Prince Hot Ginge's Crotch Grab Closes My Royal Wedding Coverage (I PROMISE!)
With everyone's idol Flower Girl Grace trying to stop the madness with her hands and this picture of Prince Hot Ginge checking up on his royal scepter, I can say with complete confidence that there's nothing more to see here. Our work here is done! If you don't believe me, stick a thermometer in my no-no to be sure. Yeah, you probably won't ever see it again, but by the off chance you do, you'll see that whatever Royal Wedding fever shit I was suffering from is now gone! I must now focus my energy on trying to find a coffin whose interior goes perfectly with the picture above. Don't act like you didn't know I was going to bond this picture to the inside of my coffin door so that I can ride it to the underworld. I like to plan ahead.
So with that, the party is over! Grab a centerpiece and fill your purse with plastic swans and Jordan Almonds before that sneaky shifty ginger Fergie crawls in to snatch 'em all for her eBay business. And since we're on the subject of that mess Fergie, I also threw in some pictures of her daughters Princess Eugenie and Beatrice looking like they just fell out of the Big Business costume closet. The good thing is that Princess Beatrice's hat will be donated to a middle school science class so that they can see what real life intestines look like.
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ahhhh I'm so glad this wedding is over with. Want to get back to seeing death and destruction on my morning news. I'm so sick of hearing about this wedding. It was so hyped by the American press.
funny, but no one in my FB circle discussed it or even mentioned it on Friday. IT means that No one gave a crap about it. It was just another Friday.
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What wedding? No idea what people are talking about. Completely of my radar.
I'm too busy with my own guy at the moment.
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:19am.
That's incorrect. Had Diana been married to Charles when Charles took the throne, she would have been Queen Diana. Just like the Queen Mother was Queen Elizabeth when her husband George VI took the throne. When you are married to the king, you get to be queen, unless you marry morganatically. (Google it, too tired to explain.) Camilla will be Queen, too, FYI.
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Technically, ALL of the recent British RF marriages have been morganatic. Morganatic just means that a royal has married someone of an unequal rank. Back in the "old timey" days, royalty was only "allowed" to marry within currently reigning houses - or at the very least - mediatised houses (formerly reigning houses - as decided by the Congress of Vienna in the very early 1800's as the Western Holy Roman Empire was dissolving)
Legally and constitutionally, Camilla will be Queen Consort once Charles ascends the throne, just as currently she is "legally" HRH The Princess of Wales. She chose to take the feminine version of one of Charles' lesser titles - The Duchess of Cornwall - in an attempt to sidestep any controversy regarding the late Diana, Princess of Wales. Based on the details that were released in April 2005 when Charles and Camilla were married, she will be known as "Princess Consort" once Charles ascends the throne.
Trolls are uglier.
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Buhahaha--- "She looked Stunning"??? Lets see.---- You put a tiara on any b#tches head,
rap her up in a trillion dollar wedding burrito, throw in 3 or 4 dozen Clydesdales. And just for good measure surround her with a bunch of toy soldier looking fellas of questionable sexual preferences. And yes, any ordinary broad may just turn a head or two.
....."Stunning" you say??? Listen, the elephant at center-ring standing on three legs,
precariously balancing a beach ball on its head, while with the forth leg desperately tying not to stomp out the entrails
of the suicidal circus b#tch underneath, is stunning. This newly crowned Royal Hoet is just-- eeh.
However, upon further evaluation, judging entirely by English standards of beauty,
she does merit an enthusiastic one-handed applause.....Artofwar
Did anyone else think that Kate Middleton's brother looks like James Haven?
Submitted by Hoegarten on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:42pm.
I thought I read that as her title on wikipedia. Clearly I don't know the ins and outs.
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Heh. I didn't mean *you* are wrong, I meant Camilla as the Princess of Wales is--to me--morally, conceptually and/or spiritually wrong, because I find her to be an objectionable, adultering hag with incredibly bad taste in hats. :^)
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 3:42pm
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Blinded by the light..
Wrapped up like a douche,
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joe, never you mind Hfx--- DK is lovely this time of year. I'll shoot you a mail da once. xox plus heart thingies.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:57pm.
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I had a pang, watching her Wills get married and knowing she didn't have the chance to see that.
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All kidding aside, I did too. Even Mr. IG said something to that effect--- I'd tell you what it was but it was too heavily accented and I'll be fucked if I could understand it. :)
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I'm not in the least religious, but I like to believe that she was there in spirit and saw everything.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:57pm
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Awww..he's a big softie (like you!!)
Get thee to Halifax!! Before I go on the pension and can't drive meself down there! :D
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:57pm.
