Jersey Shore, the syphilis outbreak that was made in America, has already spread to our neighbors in Canada and now it has jumped across the sea and infected the UK. Above is the intro to Georgie Shore which features a whorey crew of fine lads and lasses who will attempt to out slut, out orange, out wax, out booze, out silicone, out roid and out piss-in-the-hot-tub our American pride and joys!
Keep your eye (and other parts) on Gary! He’s the douuchebag (they add an extra “u” in England) that’s going around telling people his dick is the size of a remote control. And just like a remote control, I’m sure you have to manually point Gary’s dick in the right direction because it’s too stupid to find it on its own. And just like my remote control, I’d hit it several times until it worked for me.