Attack Of The Royal TEEEEEEEFS!

April 28, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

I’m still politely holding my hands in my lap (I’m typing with my tongue) and patiently waiting for the official royal wedding portrait of Prince Hot Ginge in his official best man uniform of no-coat and all-tails, but I guess I’ll have to settle for this shit for now. Who ever is in charge of releasing official royal wedding portraits of Prince Teefs & Princess Groucho Marx Brows released this official royal wedding portrait of Prince Teefs & Princess Groucho Marx Brows this morning. It was taken by Mario Testino and will go in the wedding program next to this picture, of course.

You know where else this portrait is going? On the front window of every shameless mini-mall dentist who will use it to advertise their teeth whitening services. Don’t be surprised if you see this portrait on a package of bootleg white strips at The Dollar General. This is like a Crest White Strip for my eyes. ALL TEEFS! I don’t know whether I want to wish them congumulations or scare them off with a snake!

Anyway, here’s some completely thrilling and totally clear pictures of Kate Middleton and the fire in my hole PHG waving at me today.

Tags: Hotness, Kate Middleton, Naomi Campbell, Prince William, Royals, Weddings

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