Richie Sambora was riding on the back of the wagon when he sort got a little too much hooch in his system, lost his balance and fell the hell off. Richie got up, brushed the dust off of his rubber v-neck t-shirt and stumbled over to the nearest rehab center to check in. Radar reports that the peen who cut Heather Locklear and Denise Richards’ friendship in half is on his way to be treated for the serious drunks and exhaustion. You know, because being in a state of DRUNK during every minute of the day is tiring!
A source explained Richie’s latest rehab trip like this: ”Richie recently has been drinking too much, and wants to get his life together. Richie has had a busy year. I think this was a culmination of all the things that overloaded his life and finally he realized he needed to take care of himself.”
So far Bon Jovi’s tour dates for this month and next have yet to be rescheduled or axed completely.
In rehab, they tell you to be honest and let your mind’s thoughts spill all over the place like a blanket of truth, right? So WHY COME (yes, WHY COME) not one bitch in rehab has been straight up with Richie and let him know that the feathery nest of Mrs. Brady’s old hairstyles on his head need to climb up the 12 steps to the roadkill cemetery?! Or just sign me in on family day and I’ll tell him!