Open Post: Hosted By Geordie Shore
Jersey Shore, the syphilis outbreak that was made in America, has already spread to our neighbors in Canada and now it has jumped across the sea and infected the UK. Above is the intro to Georgie Shore which features a whorey crew of fine lads and lasses who will attempt to out slut, out orange, out wax, out booze, out silicone, out roid and out piss-in-the-hot-tub our American pride and joys!
Keep your eye (and other parts) on Gary! He's the douuchebag (they add an extra "u" in England) that's going around telling people his dick is the size of a remote control. And just like a remote control, I'm sure you have to manually point Gary's dick in the right direction because it's too stupid to find it on its own. And just like my remote control, I'd hit it several times until it worked for me.
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You should file a report, but he will probably call you a liar and deny it. And his wife will believe him.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
RR, I'm so sorry! What an upsetting experience. I am on board with everyone who is saying that you should file a report. You'll be doing his wife a favor.
*becomes fag hag @ Gay Men's convent*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
This has nothing to do with The Jersey Shore, but shit like this makes me want to rage: http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/item/anti-gay-crime-kills-eight...
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Roxy - you just can't help your sexy self, can you?!!!
All joking aside, that was sexual harrassement and damn right you socked his ass. How dare he?
You have every right to press charges or file a work complaint. Personally, I would ABSULTELY file a company report before his wife finds out and his lying ass reports you for being the company Gay who harasses innocent straight men.
His marriage has nothing to do with you and you have no responsibility towards him or his wife. Let them sort out that shit themselves.
Sorry this happened, I'd be shaking.
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Why can I not see Ritzy's post? Where is it?
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:13pm.
FILE the FUCKING REPORT! It will not be YOUR fault that this pervert gets in trouble, it's HIS FAULT.
And saying that "once you've lived in Asia, a little slap on the ass ain't nothing", is like saying, "once you've lived in Nazi Germany, a little gassing ain't nothing". Or maybe, "Once you've lived in sub-saharan Africa, a little female circumcisn ain't nothing".
Although I totally understand why you hit the guy, that may not be the best way to deal with this. But how can you "like" a guy that did that?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@ Snowy - question: were you born in the States?
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Sorry, but if it costs you $65 to fill up your car, you are driving the wrong car. Planet killer!
*runs away*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:13pm.
Okay, that is incredibly messed up. But you should definitely file a report. It's NOT your fault if his marriage breaks up. He is the one who freely chose to grab and kiss you. Plus the wife deserves to know what kind of creep she is married to.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:06pm.
I am so pissed at this "Admin Professional Day" BS, only two of my 6 bosses got me anything and the firm switched our lunch to Friday
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I got JACK SHIT! Except for an empty office. I'm all alone today. I guess that's a gift in itself.
Though the boss did come in for a hot minute and he said "OH! I thought today was something. Happy Ad. Prof. Day!"
BAH! Just leave so I can fuck off.
RR...omg. That is really fucked up. Idk. It's sweet that you are being so considerate for his family's sake...but damn it...that's not acceptable.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:17pm.
Roxie, it's really decent of you to be concerned about this guy's wife. Clearly he's not. However, what you described is pretty forceful and blatant, and if it was the first time he's tried something like that, which I doubt, it probably won't be the last. I agree that you should file a complaint.
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My thoughts exactly and said better than I could have.
Ritzy:
Report him. That is completely unacceptable. He wouldn't do that to a complete stranger so what makes it OK to do that to you, just cause you work together?
@snowpice
I just don't get it! I mean, he seems so hetero. Never once flirted with any of the guys in the office. *applies for gay man's convent*
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Roxie, it's really decent of you to be concerned about this guy's wife. Clearly he's not. However, what you described is pretty forceful and blatant, and if it was the first time he's tried something like that, which I doubt, it probably won't be the last. I agree that you should file a complaint.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Queenie - Geordie's are from a particular area, that's all. It's a geographical thing. There are nice Geordies - normal ones!
Chavs are low class, polyester tracksuit wearing, gold medallion sporting knackers with hair in pony tails and scrunchies and big hoop earrings. Usually on their third child by age 18.
Guys are all into rap and gangsta shit even though they are pasty white, often red-headed foolios who try to talk like Eminem.
See: Vicky Pollard.
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GTL: I hope you don't get them anything on bosses' day!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:12pm.
Fishy & Evil-
They make RHONJ look like choir girls. You can't keep up with the f-bomb bleeps. I felt like I was going to hell for watching it on Easter night.
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Hahaha!
At least these mob bitches have a reason to be angry, pissed and aggressive all the time, every man they know is in the slammer for God knows how long. Some have families who are pissed they are doing the show, some have been in witness protection. They do have some issues.
roxy! damn that's a fucked up situation!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Somehow they seem less noxious than their American counterparts.
*applause for GTL*
THANK YOU. I don't mean to sound like a cold-hearted bitch, but DAMN. I am not a garbage dump.
Dsmoke LUCKY!!! I wish someone gave me money! The firm gave us gym bags with the firm name on it....LOL
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Snowy: My bosses didn't give me anything. But the firm gave us a little present
Okay, bitches, I need your help on this one. First, a little back story. The very handsome(not that is matters, but whatever) guy at work is straight, has been married for years, has kids etc. So, a coworker and I were sorting clothes and things in a closet/room off the main hallway in the office. My co left to go to lunch, and a few minutes after she left this guy walked in and started chatting. Nothing odd, we have topical conversations all the time. Well, I kept on picking up clothes off the floor and sorting them as we were talking, and as I bent over he not only slapped my ass, he also groped my crack! I shot up and slapped him hard in the face, and instead of running away or saying i'msosorrysorrysorrysorryi'mjusthornyandyourasskindalookslikeachicksoops, he kissed me hard on the lips. WHATTHEFUCK, ASSHOLE! After that massive invasion of my personal space, I socked him in the eye, and kneed him in the groin. He ran out of the office, and hasn't been heard from since. Well, since 11:00 this morning. What the hell should I do? My supervisor thinks I just randomly punched him! I like this guy, he's actually nice, and I don't want to sue or anything(Once you've lived in Asia, a little slap on the ass ain't nothing), but what if his wife finds out he sexually harassed another guy? I don't want to be the reason his marriage falls apart. Damn my sweet ass! *doesn't mean that, apologizes to my luscious buns* My sup wants me to file a report, which would definitely get around the office and eventually back to his wife. What the fuck should I do? Arg, Friday can't come soon enough.
