bless the children.

Happy for Mooriah! She waited all this time. Let her enjoy her new dolls. Once they start walking, all hell breaks loose! No more nice things--they will break all her Hello Kitty things!

Trust me! I know! My tot now grabs everything and breaks stuff.

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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie

Ugh.

Love babies but I fear for them with this crazy as their Mom.

Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 1:40am.
My doc has another patient who is 57 and having twins-naturally! The woman thought it was prolonged menapause.

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Your doctor is either lying or pulling your leg.
This event would have been so extremely rare that it would not have been kept a secret.
Until 2007, the world record was 55 years, and no-one have ever given birth to naturally conceived twins over the age of 51.

Now if she still looks like Miss Piggy 6 months from now we are gonna be on her fat ass!
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She probably got her tummy tuck with her c-section (like JBlow)and that should slim her down some. MooMoo said she was not having any more kids.

Funny she hates JBlow, but is reproducing just like her!

First of all, Mariah was born in 1970. Her arch rival, JLo was born in 1969. And she had those babies through fertility treatments, which is the reason (at least partially) that she was porked up the last few years.

Now if she still looks like Miss Piggy 6 months from now we are gonna be on her fat ass!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:24am.
I remember Mariah getting famous in 1990....then she was 20, which would make her born in 1970. I have never read anything to the contrary.

But whatever, who cares.

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Depends on when she was born in 1970. I am born in 1970 and was 19 for most of 1990, since by birthday is in the later half of the year. They probably got 20 in early 1990 before she turned 21. All signs point to her being born in 1969 with her graduation from high school and the official word from the hospital stating she is 42.

Submitted by Andrei on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:01pm.
My coworker got pregnant by accident at age 40... she said her body is weird and seems more fertile at an older age than when she was younger. She has a couple other kids and they're what.. about 8-10ish years old? So... and not that Mariah is probably that fertile.. but it does happen, oddly.
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That's what happened to me! I never tried to get pregnant before though. My doc tells me she sees more women past 40 getting pregnant "by accident" because they think they can't get pregnant anymore and stop using birth control. My doc has another patient who is 57 and having twins-naturally! The woman thought it was prolonged menapause.

Now she won't have an excuse to be porky anymore. Uh oh. Time to cut down on unicorn cakes and rainbow Skittles.
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I'm not a fan of Mooriah. But whether she's 40, 41, or 42, she carried those babies long enough for them to be over 5 pounds each, which means she must have listened to a doctor and put the babies' well-being before her own narcissistic self. I think she's gonna surprise the shit out of me and be a good mother.

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I remember Mariah getting famous in 1990....then she was 20, which would make her born in 1970. I have never read anything to the contrary.

But whatever, who cares.

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I don't want to be the sweeper of the eggshells that you walk upon
I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
-Alanis Morissette

Well, I think that Moomoo is doing the world a big favor, because all that excess belly skin should be good for a couple of Birkin handbags. "Reduce, Reuse and Recycle", that's my life motto.

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:48pm.
Hysteria, always a pleasure to see you here! Hope you're doing well.

I agree with your statement. When you don't have kids, you are an outsider. I can't imagine the committment it takes to have and raise a kid so I usually don't comment about them... Says something when you have to convince a good parent that you aren't being disengenuous.
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Hello, Mr. M!

Great to see You! I missed your reply the other day when you were talking about your students. How cool and interesting that you teach! I taught earlier in my career for about 5 years at a small college. Loved it. Lots of work but really worthwhile. Kinda like being a parent!

Yeah, I can't know either what being responsible for a child its entire life must be like. But, I have lots of nieces & nephews, and i can surmise.

Being a good parent, that's the thing. It is rare to find a child with the courtesy you saw. Wish somebody could package "good parenting" and make it available to all ;)

Hope you have an excellent weekend!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:29pm.
I hear ya, Mr. M.

Some people seem to have kids as if it were like acquiring a new purse or riding lawnmower. It's THE thing to do. It's narcissistic, how special the baby will make ME feel. This baby will complete ME.

It should be the opposite: Ask not what the baby can do for you, but what you can do for the baby!!
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Hysteria, always a pleasure to see you here! Hope you're doing well.

