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April 22, 2011 / Posted by:

Baks the blind boxer and Buttons the guide goose! Renata Kursa of Poland was worried for her boxer Baks when some kind of accident left him in a state of blindness. But where there’s a blind Polish boxer, there’s a gigantic goose to lead the way for him! Renata says that Baks drops his head against Button like an old drunk man leaning on my shoulder on the L train (it’s okay, I’ll be playing the role of the old drunk man very soon aka this weekend) and the goose guides him to safety. When Buttons isn’t close by for Baks to drop his head on, she directs him with her honks. “They’re inseparable now – they even chase the postman together,” says Renata.

Before you jaded haters out there tell me this is probably a made up story and this picture is actually of a boxer minutes before he bit into the neck of a goose, DON’T! This is a real Good Friday miracle! Okay, a real Good Friday miracle would be if a goose laid two working Boxer eyeballs for Baks, but this is a runner-up miracle! That’s good enough for me.

And when you come stumbling out of a bar tonight with your head feeling like it’s filled with cement, you’re going to wish you had Buttons to lean on!

via Metro

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