Afternoon Crumbs

April 25, 2011 / Posted by:

Lady Caca delivers a manipulative verbal masturbation monologue that will make you yearn for the days of Madonna deep-throating a bottle – Towleroad

Keira Knightley’s hot mother perfectly accessorizes her little sailor girl dress with hard nips – Lainey Gossip

The natural beauty that is Bree Olson quit the warlock via text message – The Superficial

Khloe Kardashian’s belly button looks hongray (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The Onion claims another victory! – TDW

Coco’s cinematic camel toe is coming to HD, finally! – Celebitchy

Nicole Richie in That Magazine (no, not that magazine, THAT magazine) – The Berry

More like Mary Tyler LessJust Jared

Beyonce gives us salty weave and sidetitty – Hollywood Tuna

Shakira and Gerard Pique touch lips in a sea of suits – Popsugar

This picture is worth a thousand huffs – Boston Barstool Sports

The Terrible Dels: Paz de la Huerta and Benicio del Toro plot their next attack on the world together – Go Fug Yourself

Jay-Z + priapism = HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA – Sandra Rose

David Arquette’s asshole Easter outfit almost distracts us from Courtney Cox’s sea turtle face – ICYDK

Amanda Seyfried’s coochie cutters aren’t short enough – Popoholic

Toni Collette is a mom again – I’m Not Obsessed

Farrah Fawcett’s angelic hair wings have found a suitable new home on the head of my icon – Hollywood Rag

Guess the hooves? – Cityrag

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