After nearly losing the feeling in his fingers from spending hours meticulously pruning the goatee art on his chin with the help of an Epilady (aka Satan’s favorite torture device), a miniature lawn edge trimmer and tiny shears made from the pieces of unicorn horns, Glamberace spread the black glitter all over the red carpet at the ASCAP Pop Awards while looking like he was about to pull a white rabbit out of his pompadour or steal the Genie’s lamp from Aladdin. Just a whole lot of look that required every brush in the drawer.
I was completely ready to hate all of this until I saw it. My eyes widened the like time I found an old bag of Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies in the back of my freezer. The two mini-staches over Glamberce’s lips match the brows over his eyes! Glamberace gave his eyebrows some friends so they won’t feel like the entire beauty load is resting on their arches. I really didn’t know I loved a good pair of mouth brows until now! So because of that, I love this mess. And I also love it because Glamberace is the spice to Azis’ sugar.