GIVE US TONGUE! GIVE US TONGUE!

April 29, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

In case you missed it (and you probably did since it lasted about as long as one of Gary Busey’s train of thoughts), here’s Princess William and Kate Middleton’s first mouth kiss as married bitches! No lie. I took a long blink and missed the whole thing! I’ve kissed crackhead homeless men with lips covered in a field of warts longer than that (it was the late 90s). See what I mean:

With chompers like that, Prince William should’ve nibbled at her lips, slipped her the tongue hugged her nostrils with his, etc.. etc… You know, given her the Hot Ginge. But instead they gave each other a kiss that was about as sexy as Prince Phillip’s nap snorts. Maybe Prince William wanted to get it over with so he could get inside before the extra wide skin meteor on top of his head burned.

Tags: Kate Middleton, Prince William

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