Don’t Cry For Me Basement Baby

April 22, 2011 / Posted by:

They tell me these pictures are of Beyonce striking curious poses on the balcony of The Ritz in Paris for a Harper’s Bazaar photo shoot, but isn’t this how she pretty much starts her day anyway? Beyonce casually throws on something that looks like a blood clot explosion, sashays out onto the balcony and intensely gazes into the world like she’s trying to slightly shift the earth beneath Michelle Williams and make that ho go BOOM again. Or maybe she’s using her powers of THE GAZE to bust out the light bulbs in Solange’s basement. It’s definitely one of those. Photo shoot my ass.

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