Monday, April 25th 2011

Sarah Shahi Is The Voice Of The People

It really doesn't matter that a cloud with ¿Que? Cat in it is forming above your head after reading the name "Sarah Shahi" (SPOILER ALERT: She was Carmen on The L Word and is now on USA's Fairly Legal), because everything you need to know about her is in this post.

You've already learned what the underside of her mouth tongue looks like, and now you're about to learn that the rage you felt against Parasite Hilton back when she was semi-relevant has successfully been transferred to Sarah's finger tips. Somebody has to keep the Wonky hate going and Sarah is definitely the one for that job. Our new anti-Wonky heroine Tweeted this the other day after Parasite nearly transformed Sarah's car into the same state as her own vagina: busted and beyond repair.

Paris Hilton- worst driver ever. Almost hit me, then ran a stop sign.what if there was a kid around that corner, you dumb bitch

Paris Hilton- horrible excuse for a human being

What an irresponsible person... What a lame existence...

I wouldn't be as pissed if I wasn't a mom

"One more thing blonde piece of shit- you're not an elitist just because you have money. You should apologize... To humanity." nowi'mdone.

Yeah, what she said!

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:31am.
Shahi kills me. She's Arab AND Latina and you just don't mess with that shit. She'll cut you, if not with a knife then with her WORDS. That moron Wonky doesn't stand a chance against Sarah.

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What exactly do you mean?

That Arabs and Latinos are unstable, overly emotional people that will flip out and pull out weapons at the drop of a hat?

I actually have no problem with your comment, I'm just playing Devil's Advocate because of the pathetic PC society we live in in which we must pretend all people of all ethnicities and religions are the same, lest we say what we feel and become pariahs.

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Shahi kills me. She's Arab AND Latina and you just don't mess with that shit. She'll cut you, if not with a knife then with her WORDS. That moron Wonky doesn't stand a chance against Sarah.

Hilton is the epitome of self-involved, no class Beverly Hills trash.

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Well turns out this sad lady is a liar! Paris wasn't even driving that day she spent the day relaxing with cy so either the girl was extremely bored or it was some girl who semi looked liked paris and so she wanted some press! lol i never knew who she was either or whatever her show is! boring!

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Goddess.

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She will always be Detective Dani Reese from "Life" for me. Playing second-fiddle to Damian Lewis aka: Hot Ginge of My Life. I give her a pass on the 'I'm a mom' thing despite being childless. Maybe her kiddo was in the car or some suchness.
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Hot slut of the year forsure.

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This whore for PREZZYDENT!

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Whoever she is, this is all I need to love her!

What a charming, well spoken young lady.
I think we could use a few more posts about her.
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Awesome!

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elmo533's picture

Fairly Legal is a good show.

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Whatever's picture

I think her rant speaks for about 99% of the population.

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I love this chick - no joke!
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Go SS!! Go SS!! *does the cabbage patch jig*

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And your so much better with your trash talk.

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Have no idea who she is but I like her already!

WINNING! (what? too soon?) ;)
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Posted twice

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

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This woman is undiluted awesome, even-though I have no clue who the fuck she is

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For your health.

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 10:30am.
Can we all just who-ride over to Paris Hilton's house and just beat her ass already?? It's been a long time coming. Somebody rent some buses...and charter a few planes. Street justice!

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Can we use weapons? I wanted to bring my grandfather's chainsaw.

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idk who this bitch is but she should've been HSOTD for calling out Wonky for what she truly is.

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So it's love at first sight and shit for me.

I went to find the appropriate Dr. Hook song for my lovely maiden here and I discovered something I never noticed before:

"When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You know it's hard
(It's hard, you know it gets so hard)"

Yeah. I'ma leave it:)

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Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:40am.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:26am.

Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:20am.
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You NEVER go ass to mouth. EVER!

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OK. You can come out of the corner, but I'm not peeing on you, no matter how much you beg for it.
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I don't want to be peed ON. But if you can aim between my legs and not hit me, we're cool.

