QOTD: Morrissey Is Not Hosting A Royal Wedding Viewing Party, So Don’t Ask!

April 28, 2011 / Posted by:

If you would rather scream out Prince Charles’ name during tampon sex than talk about who’s going to design Kate Middleton’s royal wedding garter belt, then have a seat next to Morrissey, because nobody’s more over it than he is. Methinks the BBC Radio 5 knew this which is why they asked him if he’s going to clutch at his bosom when Prince William gives Kate Middleton (or Kate Muddleton as Moz calls her) a “just married” lick in front of billions of people.

“Why would I watch the wedding? Why would I watch it? I couldn’t take any of that seriously. I don’t think the so-called Royal family speak for England now, and I don’t think England needs them. I do seriously believe that they are benefit scroungers, nothing else. I don’t believe they serve any purpose whatsoever.

I’m not an anarchist, but I believe that people don’t want the Royal family — the so-called Royal family. They’re not royal to me, but they’re royal to the media for some reason.

The press reports from Buckingham tell you that people love them, but go out and speak to people on the streets and they will laugh at you. They really will.”

Why didn’t BBC radio put a camera on his face before they asked him that question? The look he gave probably would’ve made the Queen herself scurry under a priest’s gown. Get those welfare whores (except Prince Hot Ginge), Moz! You just know that while Morrissey is punching out a sequel to The Queen is Dead he’s going to peek at the TV with one eye to see what kind of chiffon meringue mess Kate has on her body. I won’t tell.

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