Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This closeted Hollywood actor – who starred in a huge 2009 Sci Fi Film – is arguing with his handlers about coming out. The handsome hunk is ready to let the world know he is gay. However, his people want him to keep quiet until after the sequel comes out. (Blind Gossip)

The name beamed from my Gaydar to my brain (sorry) is Zachary Quinto? But correct me if I’m wrong, I don’t think his current address is 227 Closet Drive. Besides, there’s no room for Zachary’s body in his closet! It’s already filled to the top with horizontal striped shirts.

This C list celebrity has been getting a lot of attention for weight loss lately. While he’s claiming it’s the result of healthy living, it’s really because he picked up a new drug addiction after his recent breakup. (BuzzFoto)

Jonah Hill or Seth Rogen?

This funny actor isn’t that old, but he has been complaining to his friends about how self-conscious he is about seeing his face age on screen. So, he recently had a mid-face lift, blepharoplasty on his lower eyes, as well as some botox and collagen. He is still able to make decent facial expressions, but the middle of his face is a bit frozen and overly smooth. While he might not be able to play a college student, it’s definitely a step in the right direction. He looks pretty good… as long as he’s not naked. (Blind Gossip)

So the answer lies in the question: Which “funny actor” do you not want to see nekkid ass nekkid? I’m the wrong slut to look to for an answer since I’m okay with seeing almost everybody naked. That’s when you know you’re a special kind of shameless slut. A dude could be nothing but a mound of hairy fupa and I’d still look for the silver lining. “Well, that mole on his crotch will be cute once I flick the cheese off. Let’s do this!” – Me

My guesses: Mike Myers or Jim Carrey