Hot Slut Of The Day!
Baks the blind boxer and Buttons the guide goose! Renata Kursa of Poland was worried for her boxer Baks when some kind of accident left him in a state of blindness. But where there's a blind Polish boxer, there's a gigantic goose to lead the way for him! Renata says that Baks drops his head against Button like an old drunk man leaning on my shoulder on the L train (it's okay, I'll be playing the role of the old drunk man very soon aka this weekend) and the goose guides him to safety. When Buttons isn't close by for Baks to drop his head on, she directs him with her honks. "They're inseparable now - they even chase the postman together," says Renata.
Before you jaded haters out there tell me this is probably a made up story and this picture is actually of a boxer minutes before he bit into the neck of a goose, DON'T! This is a real Good Friday miracle! Okay, a real Good Friday miracle would be if a goose laid two working Boxer eyeballs for Baks, but this is a runner-up miracle! That's good enough for me.
And when you come stumbling out of a bar tonight with your head feeling like it's filled with cement, you're going to wish you had Buttons to lean on!
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I always appreciate the animal buddy stories. It's strange how often they pop up. Buttons is probably like the goose version of the disgruntled old man who's going to pretend like he just wants you to leave him the fuck alone, but then he softens up later and you can tell he really wanted a buddy all along. Not only does Baks need cirurgia plastica Buttons, they both need EACH OTHER!
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Awwwww so cute! I love these stories.
(Baks seems to be a tiny bit deficient in the legs department.)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 2:09pm.
That puppeh is cute. I will drink tonight and sing a made-up song about the puppeh and his goosefriend and f* those who don't get it.
...I like the way you think. Actually, even if I wouldn't get your song, i'd STILL laugh my ass off!
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
That is a very nice story. :)
Submitted by chlyn on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:19am.
If a goose is bothering you, just bring a badass honey badger with you next time. Honey badger will smack the shit out of that goose!
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Thats because Honey Badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shiiit!
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That puppeh is cute. I will drink tonight and sing a made-up song about the puppeh and his goosefriend and f* those who don't get it.
I see this all the time with my dog and the litter of kittens just born..not to mention all my cats...they simply adore my dog and vice versa..there is so much mutual love and respect in the animal kingdom that for sure they are the superior species...they know the secret to life and that is WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS??? humans suck with all the bickering and judgment...whenever i feel down I just sit back and what the complete harmony my animals feel with one another...and it awes me how simple it is to just love and accept each other. We humans make life so damn complicated. Sorry to rant but critter postings always get to me!!!
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 8:54am.
This happens all the time in the animal world. There was the case of the blind tiger and the elephant. The elephant's dong hung down and the tiger let the elephant dong rest on its head and would feel which way the elephant was walking…
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LMAO!! WHAAAAAT??
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Submitted by guest on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:33am.
What if the goose actually pecked the dogs eyes & that's why he's blind & this is like the goose's penance? Lol.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Loving the cuteness!
As a mom to two glorious Boxers, this makes me leaky eyed.
Submitted by vegaschick on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:41am.
I'm surprised at this because Geese are nasty, nasty creatures. My neighbors back home had two and they were vicious.
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Maybe they're just that way with humans, who can be pretty nasty too!
I read this story yesterday and I think it's cute!
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One of my favorite movies of all time Mi Vida Loca saying:
"Take all of your happy little shit and go."
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If a goose is bothering you, just bring a badass honey badger with you next time. Honey badger will smack the shit out of that goose!
An animal version of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane...
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Submitted by guest on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:33am.
What if the goose actually pecked the dogs eyes & that's why he's blind & this is like the goose's penance? Lol.
Damn. I feel sorry for that mailman.
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I'm surprised at this because Geese are nasty, nasty creatures. My neighbors back home had two and they were vicious.
I'm surprised at this because Geese are nasty, nasty creatures. My neighbors back home had two and they were vicious.
Now I have seen everything.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
That is not a boxer. It's a cross.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:09am.
Fame Monster celeb blog just C&P MK's story, word for word (albeit with a source and link). That ain't fair use
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You're right, it's not, because a lot of people would read that and just presume that blogger wrote it, without necessarily noticing the link to the source.
I find that so many other bloggers are copying MK. It's really obvious in the headlines from other gossip blogs in "Afternoon Crumbs"; didn't MK coin terms like "Basement Baby" and "Ceiling Eyes" and a dozen others? Other sites use them all the time.
