But What Does Melania Trump Have To Say About This?
President Obama held a press conference this morning where he called the whole birth certificate thing a "sideshow circus" and then he did what Diane Sawyer should've done to Whitney Houston those many years ago: HE SHOWED THE RECEIPTS! Or in this case, he showed the long form of his birth certificate.
Once the first lady of my dreams Melania Trump awakens from her beauty coma and tosses the solid gold sheets off of her gorgeous body, I'm sure she'll have something to say about this! But in the meantime, we'll have to settle for what Trump, whose hair was born on a lion's ass in Kenya, had to say about this:
"Today I'm very proud of myself, because I've accomplished something that no one else has been able to accomplish. I want to look at it, but I hope it's true. ... But he should have done it a long time ago."
Strangely enough, Melania Trump said those exact words after she caught a glimpse of Trump's natural hairline during a windstorm.
And now that this is done (I think), can the birthers please use their powers for a greater cause? I'm talking about getting Prince Hot Ginge to release his birth certificate. And by "birth certificate" I mean "penis."
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I don't remember all this moral outrage when the Democrats were saying McCain was not born in the U.S, and was not eligible to be president.
Oh, yes, we all forgot about the big deal made over where McCain was born, and if he was actually a U.S citizen or a Panamanian.
Stop electing lawyers POTUS.
They are shifty liars who play both sides of the fence and can never make a decision.
I,ll never vote for one again.
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But oh, my foes and oh, my friends, it gives a lovely light!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:58pm.
What an asshole Trump is. Obama showed his birth certificate a long time ago. An idiotic waste of time.
Trump just needs to shut the fuck up and sleeze back into his snake stink hole.
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If he already showed it - then why show it again? Just to appease Mr. Trump? I highly doubt it.
It is a waste of time - so why is he doing it now? It's called campaigning ... he knows there are plenty of doubters and he's finally trying to put it to rest to win votes.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 9:43pm.
Gosh, K2, shut the fuck up and die.
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Grow the fuck up already! Who goes around wishing death on another person... Just b/c you dont like what I have to say?
Guess you're at a loss for words and this is the best you can do with that minimal IQ of yours.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 9:43pm.
Gosh, K2, shut the fuck up and die.
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Grow the fuck up already! Who goes around wishing death on another person... Just b/c you dont like what I have to say?
Guess you're at a loss for words and this is the best you can do with that minimal IQ of yours.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 1:18am.
Leave Obama alone. He was born in Hawaii, his mother would want to be with family while giving birth, and I don't like him, I think he's a shitty President, one of our worst ever, but screw the birther issue, stfu morons.
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Yeah, most sensible people who won't get dragged into stupid partisan politics would agree with the above statement. Let's stick to holding his feet to the fire for being a bad president rather than making up nonsense about his citizenship or whether he had the grades to get into the ivy league. I could care less if he was born on Mars and got into Harvard with a 2.0 as long as he was doing a good job as POTUS. However, he isn't. Obama and the right wing are playing into this issue to distract the electorate from what really matters. Enough with this nonsense and let's focus on the high unemployment rate, soaring gas prices, and the possibility that Obama might actually dare try to cut social security and medicare.
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I don't care if you just suffered through a double leg amputation. When Prince orders you to move, you twerk those stumps with all your might. - Michael K
I'm disappointed in Obama.
Why play into the birther's hands?
I could see if the GOP had anyone strong to run against him, because they would most definitely win, considering his pathetic performance.
However, the GOP candidates are even more pathetic and could hardly even expect to be elected dogcatcher.
He should be above this.
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My candle burns at both ends, it will not last the night
But oh, my foes and oh, my friends, it gives a lovely light!
- Edna St. Vincent Millay
Birthers kill me. They're all so obviously completely ignorant (ie, think Hawaii is a foreign country and Kenya is a city in it) or they're barely managing to hide their racism and/or hatred for any religion other than Christianity under their "quest for the truth." Or, of course, they've been wearing their tinfoil tiaras nonstop.
I'm only sorry that our president had to put these wingnuts in their places (although a lot of them are screaming "fake!" and "conspiracy!" just as everyone knew they would - can't keep a good crazy down).
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 1:38am.
Though it hardly matters in the overall scheme of things, this 'certificate' is also more than likely a fake....why is there no name and signature of the attending physician? Or did Obama's mother check into the hospital and give birth all by herself un-assisted?
Obama was born, if not in Kenya, of a British father, making Obama a British subject with 100% loyalty to the British Empire (aka Bank of England). Obama's actions since he was about 19 bear this out.
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There is actually a signature of the attending physician.
Although that's what the news in reporting, which I don't totally believe.
I don't totally believe anything I hear or read, actually!
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Though it hardly matters in the overall scheme of things, this 'certificate' is also more than likely a fake....why is there no name and signature of the attending physician? Or did Obama's mother check into the hospital and give birth all by herself un-assisted?
Obama was born, if not in Kenya, of a British father, making Obama a British subject with 100% loyalty to the British Empire (aka Bank of England). Obama's actions since he was about 19 bear this out.
