You know that politics give me nipple calluses, so I’ve been pretty much “whatever” about Donald Trump’s need to see President Obama’s birth certificate even though we haven’t seen Trump’s natural complexion or hairline in centuries. However, now I’m feeling the opposite of “whatever” (but I’ll go back to feeling “whatever” after this post until Melania speaks again) because Melania Trump, the most glamorous woman named Melania Trump, has spoken out about the birth certificate issue, and guess what?! Melania is siding with the sugar pappy husband who keeps her skin slathered in liquid gold! TWIST!
While peddling her jewelry line for QVC (too. perfect.) on Joy Behar’s CNN show, Melania said that her husband has a “genius’ mind” and would make an excellent president. Joy then brought up the birth certificate issue and made a few points, but Melania pretty much repeated the same phrase I shout at men I’ve just met: SHOW IT!!!! Clip below:
I could watch the 2:26 mark on a loop all the way through Easter.