Open Post: Hosted By Geordie Shore
Jersey Shore, the syphilis outbreak that was made in America, has already spread to our neighbors in Canada and now it has jumped across the sea and infected the UK. Above is the intro to Georgie Shore which features a whorey crew of fine lads and lasses who will attempt to out slut, out orange, out wax, out booze, out silicone, out roid and out piss-in-the-hot-tub our American pride and joys!
Keep your eye (and other parts) on Gary! He's the douuchebag (they add an extra "u" in England) that's going around telling people his dick is the size of a remote control. And just like a remote control, I'm sure you have to manually point Gary's dick in the right direction because it's too stupid to find it on its own. And just like my remote control, I'd hit it several times until it worked for me.
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This is nothing compared to Roxie's story, but since we're on the topic of creeptastic co-workers, let me take you back to when I was a 17-year-old uncreative girl working at Starbucks. I was steaming milk for a latte and got some splattered on my chest. My 40-year-old boss's reaction? "That's what you looked like in my dream last night." AWESOME.
BSF - BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
I couldn't have contained myself.
I've never done a boss. Only co-workers (when I was a single ho) and man.....it can make for some REAL tention in the office/dealership/restaurant/whatever.
roxy - wuz u uh wearin provactive clothing? I KID!
that's an extremely awkward situation indeed. I know I'd report the guy... now if a woman did that to me, THAT'S A DIFFERENT SITUATION ESPECIALLY IF SHE WAS HOT OK.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
What's going on here? Who got groped? I'm in a punchy mood today; I'll punch someone if need be!
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"Tsuru-maru, a blind man, the innocent victim of the war that rages all round him; he's lost the last protection he had -a picture of the Buddha- and now stands alone, in the midst of ruins, at the edge of the abyss." -Akira Kurosawa's "Ran" 1985
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:13pm
No offence but his actions are what is going to cause the downfall of his marriage. Not you.
You have every right to report this and should. Why let this guy get away with it?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:01pm.
@SugarFreeRedBull: You MUST TELL ME where you got that AVATAR!
I'm obsessed.
I want a bigger picture, I need a close up, I want to know his name, I want to know how much he charges and if old, raggedy women totally repulse him. *LOL*
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One minute you're crying on their shoulders, the next minute you're using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away.- The Brilliant MichaelK- 3/10/11
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:36pm.
I'M FEHH I'M FLEHTEE AND SDLKJ:F:SDJF:WEVJP#FIOPJVLKJW
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I LOVE YOU!!!! I was trying to figure out how those exact words would be written out phonetically and I can't figure out the third thing she said. But I think FLIRTY is more like fleur-'eeee
BOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! $3-4 a gallon PFFFFFFT!
COSTS ME $132 TO FILL MY CAR. $8.44 A US GALLON.
*took a lot of googling in conversion*
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:41pm.
Wem dlisters need to save the soap opera genre by writing a few scripts about our workplace misadventures. I was once propositioned by my boss while he was wearing nothing but a speedo and muscle shirt.
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Hahahahahaha! Were you able to keep a straight face?
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:32pm.
I am fighting the urge to start playing Bejeweled Blitz
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Girl, you better not since you are slammed at work and have to keep the kid with you on Friday and miss work for the parent-teacher conference! Did you end up taking work home with you last night?
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Yep, taking it home last night made it quick to send off completed this morning. I've met all my deadlines for today. I could get started on what I have planned for tomorrow, and I probably will here soon, after lunch. But I'm bored!
Wem dlisters need to save the soap opera genre by writing a few scripts about our workplace misadventures. I was once propositioned by my boss while he was wearing nothing but a speedo and muscle shirt. I worked in broadcasting at the time and it was about 11:30 at night and I was still at it (as I was an ambitious producer straight outta college). Home boy busted into the control room in that get up and I nearly stroked out trying not to laugh. He claimed he'd been at the hotel next door swimming. Ummmm yeeeaaahhh... I blew him off, he left, we never spoke of it. Later it came out he was also smoking crack. Lovely.