I agree with your statement. When you don't have kids, you are an outsider. I can't imagine the committment it takes to have and raise a kid so I usually don't comment about them...still, one can observe and draw conclusions, right? I recently ran into a mother and her two children at a store. The little boy needed to get by me, so he said, "Pardon me sir, I need to go around you". He was about four!! I was so shocked at the level of politeness I almost fell over...later I told the mother how impressed I was and her comment was "really? You're not making a joke?" I said I thought she and her husband were doing a great job. She looked thrilled and thanked me. Says something when you have to convince a good parent that you aren't being disengenuous.

"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:02pm.
Lately the number of total celeb creeps that are pushing out progeny are alarming me. It's a fad, like driving a Beemer or a Hummer. People seem to have forgotten that kids should never be trophies. Ah what do I know? Probably nothing, but I watch a lot.
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I hear ya, Mr. M.

Some people seem to have kids as if it were like acquiring a new purse or riding lawnmower. It's THE thing to do. It's narcissistic, how special the baby will make ME feel. This baby will complete ME.

It should be the opposite: Ask not what the baby can do for you, but what you can do for the baby!!

What's really alarming is the increase in teen pregnancies. Teens aren't even finished growing up yet. I'm a huge advocate for family planning. A baby is just about the most important thing in life. You need to start planning for them and loving them waaaay before they're born.

I wasn't fortunate enough to have kids. Not everyone has to. But they're pretty special. An infinite amount more special than a ticket to front page People mag.
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THANK YOU GOOD LORD MAYBE WE CAN ALL ESCAPE MORE NAKED FAMILY PHOTOS NOW
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....

Submitted by literarylioness on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:05pm.
Moo Moo is not the only one! JBlow use to lie and say she was born in 1970 as well. Even though all her classmates said she was born in '69, but she would say 1970 UNTIL she got caught in that shootout at the nightclub with Puffy and had to give the cops her real birth date. What I don't understand is why a year makes that much of a difference.
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Perhaps in their young age, the skimp a year. Middle age, they skimp, two. A certain age, they skimp five. An older age, they've youthed five. By elderly age, they can catch up to their plastic surgery.

Submitted by Andrei on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:10pm.
Mr. Mercury:

I have two jobs and between all my coworkers, there has to be about a dozen kids or so and I get to hear about them all. The moms are good moms and all and very few, if any, got pregnant as a teen.. so, they had some maturity behind getting knocked up.
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Hey Andrei...nice to hear the moms had some maturity. I'll never have kids, but there's something in me that worries when I see them treated badly. Still, I'd rather be a spectator in this arena than a participator. Good parents are a rarity where I live.

"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"

Mr. Mercury:

I have two jobs and between all my coworkers, there has to be about a dozen kids or so and I get to hear about them all. The moms are good moms and all and very few, if any, got pregnant as a teen.. so, they had some maturity behind getting knocked up.

However, it gets real old hearing the stories. Just because it's all the parents really have time for. None of them can hang out with me unless they get a babysitter.. they can't be spontaneous. I have two coworkers who are cool and kinda make up for it..but really. I just am surrounded by kids and none of it seems all that great to me. I dunno. One brings her kids over to work if they're sick and I got a bad flu a couple months ago from one. One of them picked his nose a lot then ate what he found. Lovely. I'm sleepy as fuck and don't know what I'm saying, maybe. But really... I just don't much think all that much about babies. Yanno? I just think of diapers, snot, forced Disney World excursions, and crazy verbal diarhhea.

These two crazies have already been married for THREE years??? GOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!! : o

"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)

Finally! Damn I thought I'd be hearing about her pregnancy for months to come.

I don't think she's going to name them anything interesting MK. It will probably be something like John and Sarah. I know Mimi is like a 13 year old girl who never grew up, but I think she'll throw us a curve ball and name them some boring ass normal names.

Usually this whole baby thing leaves me unaffected, but at least these two whatevertheyares out of Mimi's tunnel of love won't go without unless Mommymimi spends it all on glitter and puffy paint to decorate everything in her mansion. Lately the number of total celeb creeps that are pushing out progeny are alarming me. It's a fad, like driving a Beemer or a Hummer. People seem to have forgotten that kids should never be trophies. I see so many desperate people with kids around me, kids they shouldn't have had since they can't (or worse) don't want to take care of or acknowledge. Sometimes I think the world will pull out of its gravatational orbit due to the weight of children. I know I sound cold, but don't people actually plan to have (or not have) kids anymore or are they just the byproducts of an itch scratched? Ah what do I know? Probably nothing, but I watch a lot.

"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"