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I had a pang, watching her Wills get married and knowing she didn't have the chance to see that.
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All kidding aside, I did too. Even Mr. IG said something to that effect--- I'd tell you what it was but it was too heavily accented and I'll be fucked if I could understand it. :)
I think Kate is very attractive and I hope that William's genes won't override the potential hot in their children. At least Harry is doing ok so far in that area.
Diana was so fun and loved. So talented and beautiful. She left poor Charles in the dust. I think William chose Kate because he was afraid of that happening to him. Kate is not fun, talented, or beautiful. She is very conservative. A lot like his grandmother the queen. Kate will never steal his spotlight. He will always be loved because he is Diana's son.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:46pm.
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Ahhahahahaha...leave Wills alooooone. He is rabbity, but he looks like a decent rabbit, so I'm rooting for him.
Odd, really. I wasn't a fan of Princess Dianna (or "Lady Di, as the French *insist* on calling her); I thought she was a needy, manipulative person with serious emotional issues - but a devoted mum, all the same.
I had a pang, watching her Wills get married and knowing she didn't have the chance to see that. Although on second thoughts, she probably would have been the freakin' MIL from hell.
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Has anyone seen Kate's reception dress? Thit royal trick killed it! It looks like she pulled a Wonder Woman. She ripped that lace and sleeves off that wedding dress!
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:35pm.
William looks rabbit-y.
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Hahaha!! Unlike the rest of his family, who resemble horses.
Exhibit A: http://www.thelocal.se/articleImages/17160.jpg
Submitted by mike on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:35pm
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Tee hee. 'tis true Mike.
And btw, I've always agreed with your salty analysis of Chelsy...she looks like she'd be "a bit a' alright" (in the sackaroo) as my grandad would say.
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William is light years better looking than her. He looked like he was marrying his aunt or something. Kate looks 20 years older than she is.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:25pm.
William is hot, Kate is not. Sorry
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Why are you sorry?
I think he's admitting he IS sorry.
Kate's pretty. Not amazing or ravishing, but pretty.
William looks rabbit-y.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:25pm.
William is hot, Kate is not. Sorry
Because everyone seems to think Kate is so lovely and I seem to be in the minority who do not. She is photogenic because she was blessed with a prominent chin. I think she is very hard looking. Looks older than her years. And her hair, that she loves, always looks terrible. She will not let anyone help her. Very controlling. Not very talented.
Furious sex? They have been together for ten long years. Makes me laugh when they talk about how educated she is. All she has ever done is wait for him.
Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:25pm.
William is hot, Kate is not. Sorry
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Submitted by kndall44 on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:26am.
Should've been far more glamorous all around, aka Kate needed to channel Grace Kelly w/upswept hair and grander dress.
Alex McQueen woulda done a far better job.
TOTALLY AGREE!! I thought I was the only one. There was no glamour. No fun!! She looked like Anne Boleyn on her way to the guillotine. Her hair bugs me. Never looks good.
William is hot, Kate is not. Sorry.
I think, don't hold me to it, she's not Princess Kate because Prince William isn't prince of anything yet. His father is the Charles Prince of Wales, hence why Diana was the Princess of Wales. He ( Prince William) has his title by birth only.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:26am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:19am.
Must respectfully disagree. She'd be Queen Consort (popularly but inaccurately called "Queen"), but not eligible for the throne.
Having said that, I'm not British or any sort of royal scholar, so I could be way off. That's only what I've read.
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I've read plenty, and you have the terminology correct but you've misinterpreted my thinking. No English queen by marriage will ever rule or occupy a throne (Queen Consort, called Queen) but one not born royal can certainly be called Queen if they marry a king. To elucidate, if Charles had ascended to the throne, Diana would have been known as Queen Diana (much as Queen Alexandra, Queen Mary, and Queen Elizabeth [present queen's mother] were). If Charles then died and William ascended to the throne, Diana would be known as Queen Diana, the Queen Mother, as all of those previously mentioned ladies were. But in no sense will a queen by marriage rule, if that's what you mean. A reigning queen will always be the daughter of a reigning king or queen and not simply married to a king.
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Well at least his royal ass wasn't itching.
"Is this really true about Kate? She and Wills seem to love eachother, he doesn't look like he was forced to do it. "
I don't think so at all. WHY would it take him so long to propose if that were the case?!
No, he got peer pressured into doing it, for sure.
I give it a year.
Chick just wanted to be a "princess". Bah.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:19am.
Must respectfully disagree. She'd be Queen Consort (popularly but inaccurately called "Queen"), but not eligible for the throne.
Having said that, I'm not British or any sort of royal scholar, so I could be way off. That's only what I've read.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:15pm.
