Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

April 23, 2011 / Posted by:

What High School Musical star slept with five different people from the series? (CDAN)

This is Disney we’re talking about, so I’m sure the craft service table was stocked with morning-after pills in the shape of mouse ears, pixie dust lube, magic kingdom kondoms and a storage box to keep purity rings safe while they had cast party orgies in the back. So I’ll say, every single one of them.

This one is kind of complicated. Two male movie actors in the same family. One is A list, the other B- list. The B- list actor is married. The A list actor is married. The A list actor has been having sex with the wife of his brother the B lister forever. No one knew until the other night. Apparently the wife of the B lister got hammered the other night and started arguing with her husband and let that little gem of knowledge out. At a party. (CDAN)

Ben and Casey Affleck? Maybe this is for an I’m Still Here spin-off documentary?

What former A+ lister and now still a B list movie actor made his children sign confidentiality agreements so they would not reveal anything about his life, their life, or anything they know. That is a very trusting father. (CDAN)

Tommy Girl? But I refuse to believe Suri Cruise would sign shit seeing as though everybody is depending on her to release a scandalous tell-all memoir called Tommy Girl Dearest in 15 years.

Mom was worried about something much more important than her daughter’s increasingly wild and erratic behavior. She was worried about how public perception of that behavior would affect Girl’s career. So, after a particularly shocking incident, Mom decided to get Girl out of the public eye for a while by taking her away to another city.

Girl quickly got bored hiding out in the hotel, so Mom flew in one of Girl’s friends, and the two of them spent a couple of weeks shopping and getting spa treatments… while Mom came up the concept of “rehab”. It was a calculated way for Girl to continue to stay out of the public eye for an extended period of time. More importantly, as long as Mom and Girl never admitted that she was going there for drug- or alcohol-related problems, it would be difficult for people to criticize Girl when she got out. So, Girl was sent off to “rehab” for unspecified problems.

Now you know that it was all a public relations move and that Girl was in treatment for a much shorter amount of time she and Mom claim. And while we’re glad that Girl actually did wind up getting help with some of her very real issues, her best chance at true recovery will happen when she starts being honest. That’s going to be difficult with such a scheming mother. (Blind Gossip)

Demi Lovato and her White Oprah-esque mom?

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