Last month, Gilbert Gottfried became Gilbert Gotfired when Aflac surgically removed his vocal cords from their duck after he made a bunch of jokes on Twitter about the tsunami in Japan. Aflac held a nationwide search and chose Minnesota radio sales manager Dan McKeague out of 12,000 voices. Above is Dan’s first commercial. Which end of the Aflac duck is Dan voicing exactly, because that sort of sounds like a fart from a butt with laryngitis? Come to think of it, that’s what Gilbert sounded like too. Success?