Lindsay Lohan Thinks Danette Meyers Is Out To Get Her Ass
Like most good hostesses do with their frequent house guests, Lynwood jail keeps a rubber pillow case (it makes scrubbing out the seven-layer fake tan skid marks an easier job), a pair of orange leggings and a copy of "Gandhi for Dummies" on hand just for Lindsay Lohan since she checks in about every other week. But delusion continues to be LiLo's drug of choice, because she's crying to her friends that she must be made out of wood since prosecutor Danette Meyers is on a witch hunt to destroy her. I've always said that you can't trust an L.A. county prosecutor who is a silver kitchen ass wig away from looking just like Madea!
A source close to LiLo (aka White Oprah calling up TMZ and saying she's a source close to LiLo) tells TMZ that she believes Danette Meyers is wrongfully going hard at her, because of a little something called the L.A. County District Attorney spot. Apparently, Danette is running for D.A. and the throbbing mound of delusion in LiLo's head has produced the idea that Danette is using her to help her campaign. (That must be it! LiLo being the grand ambassador of FUCK-UP has nothing to do with her own actions!)
But TMZ adds that LiLo really ain't shit to Danette for various reasons. First of all, when the judge lowered the felony grand theft charge to a misdemeanor, Danette asked to be removed from the case (her request was denied), because she figured it would be transferred to the City Attorney. Second of all, Danette has hundreds of major cases on her resume, so LiLo's little misdemeanor is small potatoes to her.
If this is a witch hunt, when are we going to get to the part where Danette pulls a splintery stake out of Michael Lohan's ass and ties LiLo to it? We've all got boxes of clearance bin PEEPS just waiting for a wood fire to roast on.
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When did doing your job start being considered "out to get someone". If the dumb little bitch would quit being a criminal she wouldn't be having problems with the prosecutors office. Dumb & crazy is such a bad combo.
Submitted by Inflatuated on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 9:50pm.
Hmmmm, you may be right. But that's an odd dig for a judge to make--not professional or something. I just think it's great she called Linds on it.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 5:12pm.
Hi Rusty! I think the judge's reference to "I am" before the F U translates as follows:
I am f*cked up!!!!!!
I totally agree your Honor, totally agree.
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"[Judge] Sautner indicated Lohan disrespected her previous judges, noting the actress 'thumbs her nose at the court.'
Sautner noted the expletive on Lohan's fingernail last July caught by a courtroom camera.
'She walks into court with "F U" on her fingernails,' the judge said. 'I don't know what that means unless it has "I am" before it.' " (LA Times)
(I don't get the "I am" comment...)
She's got the lips of a duck and that's enough proof for me:
She's a witch!! Burn her!!
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 2:51pm.
UPDATE: According to Gawker, part of her punishment for parole violation is that she will be doing basic janitorial work at the LA County Morgue.
Yes!! Starting next week. So the judge is not freezing her service while her appeal drags on.
Hope she finds time to fit in the Gotti, Taylor, Star Wars, and Bernie's filming.
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Why do they even bother to report what blohan and her crypt keeper mother have to say? Same shit different day.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 2:51pm.
UPDATE: According to Gawker, part of her punishment for parole violation is that she will be doing basic janitorial work at the LA County Morgue. And doing time at a women's homeless shelter.
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Hope she doesn't assault those women the way she did that lady at rehab.
UPDATE: According to Gawker, part of her punishment for parole violation is that she will be doing basic janitorial work at the LA County Morgue. And doing time at a women's homeless shelter.
Hmmph.
In the dictionary under 'no nonsense prosecutor' that lady is the one for the picture.
poor widdle Windsey..that mean old Prosceutor is nothing but a big meany-weany! Glad to see the HOhan drug called delusion which she takes in abundance on a regular basis is still working...of course, this has absolutely nothing with that Hohan trainwreck violating probation 10 zillion times, beating up rehab workers, drinking and drugging while being tested, tampering with her ankle bracelet, and stealing a necklace...that Danette is a real meany huh....damn, just for that this bitch should be tossed in the slammer and swallow the damn key this time (cause that crackhead thief Hohan will surely find it!)
If this is a witch hunt, can we burn Lindsay at the stake?
Everyone's entitled to bail during an appeal, except in truly horrendous or dangerous cases or when there's a real flight risk. Some folks sit in stir cuz they can't afford to post a bond or the bail amount is just too high. Or maybe they don't appeal or no one is willing to file an appeal for them.
