Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Royal wedding fever is about to break and most of the media is showing signs of serious dementia (“OMG! Will she wear her hair up?! Will she wear it down?! Will he wear hair at all?!!!”)! Seriously, some hos are losing it and really need to reenact that scene in Jacob’s Ladder where they toss Tim Robbins in an ice bath so his brain doesn’t fry. It’s getting to that. But you know, I can’t tell if most Brits give ten shits or not. I’m thinking that most of you Brits are just getting the fever from the anticipation of spending your 4-day holiday getting married to a cup of something strong over and over again. But 75-year-old Terry Hutt of Royston, Hertfordshire is the exception!

This patriotic pepaw is giving up two “hips!” (and probably pulling a hip or two) for William and Kate by camping out for 3 days in front of Westminster Abbey. Terry marked his territory with a Union Jack beach towel on Tuesday night and has been there ever since. Terry’s wife is staying at home because she’s not about to freeze her nipples off on the cold pavement, but he says he wouldn’t miss it for a million caramel squares. Terry tells the Royston News, “I’m there for the royalists, I’m there for the Queen, who has never done anything wrong. I’m there for Diana’s children, who have grown up very nicely. I reckon he will make a good king and she will make a good queen.”

And I reckon Terry is the hottest dressed pepaw on that pavement. Looking like the Union Jack just jacked all over him. Prince Hot Ginge better spot Terry in the crowd, grab his hand and lead him into the church where they’ll do whiskey shots under the pews. PHG better!

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