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Cue some kind of half -assed apology in the next day or two. I don't pat any of these rebels on the back until a month or so has passed because they usually take their words back soon enough.
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This chick is reminding me of a glammed up version of Paz. Idky.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

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Stoney...I just read that on US! Did you read what EC said during his toast or was it the the cake cutting?! Omg. *waits impatiently with Stoney*

"not so fast tom ryan..."

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she is hot!

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:26am.

Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:20am.
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You NEVER go ass to mouth. EVER!

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OK. You can come out of the corner, but I'm not peeing on you, no matter how much you beg for it.

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Fishsticks, because they got married and LeAnn had the exact same wedding as Brandi and there were other major creep factors PLUS a ridiculous tweet on her part.

*waits patiently. NOT.*

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I bet someone could get a few minutes of fame by slapping the freckles off of Hohan on camera.

*hint hint*

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:26am.

yes

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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:23am.
my avie up thar is raven riley.
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Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:20am.
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You NEVER go ass to mouth. EVER!

ITA with everything Cupcake said.
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Submitted by vegaschick on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 10:58am.
@sinjin: ooooh, you're my evil twin LOL!

I've decided the next time that happends I'm going to take my cuntiness to a whole other level by saying "Oh, hopefully she'll grow into that nose" any time someone forces pictures on me.
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:20am.
my avie up thar is raven riley.

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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:18am.

Wow. That L-Word show has the worst opening credits ever!

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A sentiment echoed by every fan of the show EVER. Fuck you Betty. Just, fuck you! They show up in the show like 3 times as well.

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I have the same exact shirt. Except I don't wear mine with the Holy Rosary.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:15am.

Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:01am.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 10:47am.

Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 10:45am.
Although, there is this pretty disgusting scene of Sarah and Mia on the toilet that I could've gone my entire life without seeing.
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Poop or pee?

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Pee. They are both in the shower and Mia gets out to pee. Sarah follows and straddles her, pees in between her legs and then starts finger-fucking her. *gag*
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Um, that sounds kind of hot.

*puts on whore hat and sits in corner*

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I can get down with a lot of kink, but water sports is not one of them. You have to stay in the corner for at least 15 min. 30 if you'll do ass to mouth.

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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:18am.
Wow. That L-Word show has the worst opening credits ever!
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Are you provy on the forum? This lady's picture reminded me of your avatar.

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Wow. That L-Word show has the worst opening credits ever!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:07am.

Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:01am.
then starts finger-fucking her.
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*adds to Netflix que*

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On the upside I don't think the episodes are censored at all (yay boobies!) but S1 and S6 are not available for instant streaming.

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:08am.
*passes out and dies waiting for the LeAnn post*
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Why are you so anxious? I'd like a truly infuriating Goopy post today. Over the weekend, we were daydreaming about what it would be like if she had been invited to The Wedding....sigh....

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Stoney - what post about LeAnn?

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Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:01am.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 10:47am.

Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 10:45am.
Although, there is this pretty disgusting scene of Sarah and Mia on the toilet that I could've gone my entire life without seeing.
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Poop or pee?

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Pee. They are both in the shower and Mia gets out to pee. Sarah follows and straddles her, pees in between her legs and then starts finger-fucking her. *gag*
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Um, that sounds kind of hot.

*puts on whore hat and sits in corner*

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Here it is. It's the opening scene.:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F8dGNDJ3cw

I can't totally hate on this episode, though, as I think it's also the one where Dana buys a strap-on.

Edited b/c I found the clip in English. The "good" shit starts at 1 min in after the "previously" crap.

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Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:01am.
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Pee. They are both in the shower and Mia gets out to pee. Sarah follows and straddles her, pees in between her legs and then starts finger-fucking her. *gag*

Why would anyone get out of the shower to pee? There's a floor drain right there. *shrugs
shoulders*

And they probably got the floor all wet, which is annoying.

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Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:01am.

God I HATED the Jenny character. I wanted her dead in the 2nd season.

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