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What if the goose actually pecked the dogs eyes & that's why he's blind & this is like the goose's penance? Lol.
Edit: spelling again gah.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Fame Monster celeb blog just C&P MK's story, word for word (albeit with a source and link). That ain't fair use.
http://famemonster.org/2011/04/hot-slut-of-the-day-103/
Geese mostly only attack small people, like children. So if you have those (and you care) be careful cuz they like to peck the eyes out (eyes are full of vitamins. birds and fish always go for the eyes).
This was on the intertubes yesterday, but it's 100 times cuter (but not a miracle, MK blew his miracle wad 2 days early, this is crucifixion day). Baby penguin looking for a hand job:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnxGZ9jeuP8
Awww cute! I am going to keep snuggling my doggies for five more minutes.
Submitted by guest on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 8:19am.
Whamo...my hub does. Today & Monday. No one else is tho cuz he got to work in like 20 minutes when it usually takes 50.
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LOL it took me 8 minutes or so off the usual 30
only here for 1/2 day so it's not so bad, phones rang twice and I've gotten 3 emails which by now I'd have about 15.
I love getting paid for fuckin the dog...not Baks of course, he's had a tough enough life.
Awww!! How sweet :-)
This happens all the time in the animal world. There was the case of the blind tiger and the elephant. The elephant's dong hung down and the tiger let the elephant dong rest on its head and would feel which way the elephant was walking...
Apparently the relationship started when the tiger was a recently orphaned cub and was hungry for milk and started 'nursing' the elephant...
Its a jungle out there. ;) Happy friday!~
Gtl...it does look like that.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
AWWWWW. Feels cold black heart melting...is it me or the pooch also missing a leg? seems to be the reason for the leaning anyway...
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Shame, on me.
To need release.
Uncontrollably...
I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay
taking out my freak tonight.
I-I-I wanna show-o-o all the di-ir-irt
I got going through my mind
Aww, so sweet.
Animals are the best, Happy Friday, Happy Easter, Happy Earth Day!
I'm gonna hug an animal and pick up some trash today!
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And here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna get on your bikes, and pedal your ugly asses outta here.
Awwww. Just awwwwwwwww!
Mk do you live in Williamsburg? Let's get drinks and have chicken at pies and thighs!
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Awww...too cute. But I agree that geese are mean. My bro works at a golf course and both of us have been chased off a green/fairway by them on occassion.
Whamo...my hub does. Today & Monday. No one else is tho cuz he got to work in like 20 minutes when it usually takes 50.
Happy Good Friday errbody & Happy Easter too. :)
Edit: spelling
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Geese, swans, peacocks...all those birds/fowl/wtf-ever are bitches. I do love a sappy animal story though.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 7:58am.
Lofl!!! They are mean.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
That is the sweetest thing ever! Bwhaaa @ runner-up miracle.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 7:58am.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA That is classic!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
awwww. animals. Good Friday miracles. love.
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Really, in the near future most of the population will be directly related to KFed, Lil' Wayne or a Duggar. We're doomed. -MK
Awe, sweet :)
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joe - I understand, I got the Friday mornin shakes.
LOL at Thornholio!!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Swans will chase a fucker, trust. They're beautiful but nasty and have no problem getting ghetto on your ass. They are the Laterion Miltons of the bird world.
Where I grew up, there are two (three?) ponds and every Easter, I'd have to wear some dumb-ass monkey suit and pose at the pond with the swans so that my father could take a picture. Looking at the photos, you see a kid (me) frozen with fear as a swan is about to attack or another photo where the kid (again, me) is standing far away from the swan or action shots, where the kid (sigh) is in flight from an attacking swan. Oh, childhood.
The only goose I need to lean on is a gray one..
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Of course,
Of f**ken course..
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 7:53am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 7:41am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 7:37am.
I need to pick me up a damn goose
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Awww..that's sweet. To prop you up when you fall out of the pub & then lead you home? ;P
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Well, whadya mean DUH??? it's possible that you might want a goose to stuff, or something *giggle*
Sorry Jacko, Ize got the Friday morning sillies.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 7:41am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 7:37am.
I need to pick me up a damn goose
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Awww..that's sweet. To prop you up when you fall out of the pub & then lead you home? ;P
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
That is so sweet...I love these animal stories. *sniffling*
That dog looks wasted.