And if you don’t do Easter, Happy 6th Day of Passover! If you don’t do Easter or the 6th Day of Passover, Happy Day Before PEEPS Go On Clearance Day (or, Happy PEEPS Go On Clearance in certain locations Day!).
This is the day we celebrate Jesus’ reincarnation into a bunny rabbit who delivers plastic eggs from Rite-Aid to the bedroom doors of toddlers (I really thought this as a child). It’s a very very VERY very good thing Jesus resurrected, because if he didn’t we’d never have these pictures of international supermodel and the always festive Phoebe Price doing her best Little Bunny Foo Foo on the ho stroll! Even though it seems that she’s suffering from a lacquered herpes outbreak all over her lips, PP pulls it out. Happy Day Before PEEPS Go On Clearance Day, everyone!