Joey Lawrence Says Donald Trump Is A Man We Can Trust!
Since Joey Lawrence and Donald Trump both have puzzling hairlines that even the most skilled engineers and 5th graders can't solve, they have to stick together until the end. So it's no surprise that Joey Lawrence is publicly endorsing a rotisserie gutter toad who collects bankruptcies the same way he collects hair plugs. For absolutely no reasonable reason, ">Fox News (via HuffPo) asked the supporting star of Blossom and weight: bold;">Gimme a Break for his thoughts on Trump possibly running for president. The writers of Blossom would've kept his answer to a simple "WHOAH!" but Joey has a mind of his own so he got into this shit.
“Obama was something fresh, and new, and people wanted to put their faith in his message of being different and 'change' and all this stuff two years ago, but that fell flat because he gets in there and it's pretty much the same old thing. I think everybody can agree on that, there's no real change. It would just be nice to see him make speeches instead of Hillary (Clinton) and Timothy Geithner and all these other people. Something's not working; definitely the approach we're taking is not working.He (Obama) is already fundraising, and we have serious problems. Gasoline is going to be six dollars a gallon by the end of the summer. They want to raise the debt ceiling, and we have a trillion and a half dollars already in debt. I don't know if that's the right thing. I don't know if raising a billion dollars to re-run is the right thing to do right now.
I'd be open to Donald. He's somebody out of the box and I think that some of the stuff he's saying makes sense. It sounds like you and I would say it, and it's time. I'm tired of 'so politically correct' every step of the way. It's like there are times when we need to say, 'We're getting our rear ends kicked, we are the world leader, we need to step up and act like it.'
Everyone is so afraid to say anything. I keep my political views private; I think that's the best way to do it. But I have no problem calling a spade a spade. I think Donald is an interesting character. He's an amazing CEO, this is a business. This is a business, running this country is a business and it has not been run the last decade the right way, whether it's Republican or Democrat, so it's not really a party issue, it's more of a person issue. Somebody has to get in there and really hold people accountable.
I love politics. I love the country. Maybe I would (go into politics,) I don't know. It's what I minored in at school, political science.”
You can laugh all you want, but I've always known that the song in a bald eagle's heart sounds just like Joey Lawrence's "Stay Forever."
If only Nell Carter was here to wrap her arms around Joey's wise words. She'd pat him on the back so hard that he'd fall into a giant fish tank and she'd "accidentally" vacuum him up. And really, we know Joey Lawrence is only endorsing The Don, because Trump promised that if he's president he'll lift the tax from lip gloss, hairline stencils and brow waxing kits.
Furthermore, the only 90s sitcom star I get political advice from is Pam from Martin and here's what she has to say about Trump 4 President:
I've grown TIRED Trump & want him 2 go far AWAY. Sum1 PLEASE snatch that squirrel on his head & RUN so he can chase u. AAAAGH!
I mean, she even uses "snatch" and "squirrel" in the same Tweet. Pam 4 Secretary of EVERYTHING!
*sigh*
Trump can keel over and get hit by a bus for all I care...
Actually, it would make my day.
Oh here we go ...heaven forbid someone have an opinion that doesnt reflect that of a die hard liberal.
Poor Joey. This is the abuse you take when common sense spews from your mouth. He's not being racist, he's not screaming he's a republican , he's just saying that "THIS ISNT WORKING".... Obama wasnt the CHANGE he promised. He's saying what so many are afraid to say b/c they will be labeled a racist, a teabagger, a republican. I guarantee that half the Dems that voted this President into office are now kicking themselves for it - BUT will never admit it.
And that's the sad truth!!
Looks like little Joey drank the Kool_Aid that Dubya was selling! We are NOT the "world leader" as he claims. We are just another country in this world
And we need to stop trying to run (or invade) other countries.
under all that plastic, botox, eyeliner, mascara, lipgloss, hair dye products, manscaping,concealer, foundation, shades of pink etc,etc, there's still time for political talk?!
"He plays golf like Bush Jr. takes vacations like Bush Jr. Can't speak without a teleprompter like Bush Jr."
Not quite.
1. A lot of presidents play golf. And???
2. Bush Jr. spent 2 YEARS of his Presidency on vacation. The same can not be said of President Obama. And there is nothing wrong w. a President taking a vacation. You have vacation time w. your job, right? So imagine if your job were like 1000000x more stressful yet people demanded that you never take time to de-stress. How effective would you be at your job? Come on.
Oh and this trick looks like he just smelled something bad. Must be the bullshit pouring out of Trump's mouth.