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Caca: "Dear Lord, remind me that my gift is not self-worship, but is the worship of others."
Lord: "...Where'd I put that 'Smite' button?
-nomeadooha
I got gas last night for $3.67/gal. Well, there had to be some upside to all these refineries, I guess.
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Fishy & Evil-
They make RHONJ look like choir girls. You can't keep up with the f-bomb bleeps. I felt like I was going to hell for watching it on Easter night.
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I can't deal with this commotion.
Slurp: I got beautiful flowers from the one who never lets me down and chocolates I won't eat from another one, the rest are studiously avoiding me today. *invites you to Friday's lunch*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
I DVR'd Mob Wives and I shamefully (not really) watched it. It's like the poor man's version of RHONJ even though you'd think RHONJ was a poor man's version of humanity.
The "Caroline" of the Group is a steriod tranny mess. And lawd, the accents. How anyone can find those accents attractive or feminine I don't know.
Same fights, tough attitudes and orange tan messes as the Shore - except it's all 40 year olds. (I'm being kind with that age estimate)
The whole show is a vile mess that caters to the lowest IQ and I'll be watching every episode.
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What's the difference between a "Geordie" and a "chav"?
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Anonymous101 : my condolences on your loss last night. The blackhawks played very well and your goalie is amazing.
Snowy
least you got SOMETHING the slave drivers here can't even read the calendar...oddly enough boss's day they're fully aware of...
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Shame, on me.
To need release.
Uncontrollably...
I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay
taking out my freak tonight.
I-I-I wanna show-o-o all the di-ir-irt
I got going through my mind
QueenieBK, I'm from SE PA too. Now I'm in Chicagoland, paying 4.29 a gallon in DuPage County, which is about 10 cents cheaper than highly taxed "Crook" County. Raised in Chester Co., but lived in Philly for 13 yrs. Where are you?
P.S. The stress will not disappear after you've had the smoke and drink. I smoked for over 30 years, and have been tobacco-free a year and a half. If I can do it, anybody can. ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Gas is $4.03 here for premium...$3.79 for regular. $65.00 for a fill up. Insane.
I can't with Mob Wives. Just no.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:06pm.
I am so pissed at this "Admin Professional Day" BS, only two of my 6 bosses got me anything and the firm switched our lunch to Friday
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That sucks, snowpiece! I got $50, and I'm going shopping on my lunch hour which is in 5 minutes. At least you get a lunch.
I need to catch up on Mob Wives, I saw the first epi!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
america should be proud that we were able to to export jersey to geordie...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Snowy:
This one kinda funny Polish professor gave me a nice box of chocolates, but that's it. We don't even get lunch! Bah!!!!
Last night I had the HOTTEST dream with me and Rob, OMG, I never wanted to wake up,,,,,,,
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:59pm.
Is anyone watching Mob Wives? O M G, what a mess.
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Sadly, yes, I had no intention of it, but caught back to back episodes the other day when I couldn't find anything else to watch. Now I am hooked.
A mess is right!
I am so pissed at this "Admin Professional Day" BS, only two of my 6 bosses got me anything and the firm switched our lunch to Friday
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
My coworkers suck. They love holding work until it's late or about to be late in 2-3 days, then it magically winds up in my queue and I get red marks for actually resolving the issue instead of playing hot potato with it. /end OP rant
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:03pm.
Cupcake
People from the NE of England (esp. from Newcastle) are known as Geordies and their accents are much loved (even though I think they are hideous.)
Cheryl Cole is from there.
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Thanks IF.
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:59pm.
Is anyone watching Mob Wives? O M G, what a mess.
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It looks a little too loud for my taste. Is it any good?
Michigan, Queenie. My car takes premium but still, it's insane. And not Premium Plus - just premium! Plus is $4.50
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@INC
PREACH IT sistah! I just got a call from the ex that his gfather died and his brother's going through a messy divorce...while he gets my sympathies he gave up mourning/coddling/releasing/complaining privileges when he broke mah heart. guess his whores don't stick around for conversation...FOK U for trying to weasel back in!
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Shame, on me.
To need release.
Uncontrollably...
I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay
taking out my freak tonight.
I-I-I wanna show-o-o all the di-ir-irt
I got going through my mind
Here's a question. What is causing being trashy to be the new black around the western world? Is it the global recession? Is it a relaxing of parental and educational standards? WHAT?
For chrissakes!
P.S. Congrats to the Flyers! Sorry Blackhawks, you mounted an admirable comeback vs Vancouver, down 3-0, and played a hell of a 7th game.
For tonight, GO PENS! (until you face the Flyers....)!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Holly is already my favorite. I really hope that refined lady got a Royal wedding invite :P
@ IrishFury, here in Chicago, that's considered a bargain these days ;)
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
Too lazy to look, but why is it called "Geordie"? I saw that afterbirth called Snog, Marry, & Avoid, and just assumed their version of Guidos were a harsh orange tan, 60's style makeup, and cockney..
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