It really doesn’t matter that a cloud with ¿Que? Cat in it is forming above your head after reading the name “Sarah Shahi” (SPOILER ALERT: She was Carmen on The L Word and is now on USA’s Fairly Legal), because everything you need to know about her is in this post.
You’ve already learned what the underside of her mouth tongue looks like, and now you’re about to learn that the rage you felt against Parasite Hilton back when she was semi-relevant has successfully been transferred to Sarah’s finger tips. Somebody has to keep the Wonky hate going and Sarah is definitely the one for that job. Our new anti-Wonky heroine Tweeted this the other day after Parasite nearly transformed Sarah’s car into the same state as her own vagina: busted and beyond repair.
Paris Hilton- worst driver ever. Almost hit me, then ran a stop sign.what if there was a kid around that corner, you dumb bitch
Paris Hilton- horrible excuse for a human being
What an irresponsible person… What a lame existence…
I wouldn’t be as pissed if I wasn’t a mom
“One more thing blonde piece of shit- you’re not an elitist just because you have money. You should apologize… To humanity.” nowi’mdone.
Yeah, what she said!
via E! Online