This is all about Obama being a possible Muslim.
And so what if he is?
He would be not a radical Muslim, which would be fine. He may have some sort of Christian/Muslim bastardized sense of religion, or he may even be an agnostic or atheist!!! (Not that he would ever admit it.)
Historically, religion has been a bugaboo with Presidents, as we all know.
WASPS all the way, then Kennedy, then Lieberman being the first Jewish vp candidate, then Romney being Mormon.
These things matter to the American people, because we can't accept change (for the most part, I'm not talking about the coasts.)
Everyone is so worked up about the Latino population now, well yeah, that means that in our lifetime, we will more than likely have a Latino President and I say, YEAH1
Hard-working, family-oriented, is this a stereotype? Yes, but there is some truth to it, and I'll take it.
Leave Obama alone. He was born in Hawaii, his mother would want to be with family while giving birth, and I don't like him, I think he's a shitty President, one of our worst ever, but screw the birther issue, stfu morons.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
What an asshole Trump is. Obama showed his birth certificate a long time ago. An idiotic waste of time.
Trump just needs to shut the fuck up and sleeze back into his snake stink hole.
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Trump voted for and supported Obama before all this shit. There is no way (if) he runs that his opponents won't throw this in his face ad nauseam. Plus, he won't want his finances discussed or his whore bride or his potential mafia connections. He is just feeding off the attention.
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Snarks, Jesus compels me back to studies!! Damn!
*hands out mass wafers dipped in vodka; runs out*
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"Tsuru-maru, a blind man, the innocent victim of the war that rages all round him; he's lost the last protection he had -a picture of the Buddha- and now stands alone, in the midst of ruins, at the edge of the abyss." -Akira Kurosawa's "Ran" 1985
Submitted by fishsticksfan: "Is Cappy high?"
On Jesus, only on Jesus.
Great. Now I'm high for laughing at the hilarity! Wait...?
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"Tsuru-maru, a blind man, the innocent victim of the war that rages all round him; he's lost the last protection he had -a picture of the Buddha- and now stands alone, in the midst of ruins, at the edge of the abyss." -Akira Kurosawa's "Ran" 1985
Is Cappy high?
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 3:10pm.
Ew, K2 is here? I'm finishing up page 2. Is Poopele around the corner?
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 4:21pm.
This whole "non-issue" is NAUSEATING. It's the equivalent of the police harrassing a black man for being seen in an upscale neighborhood. And it's a sad fucking commentary on the state of our democracy.
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 3:45pm.
birthers & tea partiers
SUCK ON THAT SHITHEADS
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 3:41pm.
I opened my mind a little. You should give it a try sometime, it's super fun!:)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 2:29pm.
'Tis nice to see another non-troll here today.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 2:23pm.
Hi, Momus! How lovely to see you, my friend.
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 2:28pm.
wants us all to believe she had that kid with zero reproductive assistance. SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS, DIANE!
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ROTFLOLL! Guys, this thread is probs one of about 5 EVER on the DL that I penciled-in to revisit, page for page, the awesomeness of the comments and energy. While I can't remember each of the other pages that became DL Classics, I remember the JAniston Perfume one being in this grouping (never forget that mess).
I said this before, and I mean this: no matter how fucked real life can be, and how down I can get on 'civilization' (aka two bottles of vino and 6oz of ggoose on top), MK and you fine poster folks (excluding trolls) just bring the raw realness, and it just brings me back 'home'. Y'all don't know how priceless this shit is. I think we do a fairly good job at lifting each others' spirits up, but how many times do we just say "MK and this crew FUCKING ROCKS"?!
You guys are damn GOLDEN. Much love. See everyone on the flip side. That is all.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:25pm.
I went to the Forum a few times and only found irritating ads and such, no discussion. It seemed too weird for me. This site is enough for me.
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Yeah, the moderator has had her hands full with the spam but she has a really good handle on it now. The good thing about that place is that you don't have to wait for OP to talk about what you want and you can start multiple topics that go on for days.
@fishy and bjork
I'm with Bjork, this is enough for me.
Only so many hours in the day!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
Submitted by fishsticksfan: "No! It's a total urban legend about the forum. Those bitches are sweeties and not in a condescending way."
Like Candyman?
I went to the Forum a few times and only found irritating ads and such, no discussion. It seemed too weird for me. This site is enough for me.
No! It's a total urban legend about the forum. Those bitches are sweeties and not in a condescending way.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:15pm.
From what I've heard about the goings on in the Forum being a cunt is a survival technique.
You may want to keep some of that bitchface in reserve!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
Becky, not on the home page here, but I let my bitch flag fly on the forum, and a couple of other sites I don't normally post on.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:02pm.
"I went through a rough patch recently and I found myself being a giant asshole to strangers on the internet."
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I'm guessing the strangers you being an asshole to weren't associated with Dlisted - you are always so lovely and approachable here.
(The approachable part is particularly appreciated by those of us who are relatively new to the site.)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
Submitted by K2: "You act like a raging douche bag. But I'm sure you've been told that many times. Go defend your Bill Cosby - dumb ass."