So… how come she isn't Princess Kate now? I realize she isn't royalty, but neither was Diana. She can't be *that* common, or the Queen never would have allowed this shebang. They can't just make her a damn princess? And if Wills became King, would she still be just a lousy Duchess of Cambridge?
I think the rules of succession are ironclad but the titles are more amorphous and negotiable. I know she couldn't succeed if Wills died as king, due to her non-royal bloodline. (Just as Di could never have been queen.)
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That's incorrect. Had Diana been married to Charles when Charles took the throne, she would have been Queen Diana. Just like the Queen Mother was Queen Elizabeth when her husband George VI took the throne. When you are married to the king, you get to be queen, unless you marry morganatically. (Google it, too tired to explain.) Camilla will be Queen, too, FYI.
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Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 9:58am.
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Hahaha, I said to mine that he was probably finger-banging her when they went off to sign the Registry thingy. They WERE gone an awfully long time. :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 8:00am.
No, Prince Party Beast was just making sure his flask of Bombay Sapphire was safe. Mr. W thinks he supplied hard liquor to the bartenders to make champagne cocktails, then banged Pippa up against the wall like Sonny Corleone as soon as everyone was good and squiffy.
OT: Does anyone else like champagne cocktails made with gin or brandy? I used to make those. sigh.
Submitted by Fronika on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 5:17am.
Great read, thx ....
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"The institution of royalty is an insult to the human race." Mark Twain
I noticed that! When I saw it, I thought, "Surely, PHG isn't adjusting his Royal wedding tackle in front of billions of people, is he?" It's as if he knew that MK was watching.
Meanwhile, you just KNOW he was cracking fart jokes up on the altar.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 7:37am.
Ciao bella!
Just as things liven up.... I gotta go. :(
Love to all - catcha later!
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HUGE CYBER HUGS@A.cotw: The ONLY coherent thought I had about this wedding was that Pippa would make a way better bride;p And ITA with everything else too.
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@becky n sydney
Thank you.
xoxoxox
@ Angel
No need to apologize for anything.
xoxoxox
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 7:03am.
It's nice to be missed. Last time I was here I went off on another story about my whacky relatives, which may or not have gone on too long.
LMAO,"dressed as the ring." I'm over, with vivid memories of how popular the last two "big" royal weddings were, and not terribly interested in this one except to make nasty-tempered observations.
In my experience, MOST brides think they are princesses/Southern Belles/Miss America/movie stars/ whatever the latest unrealistic femmy fantasy is on their wedding day. That is just one of the reasons I have successfully wriggled out of being a bridesmaid 5 times. I must say that I never refuse to do other things-I was honored when my oldest friend asked me to serve as her lay minister instead, I've catered showers, etc.
Despite being a citizen of the world, I do not see this wedding as a glorious example of the British monarchy's continuity. Hence my mixed reaction to Pippa Middleton's dress. That was one of the best "bitch get over your bridal black hole of egotism" moves I have ever seen. My vulgarest cousin calls that style pussy on a platter.
On the other hand, HM the Queen was charming, as always. The world's hardest working mother, grandmother, and Diplomat. And I like Camilla,always have, always will.
@becky: I hear that. That's how I end up on here all the time: playing the waiting game. And then when she gets here I'm all like: One more minute, one more minute! lol I'm waiting on the end of a sleepover just now, myself.
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@A.cotw: Omygoodness, I'm sorry. I just jumped in at the end here (i'm not really sitting yet; still prepping the day). Crazy stuff going on there. Someone else mentioned it yesterday....but I'm surprised how downplayed it is in the news. I hope you're doing ok...and your friends and family too.
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@A.cotw
I gave TN a quick google.
I hope you are not in too much discomfort - and I'm ALWAYS happy to tell lame ass jokes!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 6:59am.
It's 10.45 p.m.
I would love to be in bed but my teenage son is at a party - I have to pick him up at 11.30 p.m. - so to kill time I'm messing around on the D and playing Spider Solitaire.
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@A.cotw: Y thank u, dahlin'. I've been missing you up in here, lately. Keeping busy or no - wait! It's the MOST IMPORTANT WEDDING ever, right? You were the one dressed as the ring? (j/k;p)
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 6:54am.
@angel_i
An early riser or an all nighter?
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Today! Yesterday I was up when MK posted at 4am. Every day's a new day!:) How bout you? But it's night over there, yeah?
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Hey!!!*astral-projects to hug Angel* I've read your recent posts, you are as whimsical and funny as ever.
Becky, I refuse to start whinging again. You're another who has made me laugh lately, so thank you. Look up the neurological disorder trigeminal neuralgia. I'm also a foul-tempered member of the Dlist Migraine Squad.