I guess that Linds's lawyer told her she wouldn't be going to jail for the probation violation, so no one lined up bail beforehand. Hence the 5 hrs till they posted bail.
Re Undinespragg's point at 10:28 a.m., the person on probation has already been found guilty (or pleaded guilty) to a prior crime. The judge is only enforcing the terms of the person's sentence.
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LiLo posted bail cause her lawyer is appealing the sentence and on misdemeanors they have to let you post bail. But I'm with you Lindsey! How DARE that bitch uphold the law!
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"silver kitchen ass wig" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
A whole new level of deluded has been reached by this whacadoo and her deeply disturbed mother.
Submitted by Vermithrax on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 12:51pm.
Wait, didn't she just end up doing like 5 piddly hours of her 120 days? I can't keep up with this trick.
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It took 5 hours to post her bail. Which, I'm still confused on how the fuck she's bailing out of a sentence.
Wait, didn't she just end up doing like 5 piddly hours of her 120 days? I can't keep up with this trick.
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@oh dave: There is a sub-genre of lawyer jokes that play on the pleading in the alternative. Something like this (accused of sodomizing parrot).
1) I don't have a parrot.
2) My parrot has never left the cage.
3) If my parrot did leave the cage, I only stroked its feathers.
4) My parrot claimed it was over 18 and seduced me.
My mama'je works for the DA's office but she never tells me jack shit about cases like Hohan :(
Either way, ME, I believe you are correct...how she managed to get bail after violating probation is beyond me. There are kids at the hall that are for at least a week or more if they violate their probation and you sit there until your next court date..
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then again, this bitch has a rap sheet longer that Paris Hilton's nose so I can't keep track of this bitch.
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WAH, WAH, WAH, you ignorant, waste of oxygen, sticky finger skank just STFU and do the jail time or better yet just OD so the world will be rid of you.
Don't our cities and communities have enough problems without this dumb bitch "serving" us all?
That said, I would get a good laugh seeing her in an orange vest picking up thrown away pocket pussies from the side of the freeway.
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Sheeit. Crybaby. Love that pic!
Can we get a whole bunch of pictures with LiLo crying all up in the same post sometime? Those really make my day:)
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This has to be like her 8th or 9th probation violation....testing dirty,not signing up for DUI classes, not finishing the classes on time, missing court etc. Speaking from experience of not finishing DUI classes on time I got multiple extensions from the judge and no jail time/violations ( I did a long distant move that messed it up). Judges just want you to complete your program and be done...you have to work REALLY hard to earn the kind of probation violation jail time that she has.
The black kid really did do it! It was totally a SETUP!! No...REALLY!!
Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:33am.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 10:55am.
420 Hours of community service? That is 52 8 hour days.
No way this bitch will do that.
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I cosign this. No way will she do the service. I wonder how long she has to complete it. If she skips out she will probably get away with it, though.
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Yes, you are given a time frame in which to complete the community service. If you cannot show proof of completion to the Jail / Courts by that given date, your ass is in violation of a court order and here in CA means immediate jail.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:37am.
Lohan is innocent!!! Why don't they search for the REAL killers!!
Clearly, this is an egregious case of discrimination against cokehead overtanned gingers.
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Lohan is innocent!!! Why don't they search for the REAL killers!!
Submitted by Joeb on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:29am.
Miss Lohan is the victim of the fascist criminal justice system. If they would of spent one less day investigating the Ronnie Chasen murder than they've spent persecuting Lindsay then maybe they could of found a culprit other than a dead cyclist.
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Don't forget, they still haven't found the bed intruder.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 10:55am.
420 Hours of community service? That is 52 8 hour days.
No way this bitch will do that.
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I cosign this. No way will she do the service. I wonder how long she has to complete it. If she skips out she will probably get away with it, though.
Miss Lohan is the victim of the fascist criminal justice system. If they would of spent one less day investigating the Ronnie Chasen murder than they've spent persecuting Lindsay then maybe they could of found a culprit other than a dead cyclist.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 11:09am.
Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 9:51am.
I still don't get how you they can claim someone violated their parole if they weren't convicted of anything. I would think you would have to wait to rule on the parole violation until it's decided whether they broke the law in the first place. Not that I am a fan of Hohan, but if the charges were false, and she was found innocent, wouldn't that mean she didn't violate her parole? That's unjust IMO.
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She's on probation--not parole--from her prior DUI conviction. That means she has to be squeaky clean for so many months or years. Can't be bothered to check what her probation terms were, but one was undoubtedly to stay out of any legal trouble. So the preliminary hearing last week--to see if the DA had enough basic evidence for a trial on the jewelry charge--also produced evidence that she had likely violated her probation. It's an easy standard for the judge to reach--not like proof beyond a reasonable doubt.
