It’s Monday morning and you’re most likely suffering from jelly bean withdrawals paired with a Peep-mopolitan hangover, so I’m sure you’re open mouth bawling on your desk just like this toddler right here (and I know you’re wearing white overalls too). If only Zach Galifianakis was there to soothe your weeps with his warm fur bosom and goose down fupa.
You know, directors seem to have gathered together and decided that Zach (copy and paste his last name here with your eyes because I’m too lazy to do it but I’m obviously not too lazy to type out this long ass explanation for why I didn’t copy and paste his last name here)’s funny ho act isn’t complete without some kind of an unlikely side-kick.
In The Hangover, he got a baby. In Due Date, he got a masturbating French Bulldog. In The Hangover II, he’s getting a monkey. And here he is filming scenes for Bored to Death in Brooklyn with a screaming albino toddler.
Somewhere in North Hollywood, there’s a Zach G side-kick casting office with a line outside that includes Einstein the smallest stallion, a meth head with a cock ring scrunchie, Snooki and the baby bottle-loving Koi fish.