In The Future, There Will Be A Dr. James Franco

April 22, 2011 / Posted by:

Because James Franco’s ultimate goal is to wallpaper his downstairs smoke room with a degree from every single university that exists on this planet today, he has enrolled and been accepted to the University of Houston. A University of Houston official confirms that they have opened their arms to James Franco who will work towards his doctorate degree in literature and creative writing. The program only accepts 20 out of around 400 applicants and the director says that he chooses students based on writing samples, recommendation letters and IMDB credits.

James Franco has an M.F.A. in creative writing from Columbia, is a Ph.D student in English at Yale and has just signed on to star in a movie with Winona Ryder, which he plans to shoot before he does Oz the Great and Powerful and acts on Broadway in Sweet Bird of Youth opposite Nicole Kidman. So because James Franco’s schedule is as jam packed as my schedule is empty, he won’t start classes at UH until next year. The director issued this statement of words to the media:

James Franco was scheduled to enter the PhD program in Literature and Creative Writing in Fall 2011, but he requested a deferral for an additional year, which the faculty granted, so he is now scheduled to begin doctoral work here in Fall 2012.

It takes me 3 days to finish a “Which She-Ra Character Are You?” quiz and this motherfucking diploma-holic is enrolled at a dozen universities and still finds the time to do movies and take cat naps with actual cats? Something in the milk is a donation check with at least 5 zeroes in ‘em.

But I will remain UNIMPRESSED until James Franco proudly displays a degree he earned from DeVry (emphasis on the word “proudly“).

via Chron (Thanks to Jane and everybody else who sent this in)

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