The World Almost Lost Katie Price Yesterday

April 25, 2011 / Posted by:

Katie Price is in Argentina visiting the family of her baby-faced boy toy Leandro Penna and the two nearly floated off to the great big reality show in the sky when their Jeep crashed into two runaway horses. The horses died instantly after they smashed through the Jeep’s windshield (R.I.P. horsies). Those horses’ last image was of a woman who exclusively wears bleached horse manes on her head. A cruel place: the world is.

The paramedics arrived and treated Katie for cuts on her hands and whiplash. Leandro also jacked up his neck like he had just followed Willow Smith’s lead a little too literally. The Mirror says that three other passengers in the car, most likely cameramen, walked away uninjured.

A source says that the horses leaped over a fence and jumped in front of the Jeep. Leandro hit the brake hard but it was too late. The source went on to say that if it wasn’t for seat belts and Katie’s dual chest bags, she would’ve been killed too. But when Katie spoke to The Mirror, she was more concerned about the horses, “It was absolutely terrifying. It all happened in a flash and I have absolutely no idea how I wasn’t badly injured. I feel so lucky, but more than anything I’m just distraught about the horses. It was so upsetting.”

The cameras were not rolling at the time and Katie’s motto is if it doesn’t happen on TV, it didn’t happen at all. So her reality show’s producers have hired actors to dress up in stallion costumes and they will re-enact the whole thing. The shit show must go on!

Meanwhile, this world’s angel Harvey Price was safe and sound in the UK with Peter Andre. You can unclench your soul and exhale now.

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