"I Can See An Emmy From My House!"
Here's Julianne Moore all dressed up in Sarah Palin drag for HBO's Game Change, which started shooting today. Game Change is all about John McCain's 2008 run for president from when he plucked Sarah Palin out of a bear rug's mouth to when he lost against Obama. Ed Harris is playing McCain, Woody Harrelson is playing McCain's senior campaign advisor and Melissa Farman is playing Bristol.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only thing I care about is who is playing my favorite pill-popping Republican ice queen goddess Cindy McCain?! I swear, if they screw up that casting... They better have cast a magnificent stone cold beauty with sparkling sapphire eyes like that of the silver-plated dolphin bracelet my third grade teacher always wore. You don't know how many times my third grade teacher said, "Oh, my great aunt left it to me when she passed." Ho, was your great aunt named Claire's, because you know that's where it came from!
Come to think of it, my third grade teacher's dolphin bracelet should play Cindy McCain! Or Sandra Lee. One of those.