It’s A Nice Day For A Single White Female Wedding

April 25, 2011 / Posted by:

At LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s wedding in Malibu over the weekend, the bride’s something old was a garter belt made from Uncle Falkor’s locks that has been passed down from generation to generation, her something new was a pair of diamond earrings that Eddie Cibrian bought for her using her credit card (but she let him carry the bag to the car, so it counts), her something blue came from the color her veins turned due to only eating the pressed sweat that forms around her mouth during a Twitter rant-a-thon, and finally her something borrowed WAS EVERYTHING FROM BRANDI GLANVILLE’S WEDDING!

A guest at LeAnn and Eddie’s wedding tells UsWeekly that they had a serious case of deja vu as all the details of the ceremony and party slowly started to unravel. They say that LeAnn’s wedding was an almost an exact carbon copy of Brand’s wedding to Eddie Cibrian. Here’s a list of all the similarities courtesy of UsWeekly:

The dress: LeAnn wore Reem Acra, Brandi wore Reem Acra

The setting: LeAnn and Eddie got married in a beachside spring ceremony, Brandi and Eddie got married in a beachside spring ceremony

The song choice: LeAnn and Eddie cut the cake to “I Got You Babe,” Brandi and Eddie sang “I Got You Babe” at the wrap paper for the movie he shot with LeAnn

UsWeekly also points out that LeAnn got a pair of titty sacks installed by the same plastic surgeon who installed Brandi’s titty sacks. And LeAnn and Brandi both drive a white Range Rover.

The source said that during his speech at the reception, Eddie joked about this not being his last wedding (“We’ve both had much larger weddings before, about 100-150 people both, but we just wanted our closest of friends and family here with us tonight. The next one will be ever smaller though”). LeAnn kept her speech short and classy by saying: “I love you all. Now let’s eat cake, bitches!”

Like LeAnn’s tongue actually touched cake frosting! Please. LeAnn is watching her bones, because she knows she needs to get into the skin suit she commissioned a team of clone experts to make using Brandi’s DNA.

As a wedding gift, Brandi should give LeAnn the exact ensemble she wore the day Eddie dropped her ass. LeAnn’s going to need it for the day Eddie does the exact same thing to her. I mean, if LeAnn insists on life jacking Brandi, she needs to go all the way!

Here’s BrandiAnn Rimes wearing Morticia’s crocheted holiday dress while having brunch with Eddie in Malibu.

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