The probation violation landed her 120 days, but she appealed it so jail gets postponed till the appeal's over (and unsuccessful--if she wins, no jail). The shoplifting trial is next, in early June
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In CA the probation term for a single, first offense DUI is 5 years.
She had two DUI's so I'm not sure what her probation was, if it was longer or what.
I think this dumb bitch is missing the point of judges. They are out to get anyone's ass who broke the law.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 10:58am.
I totally agree! This bitch will never be on the straight and narrow, it's against her nature. Plus, I'm a firm believer that karma catches up with EVERYONE. Ask OJ Simpson...
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Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 10:22am.
I don't get the bail part but she did get a shit ton of hours of community service in the morgue and at a women's shelter I believe. So what will happen to her when she doesn't finish that and of course we all know she won't.
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The community service was also part of her sentence for the probation violation. It all gets suspended during the appeal. If she loses the appeal, she has to serve the time plus do the service. Yes, she'll cheat on the service and can be jailed for that, too. *cackling*
Her time in the morgue alone would make a great reality show.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally - I think some OTHER non-violent offender should be let out early, so that this stupid bitch can serve every fucking second of her time. Let someone else out every day or week, just to keep her IN.
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Submitted by RedWeatherTigerD on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 10:07am.
My understanding is that since she was on probation, even being CHARGED with a new crime is enough to violate that parole.
Oops, you already said what I tried to say--except you said it better.
I think we should start a Dlisted pool, lets see how soon she violates the violation of her violation?
I pick May 1st 2011
Let me get my list out.
Is the bitch:
Cavalier about the truth, and capable of telling lies to your face? Check.
Have a grandiose sense of self? Check.
Full of glibness and superficial charm? Check.
Have no apparent sense of remorse, shame or guilt? Check.
Exhibit criminal or entrepreneurial versatility? Check.
Can't perceive that anything is wrong with them? Check.
A pathological liar? Check?
I'd say the bitch is text book Sociopath.
Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 9:51am.
I still don't get how you they can claim someone violated their parole if they weren't convicted of anything. I would think you would have to wait to rule on the parole violation until it's decided whether they broke the law in the first place. Not that I am a fan of Hohan, but if the charges were false, and she was found innocent, wouldn't that mean she didn't violate her parole? That's unjust IMO.
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She's on probation--not parole--from her prior DUI conviction. That means she has to be squeaky clean for so many months or years. Can't be bothered to check what her probation terms were, but one was undoubtedly to stay out of any legal trouble. So the preliminary hearing last week--to see if the DA had enough basic evidence for a trial on the jewelry charge--also produced evidence that she had likely violated her probation. It's an easy standard for the judge to reach--not like proof beyond a reasonable doubt.
The probation violation landed her 120 days, but she appealed it so jail gets postponed till the appeal's over (and unsuccessful--if she wins, no jail). The shoplifting trial is next, in early June.
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I think some OTHER non-violent offender should be let out early, so that this stupid bitch can serve every fucking second of her time. Let someone else out every day or week, just to keep her IN.
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@P.T.Bull thank you, I'm reading about that. :-)
You make your rep in the DA's office prosecuting murderers and gangbangers--not petty shoplifters.
I think Linds's case, as a misdemeanor, should be transferred to the city attorney. However, it's possible the judge is saying No now because the June trial would get delayed if the city atty had to sub in at the last minute.
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I STILL believe that this gingery trick is going to jail for more than a hot minute, sooner or later.
Be patient, sluts!
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420 Hours of community service? That is 52 8 hour days.
No way this bitch will do that.
I think that if you steal from a retail establishment, you should be held accountable for the item's RETAIL value, which is determined by the owner of the store from which you STOLE FROM.
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I think the law says "market value" and the dealer had recently purchased it somewhere that Lindsay could have purchased it. It probably cost thousands of dollars for that information to come to light with lawyers and investigators.
Here's the thing. What she's saying is "I didn't steal it, but if I did it's not worth what you were charging for it."
No one can get away with that defense, you would think. It is basically saying to the court, "we have established that I'm a thief and a liar, but I'm also a weasel, k?"
That's why people are mad. No one can pull off that defense you would think, and it's so low... Plus, you have to be able to afford it. But on the other hand, the law says market value, so you really can't fault the court. Lohan outsnaked them.