Hi cunt! xoxox
This bitch isn't running for president. He's the PT Barnum of Capitalism. Notice how this announcement coincides with his shit-addicting show.
Anyone remember the Central Park Jogger case when he took out a full-page ad calling for the death penalty for the accused (and that stupid term "wilding")? Turns out they didn't do it; the real serial rapist was caught. His DNA matched, and he confessed. No apology from Trump.
He cheated on Ivana with Maples and then cheated on Maples.
That shit he tried to pull in Scotland is what he does here in NY.
What does the elegant Blaine Trump think of all this?
And MaxThrax, put your anger to others who are really messing up the country and to those who really stink up dlist threads (you know who you are). Come on, man, comparing angel_i to David Duke?
Submitted by Pinkley_Taurus on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 5:26pm.
Excuse me but republicans read this site?
There's a change I can believe in!
Hi, there!
and a DC Republican, no less ;)
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
....."you may not therefore have duel citizenship"
Well shit, how the hell else are you supposed to get your jollies off in Kenya?
Smacks pattidan with shiniest leather glove and challenges said speshul internetz expurt to a duel!
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Gosh, K2, shut the fuck up and die.
Submitted by clairey claire on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 4:20pm.
Do people here know about the furore over Trump trying to open a golf course in Scotland? I think his plans have been blocked now but he basically was planning to force a small community out of their homes that they had lived in, some for generations, in order to build his latest dick swinging multimillion pound ego venture.
Actually, and unfortunately, the plan was not blocked. The golf course and surrounding infrastructure is being built as we speak. Two weeks ago Donald Fart's people went to court to try and close down a KENNEL nearby for NOISE POLLUTION in the area.
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Campaign politics for Obama. It's the only reason he's giving attention to this certificate issue right now.
Leave it to Trump to get him to dig it up and throw it out there. No one else was capable of pulling it off. LMAO.
I <3 MK
Lol almost spilled my drink laughing at: "whose hair was born on a lion's ass in Kenya"...!!! MK how on earth do you come up with such whacko phrases - the similes you use, the way your imgainative, creative mind works - truly you're SO witty...me likes :)
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 8:21pm.
K2 is a bigot. She tried to blame the Kardashian's rise to fame on "urban websites" and Black people.
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ARE you kidding?! Now there's some serious slander. You must be mistaking me for some one else - because a bigot, I am not. A bitch, yes. Bigot... NO.
So fuck off. And I couldnt tell you one thing about Kardashian ... I dont follow that reality bullshit. Bitch has a big ass - and that's all I can tell you about them.
Again .. fuck off.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 8:21pm.
K2 is a bigot. She tried to blame the Kardashian's rise to fame on "urban websites" and Black people.
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ARE you kidding?! Now there's some serious slander. You must be mistaking me for some one else - because a bigot, I am not. A bitch, yes. Bigot... NO.
So fuck off. And I couldnt tell you one thing about Kardashian ... I dont follow that reality bullshit. Bitch has a big ass - and that's all I can tell you about them.
Again .. fuck off.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 8:21pm.
K2 is a bigot. She tried to blame the Kardashian's rise to fame on "urban websites" and Black people.
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ARE you kidding?! Now there's some serious slander. You must be mistaking me for some one else - because a bigot, I am not. A bitch, yes. Bigot... NO.
So fuck off.
I'm so disappointed with how the mainstream media has handled this bullshit story. It's really shameful. Donald Trump should never be allowed to show his fat fugly face again.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
MaxThrax, I think I love you.
Additionally, burned doll hair and an album full of his morning shits have me laughing so hard my husband just asked me what I was reading.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 8:44pm.
I agree. I wouldn't dignify it with a response if I were in Obama's shoes. Of course, someone who acts like *I* do would never be elected President. :^D If he DIDN'T respond, imagine the uber-circus led by Ringmaster Donald. That guy never shuts his trap.
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I don't understand why the president even bothered showing this. It's not going to change a damn thing. The birthers are going to believe what they want to believe.
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nunya_bizness on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 8:21pm.
I say this as someone who went to college in the Midwest for 2 years and had to transfer because people kept trying to touch my hair and pet me
You too? WTF is up with people touching other people's hair as if somehow it isn't attached to your damned head? Not to mention I have a really sensitive and tender scalp and anyone that touches my hair is asking for trouble.
Everything Trump should be boycotted until he apologizes for his obscene slander and lying.
This is the teabagger/Republican strategy:
"If you can convince the lowest white man that he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket."
Lyndon B. Johnson
K2 is a bigot. She tried to blame the Kardashian's rise to fame on "urban websites" and Black people.
I have a feeling that she lives in a small town in the Midwest and has never really been exposed to diversity. I say this as someone who went to college in the Midwest for 2 years and had to transfer because people kept trying to touch my hair and pet me. The icing on the cake was a store clerk telling me that "they didn't carry products for my kind" when inquiring about shampoo.
The game show host...wins!