3. Bush Jr. used index cards or notes...and...? ALL public speakers use aides. It is actually inadvisable to give a speech withOUT some sort of aide; it's not recommended that a speaker try to memorize a speech. And Bush couldn't speak even WITH the cards. Obama can not only speak well with the Teleprompter, but we've heard him speak MANY times off the cuff and he does that well, too. So don't try to claim that he can't speak without a Teleprompter. That's a GOP talking point (aka - a load of crap.)
In short, the two couldn't be more different.
That's weird, I could swear I just saw Joey's nose get longer.
Government is not a damned business. I hate that being the sole justification for Trump. A government's duty is not to produce profits at all costs.
Trump is full or crap and is an attention whore. He has made tons of contradictory statements that will not hold up with even the slightest scrutiny. His family has also benefited greatly from corporate welfare, so when he talks about handouts, he better point the finger right back at himself. If we want to ignore politics and go straight to "morals"...are you seriously going to have a man that trades in wives like car models to represent you?
If he is the best the GOP has, then they have bigger issues than him running for prez.
Joey Lawrence gives off this vibe to me that he was touched, repeatedly, as a child. It is just a matter of time before he tells Oprah or E! about it.
"It's what I minored in at school, political science.”"
Maybe he should have majored in PS instead, and then he might know what he's talking about. Countries are not businesses, they are not for profits whose ultimate point is the overall health and wellbeing of it's citizens.
Plus, Donald's vast business experience is putting up a chunk of money with other investors to open luxury hotels, apartment buildings and casinos that get to use the Trump name. Hardly a "brilliant" business man.
Oh, and Joey? If you want someone who speaks for the average person, how about someone who isn't a billionaire celebrity whore and narcissist. The last thing the country needs is President Trump.
OMG what did he do to his precious FACE????!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll never forgive him for this!!!! Ack!!, It looks as though he's been embalmed!!!! *cries*
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Obama is a great President.
And least he made a sensible argument with FACTS and not just I'm friends with Trump, let's get him in there because he's on tv.
Still wouldn't vote for Trump though. Not just because he's a rich WASP (which is same old, same old) but why doesn't he start off with a smaller government position and work his way up like everyone else? He has no experience. Running a company is not the same as running a country.
eh. woop.
What happened to this guy? Last time I saw him his head was shaved, but he was really hot. He looks creepy and old and I can't believe hot ever lived in that face.
I don't like what has happened to his face. I first noticed the changes back in 2000 while watching the Urban Legends 2 movie. Yuck-a-rooni!!!
My thesis is complete!
Submitted by Cara on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 6:59pm.
Child toucher eyes.
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Hahahaha!
(I shouldn't be laughing - it could be true.)
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He has a case of what we believe is straight guy with a bad case of gay face.
Dana Carvey had a character like that on SNL.
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Child toucher eyes.
What the hell happened to his face?!
Instead of Reagan, reanimate FDR. He dealt with the Depression and WWII with the effects of polio. He could kick Donald's nuts down his throat even from his wheelchair. And he could bitch slap those who re-deregulated the banks, let banks get back into the insurance business and who keep raiding Social Security.
WTF happened to Joey? At least Matthew looks good.
When is he going to come out of the closet? Or is becoming a Republican part of the outing process?
How can a guy who was born so handsome f*ck it up so bad. This guy is the male Lindsay. Get a clue. When you are already good looking DO NOT: shave your head, shave your eyebrows off, pencil your eyebrows on, inflate your lips (when they have already looked great in a 1000 pictures!), dye your hair bright blond, paint in your hairline, etc. Your stylist at the local strip mall DOES NOT know better than God what you should look like. And Donald is a born rich as*hole woman hating hypocrite.
Doo-Fuhs has-been who'll never have a come back now.
1. Well at least he's able to articulate why he doesn't like the Obama administraion without resorting to racism, birther or any of the shit I've read or heard. Strangely enough IO agree with him. Obama should have been tougher earlier this year with the budget and he should be looking into this gas situation. To my knowledge OPEC hasn't increased its prices, so they high rates are on the gas companies greed. Have people not heard of the BILLIONS of dollars in profits oil companies have been generating the past few years?
2. Donald Trump platform was the birth certificate issue, does that mean he's not running now? Seriously, George W. Bush ran businesses too, into the damn ground. Isn't Trump in bankruptcy or files for bankruptcy every two years? Not a good look, he's proven that he's good in running up bills he can't pay.
The president has very little power no matter who they are. POTUS is nothing more than a smiling prop/scapegoat for the real scum that run this planet. POTUS is the low man on the financial totem pole.