Another time I also witnessed a manager get into an argument with one his employees that spilled into the hall where he threw '$300 for an abortion' at her.
Good times...
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Fucking Classy...ita. I was referring to RR saying the guy who groped him was straight or whatever verbage he used.
AND RR...you need to file the report in case he files assault charges.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Roxie:
He sounds like a real dick!
Old time hockey! Eddie Shore!
Punching someone in reaction to getting groped, protecting yourself, is not a firable offense.
roxy: you are too nice, you have to cover your own ass (pun intended) in these situations!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:22pm.
Roxy - you just can't help your sexy self, can you?!!!
All joking aside, that was sexual harrassement and damn right you socked his ass. How dare he?
You have every right to press charges or file a work complaint. Personally, I would ABSULTELY file a company report before his wife finds out and his lying ass reports you for being the company Gay who harasses innocent straight men.
His marriage has nothing to do with you and you have no responsibility towards him or his wife. Let them sort out that shit themselves.
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See, that's the thing. He's nearly the ONLY straight in the office. Gay men are everywhere in my office, and homophobes are fired pretty much the second they say anything inflammatory. And I'm good friends with his wife, who works here too!
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Caca: "Dear Lord, remind me that my gift is not self-worship, but is the worship of others."
Lord: "...Where'd I put that 'Smite' button?
-nomeadooha
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:32pm.
I am fighting the urge to start playing Bejeweled Blitz
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Girl, you better not since you are slammed at work and have to keep the kid with you on Friday and miss work for the parent-teacher conference! Did you end up taking work home with you last night?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:35pm.
Several girls also get sexually aroused by seeing other women naked, and that doesn't make them necessarily gay (DAMMIT!)
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HAHA! Amen to THAT!
It costs me $50 to fill up. That lasts me *
almost 2 weeks.
But I go from home, drop of kid 1, from there drop off kid 2, go to work. On way home I p/u kid 2 and depending on the day drive to baseball, then back home, or like yesterday, p/u kid 2 to go to dentist, then back to school for kid 2 and back to work for me, turn around and get him again and head home.
Today I'll have to go p/u kid 2, go to kid 1's school for a conference, then head home with BH following in tow.
@Ritzy - my darling handsome - file the report. He thought he could take advantage of you and the situation.
You shouldn't have to pay for his indiscretion - and you hit him b/c at the moment, you didn't know if you were going to be attacked, or w/e. *hugs*
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
Holy shit roxie!!! Nice of you to want to cover his ass after he groped yours. That's a difficult call...maybe you could just say that he hit you first or something?? Gah, wtf. As a woman, there's been some sexual harassment at every job I've had but nobody ever just physically violated me like that, damn.
And snowy, my bosses ain't said SHIT about Admin day. Cheap chintzey ass bastards.
I'M FEHH I'M FLEHTEE AND SDLKJ:F:SDJF:WEVJP#FIOPJVLKJW
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Roxie- you don't want it to come back and bite you in the ass with him going to HR or someone saying you attacked him for no reason.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:25pm.
Years & years & years ago I knew someone who worked in an adult store that had 'stalls' in the back & it was unbelievable the number of "hetero" men that were customers there.
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I'd like to think of sexuality in a more fluid way. Several girls also get sexually aroused by seeing other women naked, and that doesn't make them necessarily gay (DAMMIT!)
I think it's mainly just fantasy and curiosity, and those people wouldn't necessarily want to engage in same-sex fuckey times.
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"I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence."
-- Doug McLeod
Roxy - this happened at work right?
Say in the future something else happens FAR MORE worse than a smack on the ass and you report it. If THIS episode comes up and they ask why you didn't report it then, you may not have ground to stand on.
Zero tolerance Roxy. Even for longtime coworkers.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:26pm.
@QueenieBK, OMG! I grew up in Malvern! We moved after sophmore year to Exton, where I was disgusted to attend Downingtown Sr. High.
Small world! My mom and one sister still live in West Chester.
When we were kids, we'd go on day trips to Reading to go to The Pagoda. Is it trashed now?
