Royal Wedding Programming Note

Believe it or not, there's actually other weddings happening this weekend and my ass just so happens to be going to one in what most people call the England of America: TEXAS! No, I won't be ching ching-ing champagne flutes with the Princess of Moldavia like the royals will be, but I will definitely will be toasting to the bride and groom at the wedding I'm going to with plastic cups full of red wine and Coke, so who's the real winner here? Thankyouverymuch!

My flight keeps getting delayed for obvious reasons, but hopefully I'll get into Texas in time to score some street meth, snort a few lines of chopped up No-Doz and get myself nice and perky for an all-morning highblogging binge OF THE EVENT OF THE ~~CENTURY~~ ~~YEAR~~ ~~MONTH~~ ~~WEEK~~ WEEKEND (after the Texas royal wedding I'm going to, of course).

I will be co-liveblogging here at Dlisted with the fancies of The Morton Report beginning at 4am east coast time. They'll probably be the ones pointing out all the details while I incoherently ramble on as usual about how I got Chelsy Davy's numbah, etc! I'll be operating on natural craziness and gas station coffee, so I'll look how that Prince William wax figure feels. Or is it I'll feel how that Prince William wax figure looks? Shit, I'm already fucked up. Until then!

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Submitted by Vern on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 5:53am.

Thanks for the info Rusty! Seemed like a shame because he only drank GOOD wine. I'm gonna try that video again to see MK. Tooo winey last night to see anything. :D

*chanting as always*

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Ten minutes until the telecast starts!
*pops corn*

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0

Submitted by force noir on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 1:20am.

Why am i still up and watching bbc? that's the channel...not the mirror.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 1:07am.

Am trying to stay awake for this wedding fuckery thing.... and it's barely past 6 p.m. here. ffs. WAKE UP AND ENTERTAIN MEEE, MK!

Poor MK.. recovering from post wedding shakes... he's probably lurking in a 7-Eleven parking lot looking for affordable party drugs as I speak.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 11:59pm.

I had a similar experience when I first saw his pic a couple of years back. He's gorgeous, maybe even too much so for The Coop.

LOL -- let's not get carried away -- no one can be too good looking for The Coop! ;-)

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 11:30pm.
My friend's dad drank red wine & coke. a precurser of redbull methinks.

That might be a German or Euro thing. I knew some guys in the US Army stationed in Germany who came back hooked on that combo (as well as hash). They called it "Cola Schola"(sp?).

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Submitted by heathen on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 11:42pm.

"OMG MK is adorable! I admit, I'm shocked -- for some reason I envisioned him looking more like the guy in the picture standing next to the Prince William wax figure. It must have been all the talk about junk food."

I had a similar experience when I first saw his pic a couple of years back. He's gorgeous, maybe even too much so for The Coop.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:23pm.

Well, pfffft. I, for one, can't wait to see her dress. You know that's the main thing, bitches.

That and the cake.

I'll wake up to see a few things and land my ass back in bed.
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April 29th is my anniversary. 12 years that man has been putting up with me.
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Submitted by heathen on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:12pm.

@ Green Tea Latte

Thank you! OMG MK is adorable!

I admit, I'm shocked -- for some reason I envisioned him looking more like the guy in the picture standing next to the Prince William wax figure. It must have been all the talk about junk food.(Sorry, MK).

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:00pm.

My friend's dad drank red wine & coke. a precurser of redbull methinks. Enjoy MK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*chanting as always*

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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 4:16pm.

Oh here's the clip of MK in all his moving pictures glory, to add some fabness and glitter to those feeling down: https://www.itlmedia.org/html/episodes/74.html
It's the "The Written Word" segment toward the end...Y'ALL ARE WELCOME!!!
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Yay, Thank you! MK is so cute, I just wanna peench his face :D

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Thank you for the live MK clip! I've seen lots of pictures of MK, but I've never heard him speak or seen a video of him. He's so adorable! And so young, he looks like a teenager.

Submitted by Genny18 on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:42pm.

Welcome to Texas MK, don't forget your sharpie! Gotta make them brows fancy for da slackjaw wedding!

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Have lots of fun, MK, but try to not outstage the bride!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

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Submitted by mbar on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 8:57pm.

William's wax figure looks like fucking Bette Midler in "Hocus Pocus" (in the rabbit eyed, buck toothed face. Or rabbit toothed face, if you will.)

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 8:55pm.

Safe travels MK, and I look forward to reading your commentary on the most over-hyped wedding of two vapid individuals since the Charles and Diana disaster. BUT, nothing could ever compare with this description you gave just days ago of a real royal wedding (from http://www.dlisted.com/node?page=5 of Saturday, April 23rd:

They want to give everyone a sophisticated experience?! Well, then they're already failing. A wedding doesn't get stamped with a "sophisticated experience" label until guests have seen the bride in her wedding gown fish a can of Bud out of a kiddie pool filled with bagged ice while balancing a paper plate of El Pollo Loco on the other hand. Trust me. I've been to a lot of weddings and nothing makes me feel like I'm at a real special affair like that image.

Best wedding reception visual ever.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 5:21pm

If the Royals really wanted to be down with the people they'd try it but that's not going to happen. They won't even marry Catholics, so women of color is out of the question (besides Harry loves blondes).

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William looks like he's pleasuring himself with his huge left hand there.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 8:13pm.

Mk's coming to my side of the world,. Where thankfully no one seems to gives a shit about this hoopla (instead they won't shut up about the Spurs).

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"not so fast tom ryan..."

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They could have made his face look better then that. What the fuck is up with all the spambots?

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@Detective, Putas, LaChaylo and all you TX DL hoaarRz,

Wish erryone could meet up, especially while MK was planning on visiting TX (you know he's going to be out causing chaos in post-wed adventures)!!

*shit, toasts everyone for this eventful weekend*

Drinks all around!

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Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:19pm.

Sheesh --- how many of us D Listers are in Austin?

When I saw that Michael K's silver fox boo will be covering the wedding for CNN, I had to giggle and wonder why Michael wasn't headed off to the UK too. I think MK might very well implode at the sight of silver fox and hot ginge in the same proximity. And he would die a very happy man.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:03pm.

This crap will be on at 1AM for me so I imagine my drunk self will end up begrudgingly watching some of this.

Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:03pm.

I'm getting dizzy reading italics.

That look-alike William is way distorted. His hands are GIgantic. Not to mention a transvestite geisha face vibe.
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Submitted by putas on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:02pm.

Mk come to austin! It is nice here and less red neck happening than smaller towns in texas....

It seems like it was just yesterday that we were all boozing, bonging and blowjobbing in 2000."- MK

Submitted by jackattack02 on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:02pm.

well well. Texas is #1. i hope you have fun in the best state ever! if you do find yourself in Austin in need of some entertainment, let me know!

Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 6:47pm.

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no box wine!!!!

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The only things I'd wake up at 4 am for: hot dick and MK drunk blogging.

MK-if you're in the DFW area and bored out of your mind at any point, LaChaylo promises to hook it up!!!
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Submitted by MardiGras on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 6:46pm.

I live two hours from Houston--is he there?? I thought I felt the earth move...