Sunday, April 24th 2011
Guess Who Is Taking Your Furry Wet Dreams To A Whole New Level?
Answer: David Beckham, of course! Posh Tweeted this picture of Becks covering his always bare nipples and freshly waxed pecs with plushie bunny fur to entertain his family IN THE NAME OF EASTER!!! If you're a sucio fuck who regularly humps on giant carnival stuffed animals, you're probably dangling a carrot near your genitals while staring at this picture. As for the rest of us, our reaction to a grown man in an Easter Bunny costume is best expressed through this video:
Oh, who am I fooling? I'm in the "dangling carrot" category.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 11:21pm.
ANDY COHEN PLAGIARIZES D-LISTED..............Damn Andy Cohen write your own fucking material. MK should get a fucking writers credit on that show
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Better question would be "which one of you beotches is Andy Cohen?"
If you knew what kind of dude was lurking underneath the bunny suit, you'd think twice about plopping your kid on the Easter Bunny's lap for a cutesy picture.
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Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
I fucking hate those creepy ass Easter Bunnies. My mom took me to a mall once and made me sit in the Easter Bunny's lap. He looked like that abhorrent creature. It was traumatizing.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
I really like the idea of David delivering yummy baskets once a year to strange, barely plausible rodents.
Fixes HTML coding for the last 3 posts... hopefully?
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
LOL at those kids! My son lost it this year just because I drew Easter bunny footprints on the floor in chalk..."Bunny was in house? Aaaaargh! No no no!" So much for making Easter extra fun
ANDY COHEN PLAGIARIZES D-LISTED.
So Housewives ended and not paying attention I didn't change the channel which is unusual considering I HATE Andy Cohen and his circle jerk fest WWHL (he's exactly like Perez Hilton). Anyway I look up to see some segment he's showing and I swear he must read this blog because they all came from this past weeks stories. One was the bulge shorty shorts, the other was the chef with the unibrown and the last was this scary bunny video!
Damn Andy Cohen write your own fucking material. MK should get a fucking writers credit on that show.
Well, if you act the part you might just as well look the part too.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
barzzini
Reminds me of that bunny in The Shining. Scary as hell.
You didn't say "Oh my God!" unless someone had just been decapitated, or there was a twister headed this way
Thank you precociousmagpie. I just almost died laughing. Really made up for the shitty dinner at the In laws today.
Pffft. The Silent Hill bunny is better.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2042/1698650879_513a13fdaa.jpg
i don't get it...shes always sooooo miserable in public but she has a twitter account to post pics and talk about what shes doing?>? that makes no sense...celeb whores are so odd
Gnight all! WdSweet drea,s FK UGH...sweet dreams and shit
*hands out bats for ebil bunnys at windows*
Tomorrows another day! ♥ (another day closer to zombie apocalypse ane shit lolooll) K, sleep sound and all that xanaxz shit!!
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"Tsuru-maru, a blind man, the innocent victim of the war that rages all round him; he's lost the last protection he had -a picture of the Buddha- and now stands alone, in the midst of ruins, at the edge of the abyss." -Akira Kurosawa's "Ran" 1985
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 7:38pm.
Cappy, LOLOLOL, it's not a rabbit bitch, it's David Beckham!!!
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Haarrhrhaaa! Duhh on me drunk ass; didnt read the post. BAD ON ME!
Why's beckham in a stupid costume??? just Dish the egegs in them soccer shorts and bend it!! Dumb costume! ugahr
_)))hugs lil ras++
omg, how maby times do I haveto type stuff on a bottle and ahalf o shit??><
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"Tsuru-maru, a blind man, the innocent victim of the war that rages all round him; he's lost the last protection he had -a picture of the Buddha- and now stands alone, in the midst of ruins, at the edge of the abyss." -Akira Kurosawa's "Ran" 1985
Submitted by mike on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 5:34pm.
I just don't get posting videos of your kids like that online. You'll give your kids more than enough to be embarrassed about as they grow up without having old vids lurking online.
