Flower Girl Grace Covers Her Ears For All Of You Today

via The Mirror

Posted by: Michael K

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My Hero • No Words Necessary • This Belongs In A Museum

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:56am.

That's me! I photobombed the Prince's wedding pic! YAY ME!

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:56am.

She needs fangs and little wings and you have one of those evil gargoyles that guard ancient doorways.

Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:55am.

That little sour kid is screaming 'shut this bitch down!' on the inside. This is everyday for us.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:55am.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:22am.
M.E. - they're actually bridesmaids. Must be tradition to avoid upstaging the bride.
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Even worse.

Submitted by PrincessSophie on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:52am.

This pic totally needs to be a Caption This!

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:51am.

Submitted by tasty dish on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:14am.
random thoughts:

1) i bet she's still pinching herself.

2) did anyone see that zit above her left eyebrow? a real makeup artist would've done his magic and hid that properly.

3) don't know why but something was a little off today. no warmth. more arranged feeling than Di & Chuck. meh, maybe it was nerves but I swear even the Queen was like, loosen up you two!

4) pretty but she doesn't have the "it" factor or charisma of Diana, who was incandescent on her day.

Awh she was nervous.. she was shaking holding her dad's hand.

And did anyone else see the queen say "fuck this I'm done" and walk off the balcony. Well she diddn't say that but her face did. ______________________________________________
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Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:51am.

My sentiments exactly! Now can we get past all this hoopla??

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:49am.

IDK why people have toddlers as flower girls, or even as part of their wedding. Kids DO NOT LISTEN!

Plus, they whine and cry and complain.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:49am.

We know who will be cast in the 2065 remake of Throw Momma from the Train.

And with that I'm off to hell!

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:52am.

M.E. - they're actually bridesmaids. Must be tradition to avoid upstaging the bride.

Submitted by putas on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:48am.

i thought that kid was actually a "Little Person" formerly known as midgets). I also thought bringing trees into the already excellent Abbey was gauche. And I wonder if Pippa secretly hates her sister/is jealous ! Wish there was an article by some reputable psychics on the future of this marriage. Wondering if any escandalo will happen. That said I think William seems sweet and deserves happiness esp, after what happened to his mom. His new in law family seems annoyingly smug and social climber cheesy.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:46am.

that's precious. Anyone remember what a little terror Wills was at Andrew and Fergie's wedding?
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Submitted by tasty dish on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:44am.

random thoughts:

1) i bet she's still pinching herself.

2) did anyone see that zit above her left eyebrow? a real makeup artist would've done his magic and hid that properly.

3) don't know why but something was a little off today. no warmth. more arranged feeling than Di & Chuck. meh, maybe it was nerves but I swear even the Queen was like, loosen up you two!

4) pretty but she doesn't have the "it" factor or charisma of Diana, who was incandescent on her day.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:43am.

Submitted by cattitude on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:06am.
Evil_Cupcake: you're not going to hell unless a few others of us are going with you, because my friends and I all thought that child was miserable and unfortunate looking (kindest way I can put it lol, stolen from Legally Blonde's "not completely unfortunate looking" but in this case...yes, completely unfortunate looking!)

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:41am.

Submitted by Big Bertha on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:04am.
Think how many hungry children could have been fed with the money spent on this wedding.

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Well that could be said about a lot of things in life where people have excess and spend it on themselves.

Fact is, there will always be those in need and those that have more than they will ever need. That's life. Might not be fair, but that is the way that it is.

Submitted by yoboo on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:40am.

Awesome pic--it brilliantly illustrates how I feel. I didn't comment on this wedding hullaballoo earlier, but why does every bride wear their hair down nowadays? Are updos over and dead? I think updos are infinitely classier than wearing your hair down. It looks so...common and everyday. And women can honestly look prettier with their hair up. I guess I'm old fashioned..or just old.

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Submitted by guest on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:37am.

LOL.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by mcnightmare on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:37am.

is it over yet?
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Submitted by cattitude on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:36am.

Evil_Cupcake: you're not going to hell unless a few others of us are going with you, because my friends and I all thought that child was miserable and unfortunate looking (kindest way I can put it lol, stolen from Legally Blonde's "not completely unfortunate looking" but in this case...yes, completely unfortunate looking!)

Submitted by Big Bertha on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:34am.

Think how many hungry children could have been fed with the money spent on this wedding.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:34am.

We'd all like to think we can go back to a nice life of never hearing about this shit, but it's only the beginning. Next it will be the Honeymoon and then the bump watch.

I for one can't imagine her with a kid (even thought it's her "duty"). I've watched her in the press the last 9 years and I've never gotten a maternal-ness from her. I've never even seen her around kids (which is odd considering most of her friends got married before her). I think it will be easier for William (he's easy going around them but not nearly as natural as Harry). I can't imagine her, the exercise freak, getting pregnant (fat).

Submitted by sabrina on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:50am.

I disagree...when they were all up on the balcony she was being very sweet and attentive to the little bridesmaids next to her...I thought the exact opposite of you and her maternalness .
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Submitted by greeneggs on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:30am.

This is how in tune I was with the whole royal wedding, I though the wedding was tomorrow! Then I woke up and looked online and was like, they're married? Oh, well. Best to the bride and groom.

Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:31am.

Haha, the grumpy expression on the girl's face is priceless.
William couldn't at least put ONE arm around Kate, for god sake?

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:27am.

Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:55am.
@Evil Cupcake--There is a bakery literally around the corner from my apartment that makes the most delicious cupcakes ever. Whenever I see your avie it makes me want to go eat one. You ARE evil.

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Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:25am.

@Evil Cupcake--There is a bakery literally around the corner from my apartment that makes the most delicious cupcakes ever. Whenever I see your avie it makes me want to go eat one. You ARE evil.

Submitted by Starr07 on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:23am.

MK, I knew you'd post something about this kid! She frowned her way through the entire ceremony all the way up to the balcony.

Toddlers...what can you do??

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:22am.

Not such a cute story when the truth is she was putting her hands over her ears because of the noise from the jets flying overhead and the roar of the crowd.