Afternoon Crumbs

April 26, 2011 / Posted by:

Fishsticks Paltrow’s first order of business as Coach’s new ambassador will be to change the name of their brand to “First Class” – Just Jared

A freezer burn free Prince Hot Ginge has returned from the North Pole! – Lainey Gossip

The satanic producers of Teen Mom present to you: Teen Divorce! – The Superficial

Don’t you remember in high school when your singing gay boyfriend serenaded you with a British pop song on the quad steps? – Towleroad

The Mrs. White of pop dressed like a B cast Dance TV dancer from Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Hollywood Tuna

Perfection = Angelyne (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

What Xtina really meant is: “I took in shots of tequila a little too much.” – Celebitchy

Before the famedrugsdoucheinjectionbotoxetc – The Berry

What in the upside down sequined waffle cone hell is Emma Stone wearing? – Popoholic

Michelle Williams looking like Snow Miser and Mia Farrow’s baby in Interview Magazine Popsugar

Battle of the chins – Necole Bitchie

Rachel Bilson is still in a bikini – Hollywood Rag

Julia Roberts’ sister or Bethasaurus from The Real World: L.A.? – ICYDK

Speaking of The Real World, here’s Jamie Chung in Esquire – Moe Jackson

Just. No. – Cityrag

Just. YES!. – I’m Not Obsessed

Rest in peace, Poly StyreneThe Daily What

Rest in peace, Phoebe SnowThe L.A. Times

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