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No, the city has kept it cleaned up - new LED lights installed a few years ago.
I graduated from WCU BTW. I have only one degree though - in English. LOL
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
A Toyota Corolla, thankyouverymuch! :)
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Roxie:
If you don't report him, won't you feel uncomfortable when you see him at work, and what if you find yourself alone with him again?
@Ritzyroxie
You gotta get on the record with your story and fast. Got any lawyer friends? Play your cards right and you could get PAID! lol That was the latent golddigger in me talking but really, protect yourself by reporting this and lawyering up!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Jana: yeah, I responded to you in the birther thread. I have both Brit and American citizenship.
*prepares tea and crumpets for thread*
*puts on WILLIAM+KATE tshirt*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Rubs Stoney's puffy chest.
But I get the impression you are only driving yourself around? I'm taking 5 of us around.
Oh God, now I'm over-populating the world too.
SAVE TIBET!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:27pm.
Well MY car costs $30 to fill up and I get 40 miles to the gallon.
what kind of car is that?
I am fighting the urge to start playing Bejeweled Blitz
Stoney...Come back here! Lol.
All I have to say is oh fucking well & so what imma not 'green' & never intend to be. :p
P.S. I don't recycle either.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
@snowpiece
Kind of. He's head the marketing department, so he's technically higher up than me, but we work for different people.
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Caca: "Dear Lord, remind me that my gift is not self-worship, but is the worship of others."
Lord: "...Where'd I put that 'Smite' button?
-nomeadooha
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:27pm.
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Roxy, that's fucked up but I think you should still report him. One, things could get ugly for you. And two, I know it's sweet of you to want to protect his wife, but if I were her, I WOULD WANT TO KNOW. Good luck. Ugh, can't stand office douchebags.
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-- Doug McLeod
y ritzyroxie
sorry about that but you really need to report him, chances are his wife wont find out, and if you do not report him he will just (as someone else said) do it again, he obviously has issues to deal with
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
I bet the gay men's convent would have the best bingo game in town.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:24pm.
*fedex's M.E. a rose*
Jana, yes, I was! ARE YOU GOING TO ASK TO SEE MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE!?!?!?! LOL;p
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LOL, no but do go see that post I came across your comment...you may perhaps apply for a Britsh passport if, from my understanding, your parents are British Depending on both countries bilateral agreement.
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 1:21pm.
"But how can you "like" a guy that did that?"
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I don't like him romantically, I just think he's a nice person. He's never done anything like this in the office before, and always treats everyone with courtesy and respect. I think I'll have to report him, even if his wife (who I'm good friends with, I forgot to add) finds out. And about the Asia comment, I was half joking. It still pisses me the hell off whenever it happens to me or anyone else.
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Caca: "Dear Lord, remind me that my gift is not self-worship, but is the worship of others."
Lord: "...Where'd I put that 'Smite' button?
-nomeadooha
Well MY car costs $30 to fill up and I get 40 miles to the gallon.
*puffs out chest all self-righteously*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@QueenieBK, OMG! I grew up in Malvern! We moved after sophmore year to Exton, where I was disgusted to attend Downingtown Sr. High.
Small world! My mom and one sister still live in West Chester.
When we were kids, we'd go on day trips to Reading to go to The Pagoda. Is it trashed now?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by im_not_creative on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:54pm.
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LMFAO @ "Emotional Tampon" Classic! Shakespeare you are!
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
roxy: is Mr. DL your superior?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Stoney, my car costs $90 right now, to fill up.
*waiting for Stoney to cast the first Stoney*
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Dark-sided!
Years & years & years ago I knew someone who worked in an adult store that had 'stalls' in the back & it was unbelievable the number of "hetero" men that were customers there.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
*fedex's M.E. a rose*
Jana, yes, I was! ARE YOU GOING TO ASK TO SEE MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE!?!?!?! LOL;p
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
I love Holly!
Gas here ranges from $4.19 - $4.32 for the cheap shit.
*steals gas from neighbor's suburban*