Anybody else remember in the early days of the internet how people were told don't post any pics
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A-FUCKING-MEN!!!
I actually had a couple friends on FB that tweeted/Facebook'd at the hospital after giving birth or at a reception after they got married. Is nothing not sacred anymore? Most parents nowadays are fucking morons that just HAVE to post pics and videos of their "too cute" kids...without acknowledging that there are sick fucks out there.
Although *I think* this video was on America's Funniest home videos because I saw it on there once. Terrible prank....the dumbass mother should've told the kids the Easter bunny was coming and have him walk in the house instead of popping out of a dark window.
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Too Donnie Darko for me
LOL it reminds me of when my sister was afraid of Santa at the mall, the next day the man who checked the electrical meters was in a Santa suit and she screamed bloody murder
What these two do to get aroused in their bedroom should never be tweeted.
Hahahaa
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....
Mmm I looove me some becks. Maybe the bunny head will deepen his neutered voice w an echo. Schlong I misss youuu... lemme see yo schlong bebeh
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Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 7:10pm.
qwAIT! Why's that rabbit bitch on a skaet board??? and LOOOOLL at that kid scurred at the Stephen King Rabbit!!!@
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Cappy, LOLOLOL, it's not a rabbit bitch, it's David Beckham!!!
qwAIT! Why's that rabbit bitch on a skaet board??? and LOOOOLL at that kid scurred at the Stephen King Rabbit!!!@
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"Tsuru-maru, a blind man, the innocent victim of the war that rages all round him; he's lost the last protection he had -a picture of the Buddha- and now stands alone, in the midst of ruins, at the edge of the abyss." -Akira Kurosawa's "Ran" 1985
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 6:29pm.
Bitch, Easter ain't ovah til I get a chocolate bunny OKKKKKAAAAY, so yo ass need to chill.
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omf, Gives Tiger my last marxhmallow choco covered vanilla bunny just cause {{drunk hugggss Tigerlils}}}
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"Tsuru-maru, a blind man, the innocent victim of the war that rages all round him; he's lost the last protection he had -a picture of the Buddha- and now stands alone, in the midst of ruins, at the edge of the abyss." -Akira Kurosawa's "Ran" 1985
OIkay, it took me damn 7 trys to log in.
HAPPY CANDY DAY HORS
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"Tsuru-maru, a blind man, the innocent victim of the war that rages all round him; he's lost the last protection he had -a picture of the Buddha- and now stands alone, in the midst of ruins, at the edge of the abyss." -Akira Kurosawa's "Ran" 1985
Beast that I am, I did find it funny.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by Jana on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 6:08pm.
get this holiday over with.
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Bitch, Easter ain't ovah til I get a chocolate bunny OKKKKKAAAAY, so yo ass need to chill.
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ROAR, calm down *offers tiger a chocolate bunny*
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The Beckham boys: "OH WOW, LOOK, IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY AND HE'S BROUGHT US A GREAT BIG BASKET OF ... oh, it's another soccer ball ..."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 5:15pm.
Well, that is fucking SCARY, man! I totally get why those kids were terrified. As a child, any kind of Santa or Easter Bunny or mascot or character scared the shit out of me. The worst was when they worse gloves but you could feel their bony hands inside them. *shiver* And to see it lurking outside your window? Some people really don't understand kids.
They still make me uneasy and I'm 40 years old.
Another reason why I understand the French banning the full head covering. It's very disturbing to encounter a human form and not see a real face. Very unsettling on a gut level.
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Well, I feel horribly guilty now for laughing; you're absolutely right.
I think the real trouble started when the stupid mom shrieked "OH MY GOD!!" The kids were startled and frightened by the looming man-rabbit, and instantly turned to Mommy for guidance. Since she was screaming "with delight" or whatever, they got even more scared.
And since when do moms yell "Oh my GOD!" at things like the Easter Bunny arriving? That was practically a curse word when I was a kid. You didn't say "Oh my God!" unless someone had just been decapitated, or there was a twister headed this way. "Oh my God!" is the new "You don't say."
