QOTD: Morrissey Is Not Hosting A Royal Wedding Viewing Party, So Don't Ask!
If you would rather scream out Prince Charles' name during tampon sex than talk about who's going to design Kate Middleton's royal wedding garter belt, then have a seat next to Morrissey, because nobody's more over it than he is. Methinks the BBC Radio 5 knew this which is why they asked him if he's going to clutch at his bosom when Prince William gives Kate Middleton (or Kate Muddleton as Moz calls her) a "just married" lick in front of billions of people.
"Why would I watch the wedding? Why would I watch it? I couldn't take any of that seriously. I don't think the so-called Royal family speak for England now, and I don't think England needs them. I do seriously believe that they are benefit scroungers, nothing else. I don't believe they serve any purpose whatsoever.I'm not an anarchist, but I believe that people don't want the Royal family -- the so-called Royal family. They're not royal to me, but they're royal to the media for some reason.
The press reports from Buckingham tell you that people love them, but go out and speak to people on the streets and they will laugh at you. They really will."
Why didn't BBC radio put a camera on his face before they asked him that question? The look he gave probably would've made the Queen herself scurry under a priest's gown. Get those welfare whores (except Prince Hot Ginge), Moz! You just know that while Morrissey is punching out a sequel to The Queen is Dead he's going to peek at the TV with one eye to see what kind of chiffon meringue mess Kate has on her body. I won't tell.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:18am.
Nine out of ten Dutchmen would not want to live in a republic. For us, the Royal Family is part of our cultural inheritance. This is even more true now that our society is being heavily influenced by certain groups of newcomers, who wreck havage on morals and values we didn't even now we had before
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Mickey, I enjoy your commentary as much as any other Dlisted hussy. However, may I suggest that you consider Holland's history as a colonial power before complaining about newcomers who wreak havoc?
Morrissey for President.
No country needs such an expensive and useless figurehead.
We don't need Hollywood Royalty either.
We don't need the likes of Tater Head and several other children of the famous getting jobs they suck at because of who their parents are.
We don't need an imbecile public that will also praise such figureheads no matter if it's merited or not.
This royal wedding coverage also spells out my d-listed vacay, coz I can't with this shit.
The Royal Family bring in SHEDLOADS of tourist dosh, most of them work and since 1992, the Queen has paid voluntary tax on her income. Fuck off Morrissey the Queen's a hot slut and you know it
he's a miserable fuck and his music sucks….
he's wrong-the royals exist for but for the grace of the people-they are not some despot family and the vast majority of the british know they're good value-theres a fucking million people in london because of the wedding and 2 billion watching in the world who will see the best of british pomp,ceremony and tradition and he might not like it but theres millions who do….
he should just stick to picking on the chinese and stfu...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
@Stake_Spike: Re: "England would save itself 60m a year if it stopped paying the Queen to do fuck all but throw parties and pose for photo ops."
That sounds like a Dlisted slut's dream, though - get the big money for doing what you'd be doing anyway: getting drunk and posing for pics. The Queen is one of us!!! (has she ever been hot slut?)
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Love Morrissey's tell it like it is and don't care what anyone else thinks.
What I don't understand is the british royal family is worth a ton of money yet the taxpayers pay for them. They should pay for themselves, they can afford it! They should be paying for the wedding, too, not the british taxpayers. :(
Nine out of ten Dutchmen would not want to live in a republic. For us, the Royal Family is part of our cultural inheritance. This is even more true now that our society is being heavily influenced by certain groups of newcomers, who wreck havage on morals and values we didn't even now we had before. Tomorrow, we celebrate the birthday of our late Queen Juliana. Hopefully, there will be no incidents this time, because from a historical point of view it's the one day we all feel proud to be Dutch. My guess is that the British Royal Family has the same effect on most Brits.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
OT: Lamey's obsession with this wedding is embarrassing. I can't help but lol when I read something she wrote about Kate, William or the wedding.
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*She who conquers herself, conquers all
I <3 Morissey
He is right! They are just welfare recipients and living off the public. They are truly 'on the dole' as they say there. Why is anyone interested in what they do? They are representing what is wrong with this world. People are suffering and dying, and the public wants to watch this crap?!
I love the way he speaks his mind and doesn't give a damn if anyone's offended. And those eyes...gorgeous...
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 3:10pm
That is comedy gold.
Most of the Brits I know have either left the country or are leaving to get away from this mess and have a nice holiday where they can forget about the royals.
As for the argument that the Royals bring in tons of money, that's a big fat no. Royals from history bring in money. Henry VIII, Victoria, Elizabeth I, these are the people bringing in the tourists. The Tower of London, St. Paul's, none of this has to do with the current Monarchy.
Neither France or Italy has a monarchy and they bring in loads of tourists. Norway and Sweden have monarchies and I doubt they bring in half of what France, Italy, Germany, etc. bring in.
England has so much more than the Royals it degrades itself by thinking they'll be nothing without them. In fact it's idiotic to think that's the case. England would save itself 60m a year if it stopped paying the Queen to do fuck all but throw parties and pose for photo ops.
I have loved this man since age 16, at 36 I can now say I love him even more after that comment! He speaks from my heart. I would rather staple my eyelids than watch that elitist porn of a wedding.
POOOHTEEEE!
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Awwwww, happy hatin', Morrisey!
Ah, Morrissey's glum cuntiness is so refreshing!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:41pm.
MK, what the hell is tampon sex???
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Years ago there were some leaked phone calls between Charles and Camilla where he said how much he wanted to be her tampon.