Joey Lawrence's look has confused me for a while now. Not sure what he's trying to pull off, but it aint working.
speaking of sad, disgusting factoids regarding oil...BP the killers of the Gulf Coast, are doing swimmingly financially....and oil countries (Saudi ARabia, Venezuela, etc.) pay less and .20 a gallon..THAT IS LESS THAN TWENTY CENTS A GALLON..I think Saudia ARabia pays maybe .07 and Venezuela around .12...and I am sooo lucky to find a gas station a little under $4.50. NOW THAT IS DISGUSTING...besides this idiots lip gloss and makeup.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 3:29pm.
Agreed with ditquoi
Besides, anyone who thinks that a presidential administration has sway over the economy and financial markets seriously needs to take an
Economics class.
The FED chairman, appointed by the sitting administration, has a TON of sway & influence in markets and economy.
Holy mother of shit I had to log in (which I'm usually too lazy to do) and say I thought this was Peewee Herman for a split second.
What the hell?
p.s. Vote um all out!!! RON PAUL Rocks his old granpa self! Vote Ron Paul!!
Agreed with ditquoi
Besides, anyone who thinks that a presidential administration has sway over the economy and financial markets seriously needs to take an Economics class. Whatever Obama has done so far in that regard has been for the best, but considering the shithole he walked into you're not going to see changes in such a short time - sorry.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:52pm.
avoided in the sense that it hasn't happened yet. as they say in Jamaica, dog will eat his supper if the depression does hit...similar to how dog would have eaten Dubya's administration had there been another successful terror attack on US soil.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 3:05pm.
Not for nothing, but regarding gas prices, two former presidents from an oil family (with a cabinet tied to the oil industry; wasn't a tanker named after Condoleeza Rice?). Ahem. Get pissed at the oil industry. Those bastards are the ones fucking with us, from the bullshit war over oil (not democracy), to their polluting the environment, and to their oil hikes
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 3:03pm.
Money printing stops or goes full steam ahead.
Is Joey Lawrence gay? Is she becoming, like a tweezerless caterpillar into a plucked and glossed butterfly? What is her deal, pseudo political affiliations aside?
Not for nothing, but regarding gas prices, two former presidents from an oil family (with a cabinet tied to the oil industry; wasn't a tanker named after Condoleeza Rice?). Ahem. Get pissed at the oil industry. Those bastards are the ones fucking with us, from the bullshit war over oil (not democracy), to their polluting the environment, and to their oil hikes. All three fuck us over. Who made money during the invasion? The oil guys. (Oh, and hate the bankers, too. I see so many businesses--stores, restaurants--closing because the landlords hike the rent. And who moves in? A bank. There are four banks in my neighborhood that are within three blocks of each other. Between those and Marc Jacobs stores, I'm puking.)
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:35pm.
we will soon find out about what kind of economic disaster the administration has been astute enough to avoid as of late.
If you think disaster has been avoided, circle June 31st on your calender and then you'll know. ; )
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:35pm.
we will soon find out about what kind of economic disaster the administration has been astute enough to avoid as of late.
If you think disaster has been avoided, circle June 31st on your calender and then you'll know. ; )
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Forgive my stupidity, what happens then?
I haven't read all the posts, so someone might have said this already. Methinks Miss Lawrence wants to be on "Celebrity Apprentice 2012."
I'm sure there's something funnier than a bunch of two-time Bush voters whining about the current economy - but for the life of me, I can't think of anything.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
I don't think that anything Joey L said was out of line in any way. I agree that Obama shouldn't be worried about raising funds for another election, he should be worried about this term right now (and that goes for every President that has done this)
Fuck he looks like Pee Wee herman
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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:35pm.
we will soon find out about what kind of economic disaster the administration has been astute enough to avoid as of late.
If you think disaster has been avoided, circle June 31st on your calender and then you'll know. ; )
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:35pm.
it's cool, kate. I just don't like it when people say he's a total failure because we seriously were careening down the pike towards a massive depression like we haven't seen since 1927...and now we're not. THAT'S what he's been doing, and he should be congratulated for that, but since it doesn't "feel like anything", folks say he's doing nothing.
it seems like, for some folks, unless it's 1995 again and 24-year-olds are making millions and everyone has a brand new SUV and a McMansion, that nothing's being done.
folks really have taken the prosperity we've enjoyed over the past 200 years for granted. no one owes us shit, and if we're too lazy and stupid to get real about what's happening in the world and what can be done about it, we will soon find out about what kind of economic disaster the administration has been astute enough to avoid as of late.