I remember all us kids sobbing with terror one Christmas Eve, when a hideous rubber-faced Santa Claus appeared (by knocking menacingly on the front door, as is Santa's m.o.). I quickly got my wits about me after noticing Santa Claus was wearing my grandmother's big ugly glasses over the mask.
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Submitted by Jana on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 6:08pm.
get this holiday over with.
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Bitch, Easter ain't ovah til I get a chocolate bunny OKKKKKAAAAY, so yo ass need to chill.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh, now that's just terrible. The poor tots.
*plays yet again*
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Albino Porcupeep doesn't give a shit!
Why on earth would he dress up like this? He doesn't have toddlers anymore. Although maybe his boys still believe in the Easter bunny, cuz clearly they still believe that Daddy put a baby in Mummy's tummy.
Poor innocent little mites.
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But if not...
get this holiday over with.
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Submitted by chestybongos on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 5:15pm.
Wow their house is... Can the Beckham's not afford furniture?
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Haha. I think it's the garage.
Submitted by jalynne on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 5:37pm.
that and a taser gun.
hahaha. I'm picturing Judge Doom in Roger Rabbit.
I dint like that at all.
It reminds me of the idiotic "America's Funniest Videos" where they're always showing people getting hurt. It's supposed to be hilarious. Faaack. That's sick shit.
It's not funny to see kids scared. I would've have shit my pants and died of heart attack seeing a big fucking fur head (careful) in a dark window.
Not funny. Take away parent license. Fail.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 5:28pm.
It reminds me of Rabbit-Proof Fence--they need one.
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that and a taser gun.
I just don't get posting videos of your kids like that online. You'll give your kids more than enough to be embarrassed about as they grow up without having old vids lurking online.
Anybody else remember in the early days of the internet how people were told don't post any pics of your children online? My how that advice has fallen by the wayside.
Submitted by jalynne on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 5:17pm.
That video reminds me of the movie Fortress (1986).
It reminds me of Rabbit-Proof Fence--they need one.
And why are they celebrating Easter at 9 pm?
That video reminds me of the movie Fortress (1986). I will forever assume that anyone wearing a mask and standing outside the window is going to kidnap me at gunpoint. Those kids have every right to pizzhit themselves!
Wow their house is... Can the Beckham's not afford furniture?
Well, that is fucking SCARY, man! I totally get why those kids were terrified. As a child, any kind of Santa or Easter Bunny or mascot or character scared the shit out of me. The worst was when they worse gloves but you could feel their bony hands inside them. *shiver* And to see it lurking outside your window? Some people really don't understand kids.
They still make me uneasy and I'm 40 years old.
Another reason why I understand the French banning the full head covering. It's very disturbing to encounter a human form and not see a real face. Very unsettling on a gut level.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 3:50pm.
What's up with those idiot kids? Did they not notice the eggs until Reba Rimes Judd mentioned them?
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If I could rename myself from La Chaylo to Reba Rimes Judd, I'd do that shit in a heart beat. Awesome.
Kids' reaction - priceless.
@ Joe Shmoe
I just dug out that Vanity Fair article about furries :
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2001/03/furries200103
Going to read it.
Those kids' reaction was totally appropriate.
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"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."-MK as Gwyneth
So, that's the secret to his Armani bulge: Peeps
Posh: "Get out of there, David. It makes you look fat."
Is a low crotch bunny suit more 'street'?
Seriously, where was the pic taken.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
Are plushies like furries? I can't keep all my fetishes straight.
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Was that shot at the Make Up artists house?
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 3:39pm.
I had on idea Posh was into plushies
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Eeee...Vanity Fair did a piece on the "Plushie Movement" a few years back and sent a journalist to a convention where the Plushies all congregated to get some plushy ass. The reporter took his assignment very seriously and documented all the crazy sex. Over and over again. And again. Umm..wow.
I will never look at Bugs Bunny the same way again. He was shagging like a err..bunny.
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But if not...
Are the Beckhams renting for the month?