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Oh yeah! I forgot that shit, hahahahah! Awww, it's probably the best the old codger could come up with.
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
He tell it like it is. I for one don't give a hot damn about this overblown wedding for two inbred skanks.
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As a fellow Brit, I fully concur with Mr Steven Morrisey.
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:33pm.
*pulls up a seat next to Morrissey, hands him a sponge and a rusty spanner*
MK, what the hell is tampon sex???
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Years ago there were some leaked phone calls between Charles and Camilla where he said how much he wanted to be her tampon.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
*pulls up a seat next to Morrissey, hands him a sponge and a rusty spanner*
MK, what the hell is tampon sex???
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
Anyone in Amsterdam? The QueensHead is organizing a Royal Wedding Viewing, at 11am
Submitted by UKer on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:32pm.
I love you Morrissey!!!
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i thought you were done with Dlisted?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
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holla.
"Why didn't BBC radio put a camera on his face before they asked him that question? The look he gave probably would've made the Queen herself scurry under a priest's gown."-mk
I know! Will never understand sloppy journalism. CAPTURE THE MAGICAL MOMENTS you slacking interviewer!
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The Screw-Up Fairy has visited us again...someone get that skank a drink already!!
The Mind's-Eye is the last thing left...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbbfDntoRRk (Kurosawa's Epic "Ran" 1985)
I love an old man rant!
The UK makes a fortune out of the royals via tourism - let's face it, no one goes to Britain for the lovely beaches. This money doesn't leave the UK and the Commonwealth gets small change out of the whole incestuous tribe.
A Royal Tour costs our taxpayers a fortune but we get no concievable return. I can understand why Oz (and other Commonwealth nations) would want become a Republic, but not the UK.
As annoying as the little bloodsuckers can be, the Brits do actually get their moneys worth.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
Team Moz! I too will avoid the "royal" hitching. Of course I will come here to laugh when MK does his special event coverage - to be sure.
The coverage is starting to get tiresome.
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*snort*
i was hoping mk would post this. i saw this earlier today and mentioned it in an earlier post...it's like morrissey is in my head...
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So freakin true! The media keeps shoving this nonsense down our throats. I'm not interested! These people do not factor in my life at all.
He's right. My mom was from England and at the time of Diana and Charles's wedding, she said "I don't know why anyone cares" and that was 30 years ago!
I don't know who this guy is but his eyes made my heart skip a beat. Fucking gorgeous. And, I love grumpy old men. One stay right next to me. Dude is so bat shit it is fucking hilarious to get him all riled up. And, trust me, that is NOT hard to do.
True story: He once called the cops on my friend, who is in a wheelchair(btw), for leaving tire tracks in his lawn when she rolled on it. Mind you, he had the fucking side walk blocked with all his old man crap. I walked around it because I can step off a curb but that is pretty hard to when you can't walk. The cops always take their precious time getting to him b/c they know he is crazy. He will call them for anything. One day he is really going to need them and they will take their time thinking he is just up to his usual shenanigans.
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*She who conquers herself, conquers all
Two thumbs up from me. I will watch as well, but Americans only like the wedding because THEY are not paying for it like the brit taxpayer is.
IN THIS ECONOMY.
Don't know whoTF this is.
Call me whatever you want too, but I fucking Love Morrissey, and I love The Smiths. Idc what he says, but I do agree, I don't give a fuck about this wedding. I really wish they'd stop airing the shit out of it. They can fuck off.
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Morrissey is not vegan - he's a vegetarian. I love love LOVE Morrissey, but there's no way I'm missing this wedding tomorrow.
Most of you are probably too young to remember Diana's wedding, but it was a huge fun thing for all of my friends because we were the same age and all graduating from college and getting married then too.
This makes me sad that Diana won't be there for her son, and that beef-jerky-faced, rotted-teeth Camilla will be there wearing Diana's jewelry.
He then followed with
"And those fucking woodchucks had better stop chucking my wood!"
Same type of old, grumpy killjoy.
I'm over it, too, but I just do my best to ignore it. Of course, I'd be pretty put out if I had to pay for it.
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Cross my palm with tuna
Morrissey is gay, otherwise he would be married to some trashy bimbo by now.
I still want his DNA for my baby...
Who put the fucking M in Manchester, indeed.
Preach it, Steven.
Is Morrissey a homosexual?
My rebuttal is that he is too judgmental for that. My vote is for asexual.
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Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
Muddleton on a guillotine...Morrissey is always right.
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
Morrissey is my hero! Truth.
We've seen it before look at what they did to Diana. Same thing will probably happen to Kate. They'll fuck her life up like they did to Diana. Watch out Kate!
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:13pm.
Is Morrissey a homosexual?
Discuss.
Yes. Any rebuttal?
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White Wedding
Stick to making good music--which you haven't done much of in a long time.
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White Wedding
ACTUALLY, these twits do bring plenty of money to the brits. This borefest of a wedding is supposedly bringing over 1 billion dollars to England's super fucked up economy. Now, I don't know how much the royals cost the british, but I suppose it is - financially speaking - worth it to keep them.
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Submitted by tasty dish on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 3:02pm.
evil, yeah i see your point.
but at least actors and athletes actually DO something and have some talent*.
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True, but I still fail to see why an athlete deserves a multi-million dollar payday for doing x amount of weeks work, and then people in this world bitch about teachers getting paid more or doctors getting paid what they do. I mean seriously, people are going to bitch at a doctor making a living saving lives BUT not bitch at an athlete making millions?!